Kitchenware

Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'I've Got A Knife' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant pastel pink body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman chopping veggies with the words 'I've Got A Knife' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of chopped apples under a utensil rack with a suspiciously missing knife…

Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'My Favourite Salad is Wine' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant pastel pink body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman watering cabbages with the words 'My Favourite Salad is Wine' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of a wheelbarrow full of wine bottles amongst the f…

Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...' oven glove! This glove features a features a main colourful and really pretty wraparound design of house plants and herbs in kitchen jars and tins; with the words 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off' printed in a white scrawl at the top. Relatable! This oven gl…

Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' oven glove! This glove features a features a main colourful design of repeating salt/sugar shakers emblazoned with the words 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient'. Relatable! This oven glove would make for a great gift for the chef in your life! Measurements and Materials…

Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Congratulations' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a quite pretty design of repeating floral flourishes, overspilling teapots and teacups, and general chaos; with the phrase 'Congratulations, You've Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole' printed in the lower middle in flowing black script. Relatable! A perfect gift for anyone; unless they h…

Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Cute Little Fuckers' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating very retro design of storybook forest animals frolicking with children in pastel colouring, with the phrase 'Cute Little Fuckers' also repeating in red swirling script. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements and Materials: 71cm x 53c…

Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Go Away' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a vibrant minimalistic design of a woman greeting guests, with a relatable 'Go Away' sewn in above, with funky furniture and colouring. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements and Materials: 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton. To see the rest of our ridicul…

Cheeseheads, gather round. We all know cheese is the addictive gateway drug crafted by Satan himself, and we're glad the funny folk at BlueQ have also realised this. This amazing BlueQ tea towel is super-absorbent and would make a perfect gift for any cheese-loving, Satan worshipping, kitchen owner. We're sure you can find someone to fill that criteria! Measures 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton…

Be careful around that hot oven, you don't wanna burn ya buns! Look at the little butt! This wonderful BlueQ tea towel is super-absorbent and would make a perfect gift for anyone, unless they have no sense of humour. Measures 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton. To see the rest of our ridiculous collection of BlueQ Tea Towels, visit the BlueQ Products section of the ...give the dog a bone website,…

Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'People I Love: Cats' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating design of lots and lots of adorable cats frolicking and playing against a soft brown backdrop bordered with cream, with the words 'People I Love: 1. Cats' printed in black text at the bottom. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements an…

Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a repeating design of pale pink salt/sugar shakers each emblazoned with the words 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient'. A perfect gift for anyone; unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements and Materials: 71cm x 53cm. 100% unbleached cotton. To see the rest of our ridiculous col…

Keep your kitchen nice and tidy (and give your guests a fair warning about your cooking) with this BlueQ 'Food Has Weed' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a pale green pastel design with jacquard floral flourishes with that one leaf we all know sprouting from the sprigs, and the phrase 'The Food Has Weed In It' sewn in darker green at the bottom in flowing script. A perfect gift for a…

Keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Want A Fucking Pizza' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a biblical angelic design of pizza-related heraldry, with a pizza-angel in the lower middle with the words; 'I Want A Fucking Pizza To Come Down From The Sky And Be Like “I Love You, I'm Here For You, And I'm Sorry About All The Salads”.' sewn in red scrawled script. A perfect gift…