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Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt
£2.50
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Santa asking, "hello, and what would you like for Christmas?" with a grumpy person replying, "I dunno, you fucking work it out." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Jumper Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Jumper
£2.50
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Joseph at the nativity trying on a christmas sweater with Mary asking him, "it's not too tight around the arms is it?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Experience Modern Toss Christmas Card - Experience
£2.50
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of one person at a party saying, "we're not doing the whole christmas present thing this year, we're gifting experiences?" to which another partygoer replies, "yeah Steve's gifted me the experience of watching him scrape the turkey fat off the baking tray." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festi…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie
£2.50
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" to which the man's response is, "I've got a fucking mince pie." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree
£2.50
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a small red bird in a tree of letters which, upon closer inspection, form an assortment of swear words. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Recycled Tree Modern Toss Christmas Card - Recycled Tree
£2.50
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "Steve likes to wait until Boxing Day so we can get one out of the recycling area." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose wher…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Cutbacks Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Cutbacks
£2.50
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "We're cutting back a bit this year, Steve's offered to be the tree." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would li…

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