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A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet
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A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet

Born into the litters of two rival families, star-cross'd lovers Romeo and Juliet fall tuft-over-paw for each other before learning that they are sworn enemies. 'O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' squeaks Juliet from her balcony, before declarations of undying affection are made and a secret wedding is planned. But the path of true love does not run smooth, and Romeo soon finds himself banished from the city of Verona after playing his part in a fatal brawl with Juliet's family. In a desperate attempt to scurry away together, they devise a plan fraught with danger that eventually leads to heart-break. Discover Shakespeare's classic tale of romance and tragedy, retold in an entirely new way.

• Hardback copy of A Guinea Pig Romeo and Juliet

• Measures 17cm x 13cm

• 64 pages

Here at ...give the dog a bone we stock a brilliant selection of humour books in our book section, available both online and in our bricks and mortar shop based in York, UK.

Delivery

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UK DELIVERY

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Next Day Delivery on orders consisting solely of cards costs £6.95. Orders must be placed before 12pm. (Monday to Friday only, excludes Bank Holidays). If you purchase cards with other items in our shop then the delivery charges outlined below will apply.
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INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY

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Delivery to Europe costs £14.99**.

Delivery to the Rest of the World costs £24.99**.

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Returns

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  • Please allow 14 days for returns to be processed.
  • We regret that due to hygiene regulations, unwanted earrings cannot be returned.

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