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Brainbox Candy A6 Notebook - 5 Days With You Twats Brainbox Candy A6 Notebook - 5 Days With You Twats
£4.99
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy notebook will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” With 48 lined pages it's perfect for keeping track of your workplace enemies to-do list. Matt laminated soft cover, 48 feint ruled pages, perfect bound. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Printed in the UK on high quality…
Brainbox Candy A6 Notebook - Piss Me Off... Brainbox Candy A6 Notebook - Piss Me Off...
£6.99
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Let everyone know who's boss with this hilarious A6 notebook from Brainbox Candy, designed to look like a warning sign which reads, "WARNING Piss me off today and you'll be wearing this fucking notebook." With 48 lined pages and a black elastic closure band, it's perfect for keeping track of your workplace enemies to-do list. Matt laminated soft cover, 48 feint ruled pages, perfect bound. Measures…
Brainbox Candy Mug - Here To Help... Brainbox Candy Mug - Here To Help...
£9.99
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy mug says what you wish you were allowed to say when you’re dealing with your third customer of the day, but you’re only on your second coffee. Red, white and black in colour, it reads, “Here to help! Only joking, fuck off.” Resting bitch face in mug form! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and Microwa…
Brainbox Candy Mug - The Fuck I Give... Brainbox Candy Mug - The Fuck I Give...
£9.99
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Tell it like it is with this in-your-face Brainbox Candy mug reading, "Information: I think the fuck I give went that way." Helpful for alerting co-workers that you're not in the best of moods! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our rude mugs browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-m…
Brainbox Candy Mug - This Tea Tastes Like Minge Brainbox Candy Mug - This Tea Tastes Like Minge
£9.99
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We all dread that one person at work who is incapable of making a decent cup of tea... tell it like it is with this in-your-face mug reading, "This tea tastes like minge!" Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our rude mugs browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in Yo…
Button Badge - 5 Days With You Twats Button Badge - 5 Days With You Twats
£1.50
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy button badge will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.8cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude button badges browse our Rude Gifts, section, avail…
Button Badge - 8 Out Of 10 Cats Button Badge - 8 Out Of 10 Cats
£1.50
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More aggressive than passive, this Dean Morris button badge will tell your friends and family how you really feel. Purple in colour, with eight cats photographed, it reads, '8 of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt.' Not to be worn around the faint-hearted.... Or maybe....? Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To s…
Button Badge - Badgey McBadgeface Button Badge - Badgey McBadgeface
£1.50
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Designed with consultation from both focus groups and strangers on the internet, this Brainbox Candy button badge will remind you of the perils of letting the internet decide on the naming of things. That, and it’s a great badge for that one friend whose name you keep forgetting. Red and white in colour, it reads, “Hello, my name is… Badgey McBadgeface.” Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measu…
Button Badge - Here To Help Button Badge - Here To Help
£1.50
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy button badge says what you wish you were allowed to say when you’re dealing with your third customer of the day, but you’re only on your second coffee. Red, white and black in colour, it reads, “Here to help! Only joking, fuck off.” Resting bitch face in button badge form! Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.8cm in diameter. Not suitab…
Button Badge - I Hate Pigeons Button Badge - I Hate Pigeons
£1.50
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Ah, pigeons, the rats of the sky, and Britain's most common animal, you love to hate them! Show off your pigeon prejudice with this Dean Morris button badge, vivid yellow with a pigeon image, and black text that reads “I Hate Pigeons”. Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude button…
Button Badge - I Shit Rainbows Button Badge - I Shit Rainbows
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Let everyone know you're the best human being around in a tongue-in-cheek way with this funny “I Shit Rainbows' button badge from Dean Morris! This badge features the phrase printed in bubbly rainbow coloured text, with a rainbow illustration underneath. If you do actually shit rainbows; get in touch, that's well cool and probably an anomaly that warrants arrest and research. Fastens with a metal…
Coaster - 5 Days With You Twats Coaster - 5 Days With You Twats
£3.50
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy coaster will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop ba…
