Novelty

Show off your quirky/sarcastic/just plain weird side with these irreverent Welcome to the Shit Show button badges, with artwork from Ephemera! There are sixteen differing hilarious designs to choose from; please specify which badge you want at the special instructions at checkout. These badges would make for a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour! NOTE: The price is for ONE button badge. A…

Running Press Mini Kit - Cat-A-Pult. This imaginative mini kit is a perfect little gift for anybody who's dreamt of owning their own catapult, and has no particular aversion to launching harmless felines across their living room. This kit comes with its own mini catapult, and 3 flying cats ready to take to the sky, dressed in capes and all! Whether you choose to aim for the landing pad provided, o…

Running Press Mini Kit - Dancing With Jesus. If you're feeling the need to be more active, and lacking in the holy spirit then we more than have the perfect solution for you. This Dancing With Jesus mini kit is the perfect piece of encouragement for you to bust some sweet moves in the privacy of your own kitchen where nobody can mock you for dad-dancing, and it also allows you to pay some respect…

Let your colleagues know that you're the real legend around these parts with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'A. Legend' in white on a deep blue backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the legends in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts bot…

Let your colleagues know that you're the real CEO around these parts with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'Chief Entertainment Officer' in white on a deep blue backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the professional jokers in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun a…

Let your colleagues know that you might be sincere about 20% of the time with this funky 'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' desk sign! Crafted from thick matte plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a black backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great gift for the sarcastic prick in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of f…

Some days, you just don't fancy working, and we get it. Let your team know that you're not 100% today with this 'Nope, Not Today' desk sign! Crafted from thick matte plastic, and engraved with the phrase in black on a yellow backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the hard workers in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great…

The most relatable desk sign in the entire world, and probably one that almost everyone should display on their desk; this 'Overworked and Underpaid' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a turquoise green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for like, literally anyone ever. Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...…

Let your colleagues know that you're a grammar police officer and WILL be correcting them with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'Silently Correcting Your Grammar' in white on a green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the professional editors in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…

Achieve autocratic rulership over your writing and Kim Jong-Un-do your errors with this politically incorrect Dictator Eraser. Ideal for dealing with troublesome pencils who move too freely or write outside their borders, make mistakes disappear under mysterious circumstances. Superior in every way to a weak, capitalist eraser, it is a proud, imperial red in colour. Erase all who oppose! Nukes sol…

These are tiny foot-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like taking your hand for a walk. Finger Feet are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a SINGLE foot! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selection will be sent…

Need a hand? These are tiny hand-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like two hands just aren't enough. Finger Hands are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a single hand! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selectio…

Which would you prefer; a fight club, or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, you’ll love this kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom - Gay Bar (of soap). Everyone is welcomed with (clean and rose-scented) open arms at the Gay Bar. Warning: not suitable for people uncomfortable with their sexuality. Soap measures 9cm x 6cm x 3cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky…

The nostalgic childhood favourite magic crystal growing tree gets an update in the form of this cool Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet! Included in the pack is a dinosaur model and magic crystal solution. After assembling your dinosaur model, you add the solution to start growing crystals all over his body! The crystals grow over the course of 12-36 hours. This makes a great gift for the budding…

The nostalgic childhood favourite magic crystal growing tree gets an update in the form of this cool Grow Your Own Sloth Crystal Pet! Included in the pack is a sloth and tree model and magic crystal solution. After assembling your tree (with sloth) model, you add the solution to start growing crystals all over his body! The crystals grow over the course of 12-36 hours. This makes a great gift for…

Gudetama Mini Kit. Enhance your home with this adorable miniature figure of Gudetama lying down, because who can be bothered getting out of bed? This 3 inch figure features a retractable bacon blanket which plays an assortment of sounds when pulled, including "Leave me alone," "Don't care," and "So Lazy." Gudetama mini kit consists of a 16-page sticker book, and measures approximately 9 x 7cm.

Running Press Mini Kit - Jurassic Terrarium. Grow your own little jurassic terrarium with this mini kit. It comes with everything you need to enhance your prehistoric plant game as much as possible - it even comes with a little Brontosaurus buddy to keep your plants company. Now we're not saying you should go wild and build your own jurassic park, but who's to stop you? Jurassic terrarium mini kit…

Running Press Mini Kit - Lucky Cat. Sometimes it can be really difficult to find a nice trinket that is both cute and provide good luck to the recipient, but look no further, as we have the perfect combination gift! Based on the Japenese custom of maneki-neko, this mini kit will provide the best of vibes and luck for whoever is lucky enough to be gifted it, plus it's shaped like a cat, and who doe…

Zap some stress away with this adorable calm Meow-ditation Cat Stress Toy! This foamy feline is fully moulded, with pointed ears and a curled tail, and is vivid orange like your favourite tabby cat. A perfect little novelty stress toy for the angry cat lovers out there! Measurements: 14cm x 9.5cm x 7.5cm. Foam. Not suitable for children under 3; they might eat it. ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…

The humble garden gnome, the legendary earth guardian who protects gardens big and small, has been recreated in miniature form, ready to protect your plant pots from pests and peril! But beware! This set of four mini plant pot gnomes are so cute they’re at high risk of being gnome-napped! Box contains four plastic and resin gnomes measuring 3cm x 6cm in orange, yellow, green and blue. ...give the…

Running Press Mini Kit - Twister. You'll never be bored again when you have your own pocket twister to hand. Bust this bad boy out whenever you want to get your moves on or challenge your friends to a battle of hand dexterity. Mini twister mini kit measures 8 x 7cm.

Running Press Mini Kit - Palmistry. This mini kit is the perfect accessory for anybody wanting to get into palm reading! It makes a perfect prop to practice with, and can also double up as a ring holder too! Palmistry mini kit includes a 48-page instruction booklet on how to get started, and measures approximately 8 x 7cm.

Running Press Mini Kit - Phrenology Cat. This mini kit includes a small statuette of a cat, full of tips and phrases to help you interpret just what your cat is thinking. Phrenology cat mini kit measures 10 x 7cm.

Running Press Mini Kit - Phrenology Dog. This mini kit includes a small statuette of a dog, full of tips and phrases to help you interpret just what your dog is thinking. Phrenology dog mini kit measures 10 x 7cm.