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52 Things To Do While You Poo From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, or how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a wordsearch or maze to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then this is the book for you! Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to…

52 Things To Learn On The Loo Make use of those dull moments on the loo by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year. Ha…

Brush up on your 18th Century vocabulary with this hilarious (and educational) Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, originally published in 1785, with a modern tarting-up. This little pocket-sized hardback book is a must-have guide to old-school British slang and swear words, with a lovely Victorian sheen to them all, listed in alphabetical order with a small description, and inked illustration…

Keanu Reeves: actor, musician, dog lover. He's the internet's boyfriend. The poetic petrolhead. The guru on a surfboard. Part samurai, part samaritan. He is, very simply, 'The One'. In this hilarious book of pocket philosophy, film critic and Keanu fan James King reveals what makes Mr Reeves so special. He unpacks iconic films from the Bill & Teds to the John Wicks, as well as the star's own free-…

Break out the cocktail shaker and the glasses, it’s time to brew up some Classy as Fuck Cocktails with this suave sweary recipe book! This hardback gold-foiled and gold-edged book is as classy as can be, filled to the brim with over sixty different recipes for any cocktail for any occasion, with golden-foil text inserts of puns and sweary motivational quotes. With recipes ranging from beginner to…

Cock-A-Doodle: Rude Activity Book For Adults. Feeling bored and dirty-minded? Then look no further than this rude activity book! Whether you're searching for euphemisms, colouring cocks in, or completing unfortunately inappropriate connect-the-dots, you'll be entertained and giggling like the child you are for hours. Hardback book contains 96 pages, and measures 15.6 x 15.6 cm.

Crap Taxidermy A hilarious look at what happens when taxidermy goes very wrong! You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatur…

Doodle a Day. Whether you're a notorious stress-head, or an aspiring doodle based artist, this book is perfect for you. Dedicated purely to make you spend a little time each day looking after yourself, and making pretty doodles, this book makes the perfect gift for anybody who needs a little reminder to take some much important 'me time'. Paperback book contains 224 pages, and measures 19.8 x 12.6…

From the gentle hiss of the Silent But Deadly to the rip-roaring salute of the Seismic Blast, this hilarious, illustrated mock spotter's guide identifies the field marks, voice, habitat, and range of ten common wind-breakers, so that you can identify he (or she) who dealt it every time. Can't pinpoint what the Flight of the Buttock Bees sounds like? Just push the button on the attached battery-pow…

Film in Five Seconds Know a great movie when you see one? Can you tell your Grease from your Godfather, your King Kong from your King's Speech, your Rocky from your Rocky Horror? In Film in Five Seconds, some of the greatest movies ever made are transformed into hilarious and witty infographics to put your movie knowledge to the test. You'll laugh out loud as you identify some of the greatest scre…

Fucking Apostrophes The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. This is a light-hearted guide to getting the fucking things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennife…

How Not to Be a Dick On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and strai…

How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served wi…

How To Poo At Work This book could kickstart your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! How to Poo at Work is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work, and is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker faces on a daily basis. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Defecation and follows up with many practical, real-li…

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our cou…

The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen comics, such as "How to tell if you…

I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups Despite official reports, members of Generation X and younger feel completely and totally ill-prepared to deal with anything. They still, as purportedly self-sufficient adults, look toward Baby Boomers and the Greatest Generation and think, How did they do that? So the easiest and best way to find comfort is to look not ahead at uncertainty (or, heaven forbid, aro…

Sometimes "meow" just doesn't quite ge the point across... In I Could Pee On This you'll find poems penned by cats that reveal theor every desire, theor every conflict, and their every moment of neurotic genius. You'll discover why cats do things like sit on you face before the sun comes up. help clean your bedside table with their tail, or confirm that there really are one thousand sheets in the…

Keanu Reeves Guide to Kindness. Is Keanu Reeves your spiritual guru, or is that just us? Either way, you cannot go wrong following his words on how to be the kindest person you could - we'd certainly like to think it's helped us! This is a perfect gift for anybody who is a fan of Keanu Reeves, or anybody who is striving to make the world a better place. Hardback book containing 112 pages, and meas…

Name That Movie: 100 Illustrated Movie Puzzles The rules are simple: Six illustrations, in sequence, no movie stars. Can you Name that Movie? Test your visual knowledge of film with 100 illustrated movie puzzles (plus answer key and title index) and see your favourite classic films in a whole new light. Hardback book. Measures 23.5cm x 10.5cm x 2.5cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novella…

Make your own happy little accidents with this officially licensed Bob Ross colouring book! This paperback 96-page book includes more than seventy-five different line art drawings of Bob Ross' most famous 'The Joy of Painting' paintings - a blank canvas ready for you to scribble in! With a line-art drawing on one page, and an inspiring wholesome quote from Bob Ross on the other, this colouring boo…

You can’t be zen all the time. Embrace your inner rage and take it out on some harmless paper with this stress-busting Rage Journal! This journal is jam-packed with fun quips on anger, sarcasm, and bad moods on one side of the page, and a fun 'un-spirational' activity for you to quell your rage on the other – which could include writing an angry unsent letter, straight up stamping on the book, or…

Rude Puzzle Book Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dot-to-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life’s idle moments. Paperback. 128 pages. Measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novellas, and…

Let the Bard help you make up the best insult in the world with this Shakespeare Insult Generator flip-book from Barry Kraft! This book features three insults to a page, mixing-and-matching iconic cheeky words from Shakespeare’s works, along with their definitions to the left-hand-side. Go flipping and see what creative insults you can find, and try them out for us and let us know how it goes. It’…