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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. As a cat parent, prepare yourself for the difficult conversations you dread having with your fur-baby. Written in a simple Q&A format, HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT GUN SAFETY answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?' and 'What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?' and especially 'Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?' It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can help our cats take a step back from the precipice.

• Paperback copy of How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

• Measures 20cm x 14cm

• 144 pages

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