Socks

Dads, flaunt your pride in your terrible jokes with this fun 'Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke' pair of BlueQ crew socks! These green patterned socks feature a design of a cartoon dad, chilling in his armchair, with the above phrase printed on top and below the dad, in white 'handwritten' script. A perfect pair of socks for the comedian (air quotes) in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits…

Crazy cat dads, rejoice! This funky pair of 'Crazy Cat Dude' BlueQ crew socks were made especially for you! These vibrant socks feature an artistic design of blue cats on a red backdrop, with the above phrase in blocky pale blue text along the side. A perfect pair of socks for the crazy cat dude in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits men’s shoe size 7 – 12. Made from 50% nylon, 47% combed…

A pro gamer needs pro gaming socks, you need all the equipment to climb the esports ranks! These 'Fuck Off I'm Gaming' BlueQ crew socks feature a design of a cartoon dude playing video games, with the above phrase displayed on the 'television screen' on the side; with neon bright green, white, and black lined embellishments. A perfect pair of socks for the hardcore gamer. Measurements and Material…

Dealing with a grump? Everyone knows a fun pair of socks can cheer anyone up; and these 'Grumpy Old Man' BlueQ crew socks are trying their darned best. With a chequered white and black body, with red ankle cuffs, heels, and toe tips, with the 'Grumpy Old Man' phrase printed in vivid red; these socks would make for a great mood booster for your own grumpy old men! Measurements and Materials: Fits m…

Spread the awareness for the deadliest of all diseases, man flu, with this fun pair of 'I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold' BlueQ crew socks! These tongue-in-cheek grey socks feature a side of printed cartoon skulls, and a skeleton on the other, with the above phrase printed in green 'handwritten' text on the toes, and a white and green striped ankle cuff. A fun pair of socks for the perpetually…

“Not gonna lie, I just make shit up.” We all know someone who needs these socks. Hell, I should definitely get these. I’m not lying though when I say that Blue Q socks are some of the comfiest and softest socks available, and covered in brilliant sweary phrases. Try them yourself. Fits men’s show size 7 – 12. Made from 54% combed cotton, 43% nylon and 3% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of th…

Get some recognition for all your hard work with this funky pair of 'Pretty Decent Boyfriend' BlueQ crew socks! These brown retro socks feature striped coloured patterning; with the above phrase printed over the top in yellow text. A perfect pair of socks for the... alright... boyfriends out there! Measurements and Materials: Fits men’s shoe size 7 – 12. Made from 50% nylon, 47% combed cotton and…

What was that, dear, something about the laundry? Show off your chore dodging skills with this fun pair of 'Selective Hearing Specialist' BlueQ crew socks! These black socks feature the above phrase printed in white and yellow text on the side of the ankle, with three yellow strips around the toes, grey ankle cuffs, heels and toe tips. A perfect pair of socks for the mildly deaf in your lives! Mea…

Socks were well known as a lazy gift, the sort of useful but unexciting thing your relatives would give you once you’d grown out of toys and they’d run out of ideas. That was before Blue Q reinvented Sock Cool with their range of hilarious, pretty and sweary foot fashion. And did we mention their socks are seriously comfy, to boot? This pair of men’s socks are a self-aware gift: yes, they’re socks…

Who said you have to act your age when it comes to socks? This fantastic pair of 'Yeah I'm Old, Fuck You' socks feature a stately mature design of detailed and coloured bonsai trees in pots on a grey marl backdrop; with the above phrase printed on the side of the foot in green text. A wonderful mix of unconformity and nice design for the old punks in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits me…

Let everyone know that you can do what you want, okay, with this pair of BlueQ 'I Do As I Please' ankle socks! These pale pink socks feature a navy blue cat illustration; with a speech bubble with the above phrase printed in blocky text, with navy blue toe tips, heels, and ankle cuffs. Of course cats can do what they please; have you tried telling them otherwise? A perfect pair of socks for the ca…

