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Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Super Dog' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of a brown sausage dog wearing a green superhero outfit, our hero. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choo…

Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Tucker the Dog' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of Tucker the dog strutting his stuff and showing off his junked trunk, hey heyy. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Breaking News' greetings card. With white text on a bright red backdrop and white border, it reads; “If We Change The Words 'Breaking News' to 'Fucking Hell What Now?' The World Would Be A Slightly More Bearable Place.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Han…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Successful People' greetings card. With white text on a blue backdrop and white border, it reads; “The Most Successful People I've Met: 1) Take Good Naps. 2) Eat Regular Meals. 3) Enjoy Exercise. 4) Like A Good Treat. 5) Covered In Fur. 6) Aren't Actually People. 7) Are Golden Retrievers.” It is blank inside for your own message and co…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Noisiest Places' greetings card. With white text on a blue backdrop and white border, it reads; “The Noisiest Places In The Entire World: 5) Jet Engine Test Facility. 4) Upset Baby Rave. 3) Fox Orgy. 2) International Air Horn Competition. 1) The Quiet Coach On Any British Train.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a…

Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Poor Life Choices' greetings card. With white text on an orange backdrop and white border, it reads; “You Say: Poor Life Choices. I Say: Side Quests I Kinda Fell Into And Now I'm Hoping They Provide Me With Useful Tools For The Main Story.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to you…

This illustrated Four Cats birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of four housecats gazing up at you from a decadently blue living room, with the words 'Happy Birthday' in golden foil. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to yo…

This illustrated lasercut Cat Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of cats and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and bright colours, with a mustard-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent t…

This illustrated lasercut Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of dogs and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and dark colours, with a teal-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…

This illustrated concertina Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute lasercut design of dogs and houseplants, folding out to reveal 'Happy Birthday' text in gold foil, and a sweet scene of lots more canine companions and plant pals. It is blank on the reverse for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwrit…

This illustrated lasercut Fox Family birthday card from Antoana Oreski and Roger La Borde features a bright design of a fox and their cubs amongst a meadow forest, with the words 'Happy Birthday' in lasercut lilac at the top, on a bright yellow backdrop. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box…

This bright and colourful "Thought of the Day" card from Bettie Confetti is finished with gold foiling and reads, “Porn gives people an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.” It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 15. Comes in a cellophane sleeve. To see the rest of our fun cards, check out our full s…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "I hope your birthday is as amazing as I am." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone el…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Hope your birthday is sick. (That means good to us young people)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you o…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Cut Out range, decorated with a vibrant illustration of a panda and featuring die cut silhouettes which reveal the brightly coloured interior, designed in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the front reads, “BIRTHDAY WISHES.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or di…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Garland range and features bright embossed flowers woven around delicate gold text, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the front has debossed gold foil lettering which reads, “to the birthday girl.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Garland range and features bright embossed flowers woven around delicate gold text, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the front has debossed gold foil lettering which reads, “happy birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Paintbrush range, decorated with a painterly style illustration of a happy grey cat wearing a red party hat against a monochromatic polka dot background, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the embossed gold lettering on the front reads, “happy birthday from the cat.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten M…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Paintbrush range, decorated with a painterly style illustration of a cat in a bowtie against a monochromatic polka dot background, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the embossed gold lettering on the front reads, “happy birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Paintbrush range, decorated with a painterly style illustration of a rainbow against a monochromatic polka dot background, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the embossed gold lettering on the front reads, “have a wonderful birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…

This Caroline Gardner birthday card is from the Screenprint range which is designed to replicate the traditional ink block techniques of layering colours, created in-house in Caroline's London studio. Blank inside, the front has embossed glossy black lettering which reads, “birthday wishes.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…

Get the fanciest cards of the day with this Ohh Deer & Cath Kidston 'Wild Birthday' greetings card. The design features a cool pattern of cowboys, horses, and desert plants, with 'Have A Wild Birthday!' in the centre in golden-foil text. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it…

Get the funniest cards of the day with this Ohh Deer & Chris (Simpsons Artist) 'Cat's Smile' greetings card. The design features a hilarious illustration of a woman holding her cat, with a close-up of the cat's very unsettling grin, with the caption “When I Look At My Cats Smile I Know I Have Found The Mirror Into My Own Soul.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. Yo…

Get the funniest cards of the day with this Ohh Deer & Chris (Simpsons Artist) 'Happy New Child' greetings card. The design features a hilarious illustration of a parent and child on a rainbow field, with the caption “There Is So Much Beauty In The World But Sometimes People Don't See It Because They Are Too Busy Looking At Their Children. Happy New Child.” It is blank inside for your own message…