Coaster - Here To Help Coaster - Here To Help
£3.50
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy coaster says what you wish you were allowed to say when you’re dealing with your third customer of the day, but you’re only on your second coffee. Red, white and black in colour, it reads, “Here to help! Only joking, fuck off.” Resting bitch face in coaster form! Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in t…
Coaster - Jaws Music Coaster - Jaws Music
£3.50
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We’re gonna need a bigger… mug? We defy you not to hum this iconic theme tune as you look at this silly Brainbox Candy coaster, decorated with the music score of the Jaws theme tune, embellished with a doodle of a shark and an unsuspecting swimmer. Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts…
David Shrigley A6 Notebook - Wish I`d Taken Notes David Shrigley A6 Notebook - Wish I`d Taken Notes
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Need a notebook? Foiled by not taking notes beforehand? This David Shrigley notebook has you covered! This little white A6 notebook features a distinctive Shrigley illustrated front cover, which shows a spiral-bound notepad with the words, "NOTES. I Wish I Had Taken Notes. But I Did Not Take Notes. And Now I Cannot Remember What Was Said." Relatable. Soft cover, 48 feint ruled pages, perfect bound…
David Shrigley Coaster - Fucking Ace David Shrigley Coaster - Fucking Ace
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Show someone you really care with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of the Ace of Spades, it reads, "You are fucking ace." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.
David Shrigley Coaster - Lost Cat David Shrigley Coaster - Lost Cat
£3.50
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Show off some eclectic humour with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a weird looking feline friend, it reads, "LOST CAT. Looks Like This." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop…
David Shrigley Coaster - So Hungover David Shrigley Coaster - So Hungover
£3.50
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Show off some eclectic humour with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of black inked eye-catching line art with a circle in the centre that reads, "I'm So Hungover I Wish I Was Dead." Relatable. Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section…
David Shrigley Coaster - Too Much Tea David Shrigley Coaster - Too Much Tea
£3.50
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This David Shrigley coaster speaks the truth as we know it: featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of an assortment of cups, it reads, "You cannot drink too much tea it is not possible." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-m…
David Shrigley Mug - Bunch of Twats David Shrigley Mug - Bunch of Twats
£9.99
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Show off your love for irreverent humour with this David Shrigley mug, featuring an illustration printed on both sides of a man with a headache, with the words reading, "You Are A Bunch of Twats And You Are Totally Doing My Head In." Relatable. A great gift for managers, bosses, coworkers, and teachers. Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwav…
David Shrigley Mug - Dolphin Fuck David Shrigley Mug - Dolphin Fuck
£9.99
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Show off your love for irreverent humour with this David Shrigley mug, featuring an illustration printed on both sides of a swimming and playing dolphins, each saying "Fuck." Relatable, we think? A great gift for anyone who wants their mug to speak for them instead. Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our David S…
Dean Morris Coaster - 8 Out Of 10 Cats Dean Morris Coaster - 8 Out Of 10 Cats
£3.50
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Sprinkle some irreverent and slightly insulting décor around your home with this Dean Morris “8 Out Of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt” coaster! This coaster is purple in colour, with an image of eight adorable cats, and the above phrase printed in white bubbly text above. This coaster is crafted from melamine and has a cork backing. Measurements: 9.8cm x 9.8cm. To see the rest of our rude and funny c…
Dean Morris Coaster - Jagerbombs Dean Morris Coaster - Jagerbombs
£3.50
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Relive the memories of the good old days with this funny Dean Morris “Let's Drink Jagerbombs And Pretend We're In Our Twenties Again” coaster! Featuring a retro-esque design of two gentlemanly men drinking gentlemanly drinks on a light blue backdrop, and the above phrase printed in white script above them, this coaster would make for a great little gift for the grown-up Jagerbomb crew. This coaste…
Dean Morris Coaster - Live, Laugh, And Fuck Off Dean Morris Coaster - Live, Laugh, And Fuck Off
£3.50
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'Live, Laugh, and Fuck Off Some Place Else.' Huge mood. This retro aesthetic coaster is crafted from melamine and has a cork backing. Measurements: 9.8cm x 9.8cm. To see the rest of our rude and funny coasters, browse our Rude Gifts, section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

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