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This illustrated lasercut Cat Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of cats and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and bright colours, with a mustard-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent t…

This illustrated lasercut Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of dogs and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and dark colours, with a teal-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…

Celebrate a birthday in a snazzy way with this Ohh Deer & Badger and Burke 'Trip Around The Sun' greetings card. The design features illustrated planets and stars, with 'Here's To Another Trip Around The Sun!' in scrawled white text in the top right corner. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on t…

Celebrate a birthday in a snazzy way with this Ohh Deer & Badger and Burke 'Beautiful Birthday' greetings card. The design features illustrated plants and foliage in rich greens, with 'Have A Beautiful Birthday!' in scrawled white text in the centre. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pag…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "I hope your birthday is as amazing as I am." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone el…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Hope your birthday is sick. (That means good to us young people)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you o…

Get the fanciest cards of the day with this Ohh Deer & Cath Kidston 'Blooming Lovely Birthday' greetings card. The design features Cath Kidston's iconic florals, with 'Have A Blooming Lovely Birthday' in the centre in golden-foil text. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it s…

This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "Fatherhood? There's nothing to it!" Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper

This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "However hard you try, you end up like your mother." Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper

This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "The job of a parent is to bring up a child correctly. The job of a grandparent is to undo all their hard work." Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper

This cheeky David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a bum and reads, "LOOK AT THIS." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printe…

This cheeky David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration captioned, "What does the future hold? Arthritis." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at c…

This illustrated Little Bear greetings card from Elise Hurst and Roger La Borde features a sketched ink and watercolour design of a brown bear riding a blue magic carpet across a cloud-strewn sky. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone…

This illustrated Rabbits Reading greetings card from Elise Hurst and Roger La Borde features a sketched ink and watercolour design of a rabbit family curled up on an armchair, reading a book, with mushroom foliage detailing. Cute! It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it…

This illustrated Storytime greetings card from Elise Hurst and Roger La Borde features a sketched ink and watercolour design of a woman reading a book in an armchair, surrounded by a cat, an owl, a fox, and a lion. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…

This Emily McDowell greetings card features a design of skydivers with the words "Every So Often You Meet Someone Who Pushes You Beyond Your Comfort Zone. Thanks For Never Being That Asshole". It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brown kraft envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Birthday Fishes' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of a two fish in a fishbowl rocking party hats, with the caption of 'Birthday Fishes to You.' It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have i…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Cake!' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of a very excitable pug wearing a party hat with cutlery, with a repeating backdrop of 'Cake!' in varying colours, with the caption of 'Umm... I Mean, Happy Birthday!' It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Inactive Volcano' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of two volcanoes, one 'active' and spewing out lava, and the other inactive, just chilling and eating a bag of crisps, saying; “I Can't Be Arsed.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card usin…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Support Bras' greetings card. The design features a cute illustration of two bras saying 'You Can Do It!' and 'You're Awesome!', with the caption of 'Support Bras'. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it…

Get the punniest cards at the party with this Ohh Deer & Gemma Correll 'Herbivore' greetings card. The design features an illustration of a bunch of carnivore dinosaurs at a barbecue grill, with one saying 'Great, Who Invited the Herbivore?', with a cute herbivore dinosaur at the front saying, 'I Brought Hummus.' It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a mes…

Pick up a bright and light fun card with this Ohh Deer & Hello Lucky 'Another Year With Hair' greetings card. The design features rows of men with funky hair-dos and facial hair, with 'Here's To Another Year With Hair! Happy Birthday!' in black writing. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this…

Pick up a bright and light fun card with this Ohh Deer & Hello Lucky 'Dino Party' greetings card. The design features cute illustrations of dinosaurs and foliage and prehistoric iconography in vibrant green and blue inks, with 'Happy Birthday!' in blue text. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on…

Pick up a bright and light fun card with this Ohh Deer & Hello Lucky 'Lettuce Celebrate' greetings card. The design features cute illustrations of happy dancing heads of lettuce and lettuce leaves, with the caption; 'It's Your Birthday. Lettuce Celebrate!'. Punny! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message b…