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Modern Toss Christmas Card - Argument Modern Toss Christmas Card - Argument
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "yeah we're all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we're just getting ready for the argument." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Santa asking, "hello, and what would you like for Christmas?" with a grumpy person replying, "I dunno, you fucking work it out." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "I sang a carol earlier on when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Game Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Game
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a group playing charades with suggestions of "one word..." and "bollocks." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Jumper Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Jumper
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Joseph at the nativity trying on a christmas sweater with Mary asking him, "it's not too tight around the arms is it?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Walk Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Walk
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a family asking, "do you want to come out for a Christmas waks?" to which the response is, "no I fucking don't." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someo…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Glass of Wine Modern Toss Christmas Card - Glass of Wine
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "the neighbours want to come round for a glass of wine" to which the man's response is, "tell 'em they can have the whole bottle if they stay where they are." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of one kid asking, "d'you get any good presents?" to which his friend replies, "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" to which the man's response is, "I've got a fucking mince pie." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a small red bird in a tree of letters which, upon closer inspection, form an assortment of swear words. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Replacement Bus Service Modern Toss Christmas Card - Replacement Bus Service
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you wo…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seagull Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seagull
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a family around a dinner table with one person asking about the dubious looking roast, "is that a seagull?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone el…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Bollocks Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Bollocks
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a retro style drawing of some Christmas baubles, which upon closer inspection read, "Seasonal Bollocks to You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Cutbacks Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Cutbacks
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "We're cutting back a bit this year, Steve's offered to be the tree." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would li…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Yesteryear Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Yesteryear
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a Victorian woman holding out her shopping bags to a gentleman whilst saying, "hold these while I have a piss over that drain." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Zoom Call Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Zoom Call
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a grumpy grandpa questioning who his grandkids are via a Zoom call. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Skiing Holiday Modern Toss Christmas Card - Skiing Holiday
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a recently employed Santa letting his new boss know, "I need a couple of weeks off in December, I've got a skiing holiday booked." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose wh…

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