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BlueQ Oven Glove - I`ve Got A Knife BlueQ Oven Glove - I`ve Got A Knife
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'I've Got A Knife' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant pastel pink body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman chopping veggies with the words 'I've Got A Knife' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of chopped apples under a utensil rack with a suspiciously missing knife…
BlueQ Oven Glove - My Favourite Salad is Wine BlueQ Oven Glove - My Favourite Salad is Wine
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'My Favourite Salad is Wine' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant pastel pink body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman watering cabbages with the words 'My Favourite Salad is Wine' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of a wheelbarrow full of wine bottles amongst the f…
BlueQ Oven Glove - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary... BlueQ Oven Glove - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...' oven glove! This glove features a features a main colourful and really pretty wraparound design of house plants and herbs in kitchen jars and tins; with the words 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off' printed in a white scrawl at the top. Relatable! This oven gl…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Congratulations BlueQ Tea Towel - Congratulations
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Congratulations' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a quite pretty design of repeating floral flourishes, overspilling teapots and teacups, and general chaos; with the phrase 'Congratulations, You've Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole' printed in the lower middle in flowing black script. Relatable! A perfect gift for anyone; unless they h…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Cute Little Fuckers BlueQ Tea Towel - Cute Little Fuckers
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Cute Little Fuckers' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating very retro design of storybook forest animals frolicking with children in pastel colouring, with the phrase 'Cute Little Fuckers' also repeating in red swirling script. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements and Materials: 71cm x 53c…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Go Away BlueQ Tea Towel - Go Away
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Go Away' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a vibrant minimalistic design of a woman greeting guests, with a relatable 'Go Away' sewn in above, with funky furniture and colouring. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements and Materials: 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton. To see the rest of our ridicul…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Have You Tried Cheese? BlueQ Tea Towel - Have You Tried Cheese?
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Cheeseheads, gather round. We all know cheese is the addictive gateway drug crafted by Satan himself, and we're glad the funny folk at BlueQ have also realised this. This amazing BlueQ tea towel is super-absorbent and would make a perfect gift for any cheese-loving, Satan worshipping, kitchen owner. We're sure you can find someone to fill that criteria! Measures 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Hot Buns Are Ready! BlueQ Tea Towel - Hot Buns Are Ready!
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Be careful around that hot oven, you don't wanna burn ya buns! Look at the little butt! This wonderful BlueQ tea towel is super-absorbent and would make a perfect gift for anyone, unless they have no sense of humour. Measures 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton. To see the rest of our ridiculous collection of BlueQ Tea Towels, visit the BlueQ Products section of the ...give the dog a bone website,…
BlueQ Tea Towel - People I Love BlueQ Tea Towel - People I Love
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'People I Love: Cats' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating design of lots and lots of adorable cats frolicking and playing against a soft brown backdrop bordered with cream, with the words 'People I Love: 1. Cats' printed in black text at the bottom. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements an…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Secret Ingredient BlueQ Tea Towel - Secret Ingredient
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating design of pale pink salt/sugar shakers each emblazoned with the words 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient'. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements and Materials: 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton. To see the rest of our ridiculous col…
BlueQ Tea Towel - The Food Has Weed BlueQ Tea Towel - The Food Has Weed
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy (and give your guests a fair warning about your cooking) with this BlueQ 'Food Has Weed' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a pale green pastel design with jacquard floral flourishes with that one leaf we all know sprouting from the sprigs, and the phrase 'The Food Has Weed In It' sewn in darker green at the bottom in flowing script. A perfect gift for a…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Want A Fucking Pizza BlueQ Tea Towel - Want A Fucking Pizza
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Want A Fucking Pizza' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a biblical angelic design of pizza-related heraldry, with a pizza-angel in the lower middle with the words; 'I Want A Fucking Pizza To Come Down From The Sky And Be Like “I Love You, I'm Here For You, And I'm Sorry About All The Salads”.' sewn in red scrawled script. A perfect gift…
BlueQ Women`s Ankle Socks - I Do As I Please BlueQ Women`s Ankle Socks - I Do As I Please save
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Let everyone know that you can do what you want, okay, with this pair of BlueQ 'I Do As I Please' ankle socks! These pale pink socks feature a navy blue cat illustration; with a speech bubble with the above phrase printed in blocky text, with navy blue toe tips, heels, and ankle cuffs. Of course cats can do what they please; have you tried telling them otherwise? A perfect pair of socks for the ca…
