Modern Toss

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "yeah we're all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we're just getting ready for the argument." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Santa asking, "hello, and what would you like for Christmas?" with a grumpy person replying, "I dunno, you fucking work it out." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "I sang a carol earlier on when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a group playing charades with suggestions of "one word..." and "bollocks." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Joseph at the nativity trying on a christmas sweater with Mary asking him, "it's not too tight around the arms is it?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a family asking, "do you want to come out for a Christmas waks?" to which the response is, "no I fucking don't." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someo…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "the neighbours want to come round for a glass of wine" to which the man's response is, "tell 'em they can have the whole bottle if they stay where they are." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of one kid asking, "d'you get any good presents?" to which his friend replies, "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" to which the man's response is, "I've got a fucking mince pie." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a small red bird in a tree of letters which, upon closer inspection, form an assortment of swear words. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you wo…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a family around a dinner table with one person asking about the dubious looking roast, "is that a seagull?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone el…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a retro style drawing of some Christmas baubles, which upon closer inspection read, "Seasonal Bollocks to You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "We're cutting back a bit this year, Steve's offered to be the tree." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would li…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a Victorian woman holding out her shopping bags to a gentleman whilst saying, "hold these while I have a piss over that drain." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a grumpy grandpa questioning who his grandkids are via a Zoom call. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…

This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a recently employed Santa letting his new boss know, "I need a couple of weeks off in December, I've got a skiing holiday booked." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose wh…