Perpetual Disappointments Diary
Track the decline of your year with the Perpetual Disappointments Diary (the name is inspired by what your parents think of you). Each week-to-view double page has plenty of space for appointments and doodles, and features a special demotivational quote, notable anniversaries and deaths. There’s also sections for People Who Never Call, Notes Towards a Laboured Poem, Useful Phrases and more. New for this year, you can keep track of your inevitable deterioration with The Quantified Loser section. This diary is not specific to one year – they are all basically the same.
Paperback. Measures 13.5cm x 21.5cm x 1.5cm.