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Men`s Crew Socks - Worst Gift Ever
AA4979

£8.99
In stock

Description

Socks were well known as a lazy gift, the sort of useful but unexciting thing your relatives would give you once you’d grown out of toys and they’d run out of ideas. That was before Blue Q reinvented Sock Cool with their range of hilarious, pretty and sweary foot fashion. And did we mention their socks are seriously comfy, to boot? This pair of men’s socks are a self-aware gift: yes, they’re socks, they know they’re socks… but they’re not boring socks. So are they really the worst gift ever? Look that little sock in the eye and tell him, we dare you.

Fits men’s show size 7 – 12. Made from 50% nylon, 47% combed cotton and 3% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors Without Borders. Please note there is no difference between left and right socks; the design will show on the outside of one leg and the inside of the other.

Here at ...give the dog a bone we have a great selection of sweary, pretty and fun Blue Q socks, available online or in our shop based in York.

Delivery

COLLECTION (IN YORK)

If you would like to collect your order from our shop rather than pay for postage, select the 'Click & Collect' delivery option at checkout. Once your goods have been picked and packed we will email you to let you know your goodies are ready for you to pick up.

UK DELIVERY

Cards Delivery - orders consisting solely of greetings cards cost £1.50 and are sent First Class. We can also write a message in your card and send it directly to the recipient. You can select this option on the individual card web page.
If you purchase cards with other items in our shop then the standard delivery charges, outlined below, will apply.

Standard Delivery on orders under £40 costs £1.50 for Large Letters and £3.95 for Small-Medium Parcels. Delivery takes 3-5 working days.
Standard Delivery on orders over £40 is free and takes 3-5 working days.
Some of the bulky/heavy items we offer for sale are excluded from our standard delivery charges and may incur a postage surcharge. You will be made aware of this during the checkout process.

Next Day Delivery on orders consisting solely of cards costs £6.95. Orders must be placed before 2pm. (Monday to Friday only, excludes Bank Holidays). If you purchase cards with other items in our shop then the delivery charges outlined below will apply.
Next Day Delivery (UK Mainland ONLY) costs £6.95 for Large Letters and £9.95 for Small-Medium Parcels. Orders must be placed before 2pm. (Monday to Friday only, excludes Bank Holidays).
Next Day Delivery cannot be guaranteed on Saturdays. All Next Day orders placed on weekends will be delivered on Tuesday.

INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY

Orders consisting solely of greetings cards cost £3.95 to be delivered overseas. If greetings cards are purchased with other items from our website then standard international delivery charges will apply, as detailed below. We can write a message in your card and send it directly to the recipient. You can select this option on the individual card web page.

Delivery to Europe costs £12.95.

Delivery to the Rest of the World costs £19.95.

All international deliveries come with tracking and require a signature upon receipt.

Please be aware that receiving goods in countries other than European Union member states may incur import duties and/or local taxes which are your responsibility.

It may sometimes be possible that the standard international delivery charges set out above will prove insufficient for especially bulky/heavy parcels. In this case we will contact you and offer you a postage surcharge to meet the cost of shipping your order. Should you not wish to pay this surcharge we will refund your payment in full and cancel your order.

Returns

  • No refunds/exchanges after 28 days of delivery.
  • Damaged Items: When good are received in a faulty condition, the customer is entitled to a replacement product, or a full money refund, including postage and return postage.
  • Buyer Remorse: If you have changed your mind about an item you bought, you are entitled to an exchange, or a full money refund, excluding postage and return postage.
  • What to do: To initiate a refund or exchange, please contact us. We will ask you to return the goods in their original condition with their original packaging and tags. We always recommend using a recorded delivery service and keeping proof of postage, as wecannot be held responsible if return items are lost in transit.
  • Please allow 14 days for returns to be processed.
  • We regret that due to hygiene regulations, unwanted earrings cannot be returned.

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