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52 Things To Do While You Poo 52 Things To Do While You Poo
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52 Things To Do While You Poo From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, or how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a wordsearch or maze to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then this is the book for you! Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to…
52 Things To Learn On The Loo 52 Things To Learn On The Loo
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52 Things To Learn On The Loo Make use of those dull moments on the loo by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year. Ha…
A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist
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A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist Fur and fiction combine in this retelling of Charles Dickens's most famous novel, adorably adapted with an all-star cast of guinea pigs. In the misery of a workhouse, a poor, fluffy little orphan called Oliver Twist is fed on nothing but thin air and even thinner gruel. By squeaking a fateful question - 'Please, sir, I want some more' - he unwittingly sparks a series of e…
Cock-A-Doodle: Rude Activity Book For Adults Cock-A-Doodle: Rude Activity Book For Adults
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Cock-A-Doodle: Rude Activity Book For Adults. Feeling bored and dirty-minded? Then look no further than this rude activity book! Whether you're searching for euphemisms, colouring cocks in, or completing unfortunately inappropriate connect-the-dots, you'll be entertained and giggling like the child you are for hours. Hardback book contains 96 pages, and measures 15.6 x 15.6 cm.
Film in Five Seconds Film in Five Seconds
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Film in Five Seconds Know a great movie when you see one? Can you tell your Grease from your Godfather, your King Kong from your King's Speech, your Rocky from your Rocky Horror? In Film in Five Seconds, some of the greatest movies ever made are transformed into hilarious and witty infographics to put your movie knowledge to the test. You'll laugh out loud as you identify some of the greatest scre…
Fucking Apostrophes Fucking Apostrophes
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Fucking Apostrophes The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. This is a light-hearted guide to getting the fucking things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennife…
How Not to Be a Dick How Not to Be a Dick
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How Not to Be a Dick On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and strai…
How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes
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How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served wi…
How to Poo at Work How to Poo at Work
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How To Poo At Work This book could kickstart your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! How to Poo at Work is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work, and is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker faces on a daily basis. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Defecation and follows up with many practical, real-li…
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our cou…
How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You
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The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen comics, such as "How to tell if you…
I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups
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I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups Despite official reports, members of Generation X and younger feel completely and totally ill-prepared to deal with anything. They still, as purportedly self-sufficient adults, look toward Baby Boomers and the Greatest Generation and think, How did they do that? So the easiest and best way to find comfort is to look not ahead at uncertainty (or, heaven forbid, aro…
I Could Chew On This I Could Chew On This
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I Could Chew on This and other Poems by Dogs From Toy Poodles to Great Danes, dogs of all sizes, ages, breeds, and dispositions have an inner poet lurking just beneath the surface. Written by these astute and inspired canines are such classics as, "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Each poem in this collection perfectly captures the quirkiness…
I Could Pee On This I Could Pee On This
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Sometimes "meow" just doesn't quite ge the point across... In I Could Pee On This you'll find poems penned by cats that reveal theor every desire, theor every conflict, and their every moment of neurotic genius. You'll discover why cats do things like sit on you face before the sun comes up. help clean your bedside table with their tail, or confirm that there really are one thousand sheets in the…
Keanu Reeves Guide To Kindness Keanu Reeves Guide To Kindness
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Keanu Reeves Guide to Kindness. Is Keanu Reeves your spiritual guru, or is that just us? Either way, you cannot go wrong following his words on how to be the kindest person you could - we'd certainly like to think it's helped us! This is a perfect gift for anybody who is a fan of Keanu Reeves, or anybody who is striving to make the world a better place. Hardback book containing 112 pages, and meas…
My Neighbour Hayao: Art Inspired by the Films of Miyazaki My Neighbour Hayao: Art Inspired by the Films of Miyazaki
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One of the best coffee table books ever created, this 'My Neighbour Hayao' art book features absolutely stunning artwork and illustrations themed around the work that Hayao Miyazaki and his Studio Ghibli have created, drawn and compiled by over 250 artists and the Spoke Art Gallery. Flip through this high-quality art and find your favourite piece; with works based from the iconic Ghibli movies lik…
Name That Movie Name That Movie
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Name That Movie: 100 Illustrated Movie Puzzles The rules are simple: Six illustrations, in sequence, no movie stars. Can you Name that Movie? Test your visual knowledge of film with 100 illustrated movie puzzles (plus answer key and title index) and see your favourite classic films in a whole new light. Hardback book. Measures 23.5cm x 10.5cm x 2.5cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novella…
Official Bob Ross Colouring Book Official Bob Ross Colouring Book
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Make your own happy little accidents with this officially licensed Bob Ross colouring book! This paperback 96-page book includes more than seventy-five different line art drawings of Bob Ross' most famous 'The Joy of Painting' paintings - a blank canvas ready for you to scribble in! With a line-art drawing on one page, and an inspiring wholesome quote from Bob Ross on the other, this colouring boo…
Rage Journal Rage Journal
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You can’t be zen all the time. Embrace your inner rage and take it out on some harmless paper with this stress-busting Rage Journal! This journal is jam-packed with fun quips on anger, sarcasm, and bad moods on one side of the page, and a fun 'un-spirational' activity for you to quell your rage on the other – which could include writing an angry unsent letter, straight up stamping on the book, or…
Rude Puzzle Book Rude Puzzle Book
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Rude Puzzle Book Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dot-to-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life’s idle moments. Paperback. 128 pages. Measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novellas, and…
Star Trek: Fun with Kirk and Spock (A Parody) Star Trek: Fun with Kirk and Spock (A Parody)
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Star Trek: Fun with Kirk and Spock (A Parody) Join Kirk, Spock, Uhura and the Rest of the Crew as They Go Boldly Where No Parody Has Gone Before! Since the 1930’s, Fun with Dick and Jane has inspired several parodies, but none as amusing as this clever trekkie spoof! This Prime Directive primer steps through The Guardian of Forever to a simpler time of reading, writing, and red shirts. Fun with Ki…
Steven Rhodes - My Little Occult Book Club Steven Rhodes - My Little Occult Book Club
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Steven Rhodes has struck again with this eclectic mix of retro children's art and paranormal spooky stuff with this 'My Little Occult Book Club' book! This little hardback book compiles the best of Rhodes' work into mini page posters, with an added pull-out poster, along with fun mini-activites like word searches and mazes, but with a spooky twist! Learn Advanced Pyrokinesis, hang out with the Ali…
Stuck on Star Trek Stuck on Star Trek
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Stuck On Star Trek An interactive and imaginative way to experience the Star Trek universe using the magic of "Kling-on" pieces. Few television series have had as big an impact on popular culture as Star Trek. Now Trekkies and fans of all ages can set their phasers to fun as they reenact their favorite scenes from the original Star Trek universe—or create new, uncharted scenarios! Stuck on Star Tr…
Sweary Word Puzzle Book Sweary Word Puzzle Book
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Sweary Word Puzzle Book. Being a northern-based shop, we understand the struggles of swear words making up most of your vocabulary, but this book is the perfect example of why it is secretly a bloody brilliant thing. Each page contains a different game to reveal a crude or sweary phrase, and it's done in a very sophisticated way. Paperback book consisting of 128 pages, and measures 19.8 x 12.6 cm.…

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