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Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "I sang a carol earlier on when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of one kid asking, "d'you get any good presents?" to which his friend replies, "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" to which the man's response is, "I've got a fucking mince pie." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a small red bird in a tree of letters which, upon closer inspection, form an assortment of swear words. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Yesteryear Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Yesteryear save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a Victorian woman holding out her shopping bags to a gentleman whilst saying, "hold these while I have a piss over that drain." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Zoom Call Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Zoom Call save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a grumpy grandpa questioning who his grandkids are via a Zoom call. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…

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