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How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You
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£9.99
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The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen comics, such as "How to tell if your pet is a raging homosexual" and "6 ways to tell if your cat thinks its a mountain lion," are presented in this must-have collection. This book also includes a pull-out poster of "How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You."

TheOatmeal.com is written and drawn by Matthew Inman. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington, and enjoys sushi, snowboarding, and drawing overweight mammals.

Paperback. 136 pages. Measures 23cm x 18cm.

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