Novelty

Show off your quirky/sarcastic/just plain weird side with these irreverent Welcome to the Shit Show button badges, with artwork from Ephemera! There are sixteen differing hilarious designs to choose from; please specify which badge you want at the special instructions at checkout. These badges would make for a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour! NOTE: The price is for ONE button badge. A…

Let your colleagues know that you're the real legend around these parts with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'A. Legend' in white on a deep blue backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the legends in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts bot…

Let your colleagues know that you're the real CEO around these parts with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'Chief Entertainment Officer' in white on a deep blue backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the professional jokers in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun a…

Let your colleagues know that you might be sincere about 20% of the time with this funky 'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' desk sign! Crafted from thick matte plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a black backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great gift for the sarcastic prick in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of f…

Some days, you just don't fancy working, and we get it. Let your team know that you're not 100% today with this 'Nope, Not Today' desk sign! Crafted from thick matte plastic, and engraved with the phrase in black on a yellow backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the hard workers in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great…

The most relatable desk sign in the entire world, and probably one that almost everyone should display on their desk; this 'Overworked and Underpaid' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a turquoise green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for like, literally anyone ever. Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...…

Let your colleagues know that you're a grammar police officer and WILL be correcting them with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'Silently Correcting Your Grammar' in white on a green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the professional editors in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…

Some colleagues are so ungrateful, aren't they? Show them what they're taking for granted with this fun 'You Are So Lucky To Work With Me' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and with the phrase engraved in black on a yellow backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the greatest worker of all time. (All of us, right?) Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...gi…

Achieve autocratic rulership over your writing and Kim Jong-Un-do your errors with this politically incorrect Dictator Eraser. Ideal for dealing with troublesome pencils who move too freely or write outside their borders, make mistakes disappear under mysterious circumstances. Superior in every way to a weak, capitalist eraser, it is a proud, imperial red in colour. Erase all who oppose! Nukes sol…

These are tiny foot-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like taking your hand for a walk. Finger Feet are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a SINGLE foot! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selection will be sent…

Need a hand? These are tiny hand-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like two hands just aren't enough. Finger Hands are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a single hand! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selectio…

Which would you prefer; a fight club, or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, you’ll love this kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom - Gay Bar (of soap). Everyone is welcomed with (clean and rose-scented) open arms at the Gay Bar. Warning: not suitable for people uncomfortable with their sexuality. Soap measures 9cm x 6cm x 3cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky…

Zap some stress away with this adorable calm Meow-ditation Cat Stress Toy! This foamy feline is fully moulded, with pointed ears and a curled tail, and is vivid orange like your favourite tabby cat. A perfect little novelty stress toy for the angry cat lovers out there! Measurements: 14cm x 9.5cm x 7.5cm. Foam. Not suitable for children under 3; they might eat it. ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…

The humble garden gnome, the legendary earth guardian who protects gardens big and small, has been recreated in miniature form, ready to protect your plant pots from pests and peril! But beware! This set of four mini plant pot gnomes are so cute they’re at high risk of being gnome-napped! Box contains four plastic and resin gnomes measuring 3cm x 6cm in orange, yellow, green and blue. ...give the…

Running Press Mini Kit - Bonsai Invite tranquility into your home or workplace with your very own desktop bonsai tree – a pint-sized masterpiece that brings peace and green vibes! Cultivate your calm and watch your tiny tree flourish. With a little thyme and patience, you’ll leaf your worries behind as you nurture this miniature marvel. Branch out your gardening skills and enjoy the serene art of…

Running Press Mini Kit - Cat-A-Pult Traditionally catapults have been used for propelling arrows, darts, and stones, but this purr-ticularly unique desktop game with a cat lover's twist lets you fling three felines into the air and see if you can land them on the bullseye landing mat. A claw-some gag gift or a delightful self-purchase for kitty enthusiasts, it comes with an instructional mini book…

Running Press Mini Kit - Chonk Cats Nesting Dolls Chonky cats, beloved internet sensations, are now yours to cherish in this charming set. Express your love for pudgy cats with these Chonk Cat Nesting Dolls – a purrfectly delightful twist on the viral chonk cat trend! Modelled upon traditional nesting Russian dolls, cat lovers and chonk enthusiasts alike can embrace their love for chub-tastic cats…

Running Press Mini Kit - Dancing with Jesus Add a touch of divine comedy to your day and bust some moves with the original Lord of the Dance! This Dancing with Jesus bobbling figurine is equipped with a suction cup so you can stick it to your desk or dashboard and is accompanied by a miniature version of the original Dancing with Jesus book, detailing 10 heavenly dance moves like the Water Walk, t…

Running Press Mini Kit - Desktop Ping Pong Ping pong your way to a stress-free break and bring the thrill of the game to your desk with this Desktop Ping Pong Set – the perfect portable game for any table tennis enthusiast! This mini ping pong set includes everything you need to start a competitive game in minutes, so whether you're looking to serve up some fun at the office or enjoy a quick match…

Running Press Mini Kit - Jurassic Terrarium Whether you're a budding palaeontologist or just love all things green, this Jurassic Terrarium kit is sure to tickle your tricera-tops! Perfect for your desk, shelf, or any space that needs a touch of prehistoric charm, this dino-mite kit includes everything you need to create and display your own adorable miniature dinosaur terrarium, including a littl…

Running Press Mini Kit - Palmistry Unlock the secrets of your future and discover the power in the palm of your hand with the Tiny Palmistry Kit! Perfect for aspiring fortune tellers, this kit is a palm-reading adventure in a tiny package. It contains a miniature porcelain palm featuring key lines (love line, life line) and mounts (Venus, Mercury) marked in purple ink, complete with a clear quartz…

Running Press Mini Kit - Phrenology Dog Unlock the secrets of your dog's mysterious mind with the Phrenology Dog Mini Kit! This adorable miniature canine phrenology bust is perfect for those who are curious about their dog's quirky paw-sonality traits. Now you can pinpoint and label where your dog's emotions, likes, dislikes, and quirks are located on this charming ceramic bust, using the included…

Running Press Mini Kit - Sad Trombone Womp, womp! Bring the classic sound of disappointment to life with the Sad Trombone Kit. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to your epic fails and moments of misfortune, tilt the trombone to create the iconic “womp-womp-womp-womp” sound. • Sad Trombone measures 8cm and is made from plastic • Sound effect requires button batteries, included • Two sticker sheet…

Running Press Mini Kit - Screaming Goat Get ready to bleat with laughter at this Screaming Goat Mini Kit! Whether at home, in the office, or in your dorm room, this hilarious yelling goat is sure to bring a bit of baaa-rilliance to any space. Accompanied by a miniature illustrated pocket guide filled with fun facts and trivia about everyone’s favourite internet sensation, give this goat figurine a…