Show off your bookworminess with this neat pair of BlueQ 'Long Walks To The Library' ankle socks! These pale green and cream socks feature a design of a dark navy walking reading girl, with the above text printed above in dark navy. A perfect pair of socks for the book lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex. BlueQ donates 1%…

Let everyone know that you're the best with this funky pair of BlueQ 'Super Fucking Awesome' ankle socks! These burgundy and pink socks feature a vibrant design of floral flowers and plants; with the above phrase printed in hot pink in the middle centre. A perfect pair of socks for the most awesome person you know! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2…

There’s cat lovers and then there’s Cat Lovers. These Blue Q socks are decorated with cartoons of the little critters and the word CATS with increasing numbers of vowels and decreasing semblance of sanity. Seriously comfy, these socks will keep your feet warm while you’re chasing after your purring prince or princess. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon, 2% spande…

There’s dog lovers and then there’s Dog Lovers. These Blue Q socks are decorated with cartoons of the little critters and the word DOGS with increasing numbers of vowels and decreasing semblance of sanity. Seriously comfy, these socks will keep your feet warm while you’re chasing after your purring prince or princess. Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 49% combed cotton, 48% nylon…

Bookworms are solitary quiet types – until you interrupt them during a pivotal revelation 10 pages before their book ends. Heed the warning on these socks: “Fuck off, I’m reading”. Seriously comfortable, these blue socks will jazz up your feet and win the approval of authors and bookshop employees everywhere. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q…

Step out into gloomy weather in style with this fun pair of 'Fuck This Shit' BlueQ crew socks! These pale blue socks feature a design of a woman holding an umbrella against lines of rain, with the above phrase printed in black typeface text. A perfect pair of socks for the rain-haters in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex. BlueQ…

Put an empowering message on your feet and the feeling of being unstoppable will travel all up through your body. What powers you? “Motherfucking Girl Power!” These super comfy Blue Q socks will keep your toes warm while you kick in that glass ceiling. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors W…

Let everyone know to leave you alone right now with this funky pair of 'Go Away, I'm Introverting' BlueQ crew socks! These patterned pink socks feature a dark purple cartoon design of a girl in their room watching their laptop and drinking a brew, with the above phrase printed on top in dark purple text. A perfect pair of socks for the introvert in your life! Measurements and Materials: Women's sh…

Show off your total apathy towards life (relatable) with this vivid pair of 'Hi I Don't Care Thanks' BlueQ crew socks! These hot pink socks feature bright floral patterning up the ankle; with the above phrase printed in yellow, orange and blue text. A perfect pair of socks for the morally-questionable in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton;…

Show off your love for the great outdoors with this fun pair of 'I Fucking Love It Out Here' BlueQ crew socks! These pale green socks feature a forested design of trees and clouds, with the above phrase printed in a cartoon speech bubble on the sides of the socks. A perfect pair of socks for the outdoors lovers in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combe…

Show off your general misandry with this fun pair of 'I Hate Everyone Too' BlueQ crew socks! These beige socks feature a cute illustration of a girl and her horse, with the above phrase printed in black typed text on top, with red floral embellishments, red heels, toe tips, and ankle cuffs. A perfect pair of socks for the human haters in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-…

Show off your tiny bladder (haha) with this funky pair of 'I Have To Pee (Again)' BlueQ crew socks! These blue socks feature a design of a horse-riding herald; holding a very long flagpole with the 'I Have To Pee' hot pink banner; with the word 'Again' printed in white text at the bottom. A perfect pair of socks for the ever-hydrated in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-1…

Show off your general apathy with this funky pair of 'I Heard You And I Don't Care' BlueQ crew socks! These pale blue and pink socks feature a cosy design of a woman chiling under a tree, with the above phrase printed in dark text split across the ankle and the toes. A perfect pair of socks for the misandrist in your life! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed c…