Not Rude

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Charge of the Dark Brigade' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of an action figure Darth Vader riding a glorious cat into battle. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Dragon Rider Squirrel' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of a red squirrel gliding through the air on their toy dragon mount. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someo…

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Goose Army' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of well... a goose army! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at che…

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Nutsaber' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of a grey squirrel with a red lightsaber, those Sith. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you w…

This illustrated lasercut Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of dogs and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and dark colours, with a teal-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…

Celebrate a birthday in a snazzy way with this Ohh Deer & Badger and Burke 'Trip Around The Sun' greetings card. The design features illustrated planets and stars, with 'Here's To Another Trip Around The Sun!' in scrawled white text in the top right corner. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on t…

Show you’re capable of the bare minimum and send this "I got you a card" card from Bettie Confetti. Printed on premium brown kraft card, it comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at…

Show you’re capable of the bare minimum and send this "Literally the first card I saw" card from Bettie Confetti. Printed on premium brown kraft card, it comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Hope your birthday is sick. (That means good to us young people)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you o…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Paintbrush range, decorated with a painterly style illustration of a brown sausage dog with a red party hat against a monochromatic polka dot background, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the embossed gold lettering on the front reads, “happy birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Mini Poms range, decorated with a design of a smiling playful grey cat with three small coloured pom-poms attached to the front, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the front reads, “happy birthday". You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Mini Poms range, decorated with a design of a playful brown sausage dog chasing after an orange pom-pom attached to the front, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the front reads, “Have A Fantastic Day". You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to some…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Paintbrush range, decorated with a painterly style illustration of a slice of cake with a candle against a monochromatic polka dot background, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the embossed gold lettering on the front reads, “happy birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page…

This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "Fatherhood? There's nothing to it!" Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper

This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "However hard you try, you end up like your mother." Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper

This illustrated Little Bear greetings card from Elise Hurst and Roger La Borde features a sketched ink and watercolour design of a brown bear riding a blue magic carpet across a cloud-strewn sky. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone…

This Emily McDowell greetings card features a design of skydivers with the words "Every So Often You Meet Someone Who Pushes You Beyond Your Comfort Zone. Thanks For Never Being That Asshole". It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brown kraft envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Support Bras' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of two bras saying 'You Can Do It!' and 'You're Awesome!', with the caption of 'Support Bras'. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it…

This illustrated Pots of Love birthday card from Holly Jolley and Roger La Borde features a bright design of eight varying houseplants in pots with the words 'Pots of Love on Your Birthday' above in golden lettering. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you o…

This Jolly Awesome Card titled, "My Dad's Best Friend is Pete Sake" features Izzy Barrett's illustrations of a balding bespectacled bloke experiencing various calamities and exclaiming, "For Pete Sake!" You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Blank insi…

Send your loved ones a token of goofy joy with this fun Pug Knitted Birthday card from Jolly Awesome! This card shows a design of a cute black pug wearing a knitted hat with a birthday cake on top! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…

This illustrated lasercut Parrot birthday card from Kate Pugsley and Roger La Borde features a design of tropical birds and bugs amongst brightly-coloured foliage, with 'Happy Birthday' in yellow at the top, lasercut to view the light backdrop behind. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on…

This illustrated Nine Presents birthday card from Katie Vernon and Roger La Borde features a design of nine coloured funky presents, with gold lettered funny names for them underneath. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choos…

Show off some kitty... love(?) with this Ohh Deer & Ken the Cat 'Fuck Your Birthday' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of a white cat against a pink backdrop, with the caption 'Fuck Your Birthday', with the cat in evil mode, pushing over a vase of flowers. Rude! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +H…