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Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Successful People' greetings card. With white text on a blue backdrop and white border, it reads; “The Most Successful People I've Met: 1) Take Good Naps. 2) Eat Regular Meals. 3) Enjoy Exercise. 4) Like A Good Treat. 5) Covered In Fur. 6) Aren't Actually People. 7) Are Golden Retrievers.” It is blank inside for your own message and co…

This illustrated lasercut Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of dogs and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and dark colours, with a teal-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…

Celebrate a birthday in a snazzy way with this Ohh Deer & Badger and Burke 'Beautiful Birthday' greetings card. The design features illustrated plants and foliage in rich greens, with 'Have A Beautiful Birthday!' in scrawled white text in the centre. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pag…

Commemorate a happy little birthday with this Ohh Deer & Bob Ross 'Happy Painting' greetings card. The design features an autumnal mountain forest lake painting from the great Bob Ross, with a Bob Ross signature in the corner, and the words “Let's Get Crazy, What The Heck. Happy Birthday.” overlaid in bright text. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a me…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Paintbrush range, decorated with a painterly style illustration of a brown sausage dog with a red party hat against a monochromatic polka dot background, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the embossed gold lettering on the front reads, “happy birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Mini Poms range, decorated with a design of a smiling playful grey cat with three small coloured pom-poms attached to the front, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the front reads, “happy birthday". You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Mini Poms range, decorated with a design of a playful brown sausage dog chasing after an orange pom-pom attached to the front, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the front reads, “Have A Fantastic Day". You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to some…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Paintbrush range, decorated with a painterly style illustration of a slice of cake with a candle against a monochromatic polka dot background, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the embossed gold lettering on the front reads, “happy birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page…

Get the fanciest cards of the day with this Ohh Deer & Cath Kidston 'Blooming Lovely Birthday' greetings card. The design features Cath Kidston's iconic florals, with 'Have A Blooming Lovely Birthday' in the centre in golden-foil text. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it s…

This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "Fatherhood? There's nothing to it!" Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper

This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "However hard you try, you end up like your mother." Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper

This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "The job of a parent is to bring up a child correctly. The job of a grandparent is to undo all their hard work." Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper

This illustrated Rabbits Reading greetings card from Elise Hurst and Roger La Borde features a sketched ink and watercolour design of a rabbit family curled up on an armchair, reading a book, with mushroom foliage detailing. Cute! It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it…

This Emily McDowell greetings card features a design of skydivers with the words "Every So Often You Meet Someone Who Pushes You Beyond Your Comfort Zone. Thanks For Never Being That Asshole". It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brown kraft envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone…

This Emily McDowell greetings card features a design of a person praising the starry night with the words "Life Is A Precious Gift! Let's Spend It Sitting In A Wet Towel And Staring Into Space Until We're Late For Work." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brown kraft envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Immature Cheese' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of a retail cheese section, with a 'Immature Cheddar' spouting out rude words, and annoying the Edam next door. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on th…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Inactive Volcano' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of two volcanoes, one 'active' and spewing out lava, and the other inactive, just chilling and eating a bag of crisps, saying; “I Can't Be Arsed.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card usin…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Say Cheese' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of a mouse holding a camera against a teal backdrop, with the caption of 'Happy Birthday. Say Cheese!' It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and ha…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Support Bras' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of two bras saying 'You Can Do It!' and 'You're Awesome!', with the caption of 'Support Bras'. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it…

Pick up a bright and light fun card with this Ohh Deer & Hello Lucky 'Another Year With Hair' greetings card. The design features rows of men with funky hair-dos and facial hair, with 'Here's To Another Year With Hair! Happy Birthday!' in black writing. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this…

Pick up a bright and light fun card with this Ohh Deer & Hello Lucky 'Lettuce Celebrate' greetings card. The design features cute illustrations of happy dancing heads of lettuce and lettuce leaves, with the caption; 'It's Your Birthday. Lettuce Celebrate!'. Punny! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message b…

This illustrated Pots of Love birthday card from Holly Jolley and Roger La Borde features a bright design of eight varying houseplants in pots with the words 'Pots of Love on Your Birthday' above in golden lettering. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you o…

This Hurrah for Gin greetings card is a real and humorous take on the pitfalls of life and parenthood. Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with kraft envelope Printed in the UK on FSC certified board

This Jolly Awesome Card titled, "My Dad's Best Friend is Pete Sake" features Izzy Barrett's illustrations of a balding bespectacled bloke experiencing various calamities and exclaiming, "For Pete Sake!" You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Blank insi…