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This "You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

Send your tip top friend a tip top card, with this "You're the Tricera-tops!" card from Ohh Deer. Illustrated by serial punner Gemma Correll, famed for her inimitable humour and red, white and black cartoons, it comes with a matching red and white striped envelope. The 280gsm card is left blank for your own message. It's super eco-friendly: printed in the UK on FSC certified board, 100% recyclable…

This punny "Birthday Avocardo" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

The Birthday Llama is watching you! This punny "Birthday Llama" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This punny "Taco Cat" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words.�Acknowledge�oe of life's great truths: Taco cat spelled backwards IS Taco Cat. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This punny "Elephant of Surprise" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. Because really, is there anything more surprising than an elephant in a party hat holding a balloon? It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This punny "Well done for being born" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. Acknowledge the effort the birthday boy or girl put into their entrance to this world. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This kissmekwik "Addicted to the hokey cokey" card is perfect people who have their priorities right. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

Kids these days, eh? This kissmekwik "Totally organic lunchbox" card is perfect for your friends with precocious kids who are picky eaters. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

Don't hold back! This kissmekwik "In dog years you're dead" card is the perfect way to tell someone they're past it. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

I mean we've all thought about it. This kissmekwik "Surely not EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting" card is perfect deep people who constantly contemplate lifes mysteries. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

This kissmekwik "Peking Duck" card is perfect for pun lovers and dad jokers. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

This kissmekwik "Poo bum willy" card is perfect for your puerile pals. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

This kissmekwik "Seal of Approval" card is both complimentary AND cute! It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

This kissmekwik "Your gift is in the litter tray" card is perfect for your long-suffering cat lover friends. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

kissmekwik injects some of their trademark snarky humour into this "Am I a good father, Steve?" card from their range of classic Ladybird book images. It's perfect for caring fathers everywhere. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your message. Measures 18cm x 12.8cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

kissmekwik injects some of their trademark snarky humour into this "Am I a good mother, Susan?" card from their range of classic Ladybird book images. It's perfect for caring mothers everywhere. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your message. Measures 18cm x 12.8cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

kissmekwik injects some of their trademark snarky humour into this "Ghastly Americanisms" card from their range of classic Ladybird book images. It's perfect for anyone who had to learn to read as a child. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your message. Measures 18cm x 12.8cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

kissmekwik injects some of their trademark snarky humour into this "Irritable Owl Syndrome" card from their range of classic Ladybird book images. It's perfect for your short-tempered friends. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your message. Measures 18cm x 12.8cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

kissmekwik injects some of their trademark snarky humour into this "UK rail travel" card from their range of classic Ladybird book images. It's perfect for anyone who has ever used the trains in the UK! It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your message. Measures 18cm x 12.8cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.