BlueQ Women`s Ankle Socks - I Like Long Walks to the Library BlueQ Women`s Ankle Socks - I Like Long Walks to the Library save
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Show off your bookworminess with this neat pair of BlueQ 'Long Walks To The Library' ankle socks! These pale green and cream socks feature a design of a dark navy walking reading girl, with the above text printed above in dark navy. A perfect pair of socks for the book lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex. BlueQ donates 1%…
BlueQ Women`s Ankle Socks - I`m a Special Unicorn BlueQ Women`s Ankle Socks - I`m a Special Unicorn save
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Fantastic beasts; assemble! These 'I'm a Special Unicorn' BlueQ ankle socks are made especially for you, you special unicorn, you. These blue socks feature an illustrated stubborn unicorn, with the above phrase printed around the unicorn in scrawling text. A perfect pair of socks for the most special of unicorns in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% comb…
BlueQ Women`s Ankle Socks - Super Fucking Awesome BlueQ Women`s Ankle Socks - Super Fucking Awesome save
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Let everyone know that you're the best with this funky pair of BlueQ 'Super Fucking Awesome' ankle socks! These burgundy and pink socks feature a vibrant design of floral flowers and plants; with the above phrase printed in hot pink in the middle centre. A perfect pair of socks for the most awesome person you know! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2…
BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Cats! Cats! Cats! BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Cats! Cats! Cats! save
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There’s cat lovers and then there’s Cat Lovers. These Blue Q socks are decorated with cartoons of the little critters and the word CATS with increasing numbers of vowels and decreasing semblance of sanity. Seriously comfy, these socks will keep your feet warm while you’re chasing after your purring prince or princess. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon, 2% spande…
BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! save
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There’s dog lovers and then there’s Dog Lovers. These Blue Q socks are decorated with cartoons of the little critters and the word DOGS with increasing numbers of vowels and decreasing semblance of sanity. Seriously comfy, these socks will keep your feet warm while you’re chasing after your purring prince or princess. Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 49% combed cotton, 48% nylon…
BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Fuck Off, I`m Reading BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Fuck Off, I`m Reading save
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Bookworms are solitary quiet types – until you interrupt them during a pivotal revelation 10 pages before their book ends. Heed the warning on these socks: “Fuck off, I’m reading”. Seriously comfortable, these blue socks will jazz up your feet and win the approval of authors and bookshop employees everywhere. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q…
BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Fuck This Shit BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Fuck This Shit save
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Step out into gloomy weather in style with this fun pair of 'Fuck This Shit' BlueQ crew socks! These pale blue socks feature a design of a woman holding an umbrella against lines of rain, with the above phrase printed in black typeface text. A perfect pair of socks for the rain-haters in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex. BlueQ…
BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Girl Power BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Girl Power save
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Put an empowering message on your feet and the feeling of being unstoppable will travel all up through your body. What powers you? “Motherfucking Girl Power!” These super comfy Blue Q socks will keep your toes warm while you kick in that glass ceiling. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors W…
BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Go Away, I`m Introverting BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Go Away, I`m Introverting save
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Let everyone know to leave you alone right now with this funky pair of 'Go Away, I'm Introverting' BlueQ crew socks! These patterned pink socks feature a dark purple cartoon design of a girl in their room watching their laptop and drinking a brew, with the above phrase printed on top in dark purple text. A perfect pair of socks for the introvert in your life! Measurements and Materials: Women's sh…
BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Hi I Don`t Care Thanks BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - Hi I Don`t Care Thanks save
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Show off your total apathy towards life (relatable) with this vivid pair of 'Hi I Don't Care Thanks' BlueQ crew socks! These hot pink socks feature bright floral patterning up the ankle; with the above phrase printed in yellow, orange and blue text. A perfect pair of socks for the morally-questionable in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton;…
BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - I Fucking Love It Out Here BlueQ Women`s Crew Socks - I Fucking Love It Out Here save
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Show off your love for the great outdoors with this fun pair of 'I Fucking Love It Out Here' BlueQ crew socks! These pale green socks feature a forested design of trees and clouds, with the above phrase printed in a cartoon speech bubble on the sides of the socks. A perfect pair of socks for the outdoors lovers in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combe…

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