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Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat save
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Cheer up you grumpy twat, it's Christmas!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…
David Shrigley Christmas Card - Cat Penis David Shrigley Christmas Card - Cat Penis save
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This David Shrigley Christmas Card features a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cat with a penis under the words, "Merry Christmas." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Argument Modern Toss Christmas Card - Argument save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "yeah we're all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we're just getting ready for the argument." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Santa asking, "hello, and what would you like for Christmas?" with a grumpy person replying, "I dunno, you fucking work it out." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "I sang a carol earlier on when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Game Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Game save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a group playing charades with suggestions of "one word..." and "bollocks." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of one kid asking, "d'you get any good presents?" to which his friend replies, "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" to which the man's response is, "I've got a fucking mince pie." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Bollocks Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Bollocks save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a retro style drawing of some Christmas baubles, which upon closer inspection read, "Seasonal Bollocks to You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Cutbacks Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Cutbacks save
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "We're cutting back a bit this year, Steve's offered to be the tree." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would li…

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