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Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Knitwit Merry Fucking Christmas Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Knitwit Merry Fucking Christmas
£2.75
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Knitwit range, designed to look like ugly Christmas jumpers, and reads, "Merry Fucking Christmas" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it s…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Turkey Fake Reindeer Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Turkey Fake Reindeer
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This rude Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Turkey range and features a rubber-stamped style typographic design which reads, "Spot the Fake Reindeer: Blitzen, Rudolph, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, Donner, Prancer, and Duncan." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page a…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Turkey He Knows When You`ve Been Wanking Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Turkey He Knows When You`ve Been Wanking
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Turkey range and features a rubber-stamped style typographic design which reads, "He knows when you've been wanking." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where yo…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Turkey Necko the Prosecco Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Turkey Necko the Prosecco
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Turkey range and features a rubber-stamped style typographic design which reads, "Yay! It's Christmas, let's neck-o the Prosecco!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - ch…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Well Cool Let`s Get Twatted Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Well Cool Let`s Get Twatted
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This rude Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Well Cool range and features a design which looks like magnetic letters arranged on a fridge to read, "Merry Christmas. Ok now let's get twatted." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to s…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat
£2.75
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Cheer up you grumpy twat, it's Christmas!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Santa Knows Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Santa Knows
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This rude Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Santa knows you're a cock!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a crisp white envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accr…
Charly Clements Christmas Card - Christmas Tree Rex Charly Clements Christmas Card - Christmas Tree Rex
£2.75
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This silly Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is illustrated by Charly Clements and features a punny cartoon of a Christmas Tree Rex. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printe…
Charly Clements Christmas Card - Pawsome Christmas Charly Clements Christmas Card - Pawsome Christmas
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This silly Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is illustrated by Charly Clements and features a cute cartoon of a pug dog in a santa hat, holding some fairy lights, and the caption reads, "Have a pawsome Christmas. Love from the dog." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have i…
David Shrigley Christmas Card - Cat Penis David Shrigley Christmas Card - Cat Penis
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This David Shrigley Christmas Card features a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cat with a penis under the words, "Merry Christmas." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at…
David Shrigley Christmas Card - Wobin Wed Bwest David Shrigley Christmas Card - Wobin Wed Bwest
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This David Shrigley Christmas Card features a distinctive full colour David Shrigley illustration of a "Wobin Wed Bwest." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in t…
David Shrigley Christmas Card - Young Nude Santa David Shrigley Christmas Card - Young Nude Santa
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This David Shrigley Christmas Card features a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of "Young Nude Santa" climbing down a chimney. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. P…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Argument Modern Toss Christmas Card - Argument
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "yeah we're all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we're just getting ready for the argument." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Santa asking, "hello, and what would you like for Christmas?" with a grumpy person replying, "I dunno, you fucking work it out." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "I sang a carol earlier on when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Game Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Game
£2.75
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a group playing charades with suggestions of "one word..." and "bollocks." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Jumper Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Jumper
£2.75
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Joseph at the nativity trying on a christmas sweater with Mary asking him, "it's not too tight around the arms is it?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Walk Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Walk
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a family asking, "do you want to come out for a Christmas waks?" to which the response is, "no I fucking don't." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someo…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Glass of Wine Modern Toss Christmas Card - Glass of Wine
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "the neighbours want to come round for a glass of wine" to which the man's response is, "tell 'em they can have the whole bottle if they stay where they are." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of one kid asking, "d'you get any good presents?" to which his friend replies, "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie
£2.75
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" to which the man's response is, "I've got a fucking mince pie." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree Modern Toss Christmas Card - Partridge in a Swear Tree
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a small red bird in a tree of letters which, upon closer inspection, form an assortment of swear words. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Replacement Bus Service Modern Toss Christmas Card - Replacement Bus Service
£2.75
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "this is the most up to date set, it comes with a replacement bus service." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you wo…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seagull Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seagull
£2.75
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a family around a dinner table with one person asking about the dubious looking roast, "is that a seagull?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone el…

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