Perpetual Disappointments Diary
Track the decline of your year with the Perpetual Disappointments Diary (the name is inspired by what your parents think of you). Each week-to-view double page has plenty of space for appointments and doodles, and features a special demotivational quote, notable anniversaries and deaths. There’s also sections for People Who Never Call, Notes Towards a Laboured Poem, Useful Phrases and more. Keep track of your inevitable deterioration with The Quantified Loser section. This diary is not specific to one year – they are all basically the same.
Paperback. Measures 13.5cm x 21.5cm x 1.5cm.