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Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Turkey Fake Reindeer Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Turkey Fake Reindeer save
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This rude Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Turkey range and features a rubber-stamped style typographic design which reads, "Spot the Fake Reindeer: Blitzen, Rudolph, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, Donner, Prancer, and Duncan." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page a…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat save
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Cheer up you grumpy twat, it's Christmas!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Santa Knows Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Santa Knows save
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This rude Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Santa knows you're a cock!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a crisp white envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accr…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "I sang a carol earlier on when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of one kid asking, "d'you get any good presents?" to which his friend replies, "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" to which the man's response is, "I've got a fucking mince pie." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a small red bird in a tree of letters which, upon closer inspection, form an assortment of swear words. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Yesteryear Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Yesteryear save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a Victorian woman holding out her shopping bags to a gentleman whilst saying, "hold these while I have a piss over that drain." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Zoom Call Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Zoom Call save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a grumpy grandpa questioning who his grandkids are via a Zoom call. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…

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