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BlueQ Apron - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary... BlueQ Apron - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...
£24.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and stay protected from spontaneous food fights with this amazingly funny BlueQ 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary' Apron! This soft, extra-sturdy, pocketed (!!) apron features a main colourful and really pretty design of house plants and herbs in kitchen jars and tins; with the words 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off' printed in a white scrawl at the top near the neck; for th…
BlueQ Apron - Secret Ingredient BlueQ Apron - Secret Ingredient
£24.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and stay protected from spontaneous food fights with this amazingly funny BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' Apron! This soft, extra-sturdy, pocketed (!!) apron features a main colourful design of repeating coloured-lid salt/sugar shakes, emblazoned with the words 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient', for that added touch of 'don't mess with the chef'. This apron would make for…
BlueQ Oven Glove - Horny For Food BlueQ Oven Glove - Horny For Food
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'Horny For Food' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant orange body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman reading cookbooks with the words 'horny for food' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of stacked cookbooks and abandoned high heels. Relatable! This oven glove would…
BlueQ Oven Glove - I`ve Got A Knife BlueQ Oven Glove - I`ve Got A Knife
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'I've Got A Knife' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant pastel pink body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman chopping veggies with the words 'I've Got A Knife' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of chopped apples under a utensil rack with a suspiciously missing knife…
BlueQ Oven Glove - My Favourite Salad is Wine BlueQ Oven Glove - My Favourite Salad is Wine
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'My Favourite Salad is Wine' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant pastel pink body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman watering cabbages with the words 'My Favourite Salad is Wine' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of a wheelbarrow full of wine bottles amongst the f…
BlueQ Oven Glove - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary... BlueQ Oven Glove - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...' oven glove! This glove features a features a main colourful and really pretty wraparound design of house plants and herbs in kitchen jars and tins; with the words 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off' printed in a white scrawl at the top. Relatable! This oven gl…
BlueQ Oven Glove - Secret Ingredient BlueQ Oven Glove - Secret Ingredient
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' oven glove! This glove features a features a main colourful design of repeating salt/sugar shakers emblazoned with the words 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient'. Relatable! This oven glove would make for a great gift for the chef in your life! Measurements and Materials…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Congratulations BlueQ Tea Towel - Congratulations
£9.99
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Congratulations' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a quite pretty design of repeating floral flourishes, overspilling teapots and teacups, and general chaos; with the phrase 'Congratulations, You've Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole' printed in the lower middle in flowing black script. Relatable! A perfect gift for anyone; unless they h…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Cute Little Fuckers BlueQ Tea Towel - Cute Little Fuckers
£9.99
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Cute Little Fuckers' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating very retro design of storybook forest animals frolicking with children in pastel colouring, with the phrase 'Cute Little Fuckers' also repeating in red swirling script. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements and Materials: 71cm x 53c…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Go Away BlueQ Tea Towel - Go Away
£9.99
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Go Away' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a vibrant minimalistic design of a woman greeting guests, with a relatable 'Go Away' sewn in above, with funky furniture and colouring. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements and Materials: 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton. To see the rest of our ridicul…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Have You Tried Cheese? BlueQ Tea Towel - Have You Tried Cheese?
£9.99
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Cheeseheads, gather round. We all know cheese is the addictive gateway drug crafted by Satan himself, and we're glad the funny folk at BlueQ have also realised this. This amazing BlueQ tea towel is super-absorbent and would make a perfect gift for any cheese-loving, Satan worshipping, kitchen owner. We're sure you can find someone to fill that criteria! Measures 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton…
BlueQ Tea Towel - People I Love BlueQ Tea Towel - People I Love
£9.99
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'People I Love: Cats' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating design of lots and lots of adorable cats frolicking and playing against a soft brown backdrop bordered with cream, with the words 'People I Love: 1. Cats' printed in black text at the bottom. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements an…
BlueQ Tea Towel - People I Want To Meet BlueQ Tea Towel - People I Want To Meet
£9.99
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'People I Want To Meet: Dogs' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating design of lots and lots of adorable dogs frolicking and playing and snoozing against a vivid blue backdrop bordered with cream, with the words 'People I Want To Meet: 1. Dogs' printed in black text at the bottom. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sen…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Secret Ingredient BlueQ Tea Towel - Secret Ingredient
£9.99
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating design of pale pink salt/sugar shakers each emblazoned with the words 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient'. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements and Materials: 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton. To see the rest of our ridiculous col…
BlueQ Tea Towel - The Food Has Weed BlueQ Tea Towel - The Food Has Weed
£10.99
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy (and give your guests a fair warning about your cooking) with this BlueQ 'Food Has Weed' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a pale green pastel design with jacquard floral flourishes with that one leaf we all know sprouting from the sprigs, and the phrase 'The Food Has Weed In It' sewn in darker green at the bottom in flowing script. A perfect gift for a…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Want A Fucking Pizza BlueQ Tea Towel - Want A Fucking Pizza
£9.99
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Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Want A Fucking Pizza' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a biblical angelic design of pizza-related heraldry, with a pizza-angel in the lower middle with the words; 'I Want A Fucking Pizza To Come Down From The Sky And Be Like “I Love You, I'm Here For You, And I'm Sorry About All The Salads”.' sewn in red scrawled script. A perfect gift…

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