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Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Bat Kitten' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of a black kitten decked out with vampire bat wings; how cute! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose…

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Charge of the Dark Brigade' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of an action figure Darth Vader riding a glorious cat into battle. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Dragon Rider Squirrel' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of a red squirrel gliding through the air on their toy dragon mount. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someo…

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Goose Army' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of well... a goose army! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at che…

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Sidney' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of Sidney the dog in a fun fish-eye lens photograph. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you woul…

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'The Bark Knight' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of two large canine boys dressed up as Batman and Robin, masks and all. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone…

Celebrate the joys of adulthood with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Being An Adult' greetings card. With white text on a bright green backdrop and white border, it reads; “Being An Adult is 90% Feeling Tired, 10% Worrying, and 10% Getting Simple Things Wrong Because You're So Tired From All Of The Worrying.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Box of Chocolates' greetings card. With white text on a bright teal backdrop and white border, it reads; “Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates, Except The Chocolates Are Debt And The Box Is On Fire And Oh God How Did The Box Get A Sword?!?” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your ca…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Breaking News' greetings card. With white text on a bright red backdrop and white border, it reads; “If We Change The Words 'Breaking News' to 'Fucking Hell What Now?' The World Would Be A Slightly More Bearable Place.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Han…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Guide to Running' greetings card. With white text on a bright teal backdrop and white border, it reads; “A Guide To Running: 1) One Foot In Front Of The Other. 2) Oh God This Is Terrible. 3) I Hate This So Much. 4) Running Should Only Be Used When Fleeing Animal Attacks.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelo…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Noisiest Places' greetings card. With white text on a blue backdrop and white border, it reads; “The Noisiest Places In The Entire World: 5) Jet Engine Test Facility. 4) Upset Baby Rave. 3) Fox Orgy. 2) International Air Horn Competition. 1) The Quiet Coach On Any British Train.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Outrun Your Problems' greetings card. With white text on a teal backdrop and white border, it reads; “You Can't Outrun Your Problems, But You Can Jog Slightly In Front Of Them And Pretend You Can't Hear Them Because You Have Your Headphones On.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message t…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Poor Life Choices' greetings card. With white text on an orange backdrop and white border, it reads; “You Say: Poor Life Choices. I Say: Side Quests I Kinda Fell Into And Now I'm Hoping They Provide Me With Useful Tools For The Main Story.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to you…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Relationship Reasons' greetings card. With white text on a red backdrop and white border, it reads; “Reasons To Be In A Relationship: 1) The Other Person Tells You What Dogs They Saw That Day And You Then Discuss Dogs. 2) That's It, I Think.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to y…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'T-Rex' greetings card. With white text on a red backdrop and white border, it reads; “If You Ever Feel Like A Failure, Just Remember That T-Rexes Evolved Into Pigeons And There Is No Way You Can Fuck Up That Badly.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwri…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Video Game' greetings card. With white text on a green backdrop and white border, it reads; “Life Is Basically A Video Game You Thought You'd Be Good At, So You Skipped The Tutorial And Now Everything Is Terrifying And The Controls Make No Sense.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message…

Set phasers to stun with this Ohh Deer & Alex Willmore 'Captain's Log' greetings card. It shows a cute illustration of Star Trek's Captain Picard on the loo, with 'Captain's Log' underneath. Ooo-er. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else…

Share some punny Star Wars love with this Ohh Deer & Alex Willmore 'Luke Skyporker' greetings card. It shows a cute illustration of Star Wars' Luke Skywalker in cute pig form, with 'Luke Skyporker' underneath. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…

Make a birthday a floral one with this Ohh Deer & Amy Blackwell 'Birthday Peonies' greetings card. The front design features a painterly swathe of pink peony flowers, with 'Happy Birthday' in swirly golden-foil embellished text in the middle. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and ha…

This illustrated Four Cats birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of four housecats gazing up at you from a decadently blue living room, with the words 'Happy Birthday' in golden foil. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to yo…

This illustrated lasercut Cat Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of cats and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and bright colours, with a mustard-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent t…

This illustrated lasercut Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of dogs and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and dark colours, with a teal-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…

This illustrated Two Dogs birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of two dogs gazing at you from a brightly decorated living room, with the words 'Happy Birthday' in golden foil. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or di…

This illustrated concertina Cat Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute lasercut design of cats and houseplants, folding out to reveal 'Happy Birthday' text in gold foil, and a sweet scene of lots more feline friends and plant pals. It is blank on the reverse for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten…