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A Geek`s Guide To... Trivia Tin A Geek`s Guide To... Trivia Tin
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These cute little tins pack a real punch when it comes to trivia. Making a great gift for fact lovers wanting to sharpen their wits one pointless piece of information at a time, you can choose from A Geek’s Guide to Being British, A Geek’s Guide to Global Travel, A Geek’s Guide to Incredible Inventions, A Geek’s Guide to Outer Space, A Geek’s Guide to Planet Earth, and A Geek’s Guide to Social Med…
Bath Bomb - Cloud Rainbow Bath Bomb - Cloud Rainbow
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Make your baths as pretty as can be with this adorable cloud shaped rainbow bath bomb! This bath bomb is infused with chamomile essential oil to keep your skin soft and rejuvenated. Pop it under some hot running water and swish it around in the water and watch as the white bomb emits a rainbow of colours! This cloud rainbow bath bomb would make for a great fun gift for anyone who loves a fancy bat…
Bath Bomb - Shark Attack Bath Bomb - Shark Attack
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Bring the Jaws shark attacks to your own bathtub with this fun novelty Shark Attack bath bomb! This shark head shaped and coloured bath bomb is ready to terrorise the safe waters of your bath; simply pop it under hot running water and watch as the shark prowls the water and attacks, emitting red coloured 'blood' in your nice fancy bath, how fun! It is also infused with chamomile essential oils, to…
Button Badge - Ephemera Shit Show Range (Assorted) Button Badge - Ephemera Shit Show Range (Assorted)
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Show off your quirky/sarcastic/just plain weird side with these irreverent Welcome to the Shit Show button badges, with artwork from Ephemera! There are sixteen differing hilarious designs to choose from; please specify which badge you want at the special instructions at checkout. These badges would make for a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour! NOTE: The price is for ONE button badge. A…
Decision Dice Decision Dice
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If you used to be indecisive, but now you’re not so sure, this Decision Dice is here to help! With a shake and a roll, the choice is taken out of your hands and made for you. Procrastinators unite! Later. Dice is plastic and measures 2.5cm x 2.5cm x 2.5cm. 6 decisions: yes, no, today, next week, never, and sleep on it. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts…
Desk Sign - A. Legend Desk Sign - A. Legend
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Let your colleagues know that you're the real legend around these parts with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'A. Legend' in white on a deep red backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the legends in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both…
Desk Sign - Chief Entertainment Officer Desk Sign - Chief Entertainment Officer
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Let your colleagues know that you're the real CEO around these parts with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'Chief Entertainment Officer' in white on a deep blue backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the professional jokers in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun a…
Desk Sign - Nope, Not Today Desk Sign - Nope, Not Today
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Some days, you just don't fancy working, and we get it. Let your team know that you're not 100% today with this 'Nope, Not Today' desk sign! Crafted from thick matte plastic, and engraved with the phrase in black on a yellow backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the hard workers in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great…
Desk Sign - Office Gossip Queen Desk Sign - Office Gossip Queen
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Steer clear of whoever has this on their desk (or don't and go there for the TEA); with this funky 'Office Gossip Queen' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with the phrase in black on an orange backdrop, this desk sign would make a great gift for the serial gossiper in your lives! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of…
Desk Sign - Silence Is Golden Desk Sign - Silence Is Golden
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Let your colleagues know that your desk area is not the place to chat with this funky 'Silence is Golden. Don't Spoil It' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic and engraved with the phrase in white text on a purple backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the beleaguered ever-bothered colleague or friend. Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bo…
Desk Sign - Silently Correcting Your Grammar Desk Sign - Silently Correcting Your Grammar
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Let your colleagues know that you're a grammar police officer and WILL be correcting them with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'Silently Correcting Your Grammar' in white on a pale pink backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the professional editors in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks…
Dictator Eraser Dictator Eraser
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Achieve autocratic rulership over your writing and Kim Jong-Un-do your errors with this politically incorrect Dictator Eraser. Ideal for dealing with troublesome pencils who move too freely or write outside their borders, make mistakes disappear under mysterious circumstances. Superior in every way to a weak, capitalist eraser, it is a proud, imperial red in colour. Erase all who oppose! Nukes sol…
Excuses Dice Excuses Dice
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If you’re one of those people whose motto is, “Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come!” then this Excuses Dice will help you come up with a more varied (and believable) series of excuses for things you just can’t face. Introverts unite! But separately, in your own homes. Dice is plastic and measures 2.5cm x 2.5cm x 2.5cm. 6 excuses: lost my keys, washing my hair, overslept, dog’s birthday, abducted…
Finger Feet Finger Feet
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These are tiny foot-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like taking your hand for a walk. Finger Feet are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a SINGLE foot! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selection will be sent…
Finger Hands Finger Hands
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Need a hand? These are tiny hand-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like two hands just aren't enough. Finger Hands are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a single hand! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selectio…
Gay Bar Soap Gay Bar Soap
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Which would you prefer; a fight club, or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, you’ll love this kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom - Gay Bar (of soap). Everyone is welcomed with (clean and rose-scented) open arms at the Gay Bar. Warning: not suitable for people uncomfortable with their sexuality. Soap measures 9cm x 6cm x 3cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky…
Dinosaur - Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet Dinosaur - Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet
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The nostalgic childhood favourite magic crystal growing tree gets an update in the form of this cool Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet! Included in the pack is a dinosaur model and magic crystal solution. After assembling your dinosaur model, you add the solution to start growing crystals all over his body! The crystals grow over the course of 12-36 hours. This makes a great gift for the budding…
Grow Your Own Llama Crystal Pet Grow Your Own Llama Crystal Pet
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Create your own pet llama with this crystal growing kit! Simply stand the llama in a small dish of water, add the crystal solution, and watch the gem fur grow! A suitable cool desktop companion for the llama fan, science nerd, or crystal buff in your life! Presentation box measures 16cm x 12cm x 4cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both online and in…
Grow Your Own Sloth Crystal Pet Grow Your Own Sloth Crystal Pet
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The nostalgic childhood favourite magic crystal growing tree gets an update in the form of this cool Grow Your Own Sloth Crystal Pet! Included in the pack is a sloth and tree model and magic crystal solution. After assembling your tree (with sloth) model, you add the solution to start growing crystals all over his body! The crystals grow over the course of 12-36 hours. This makes a great gift for…
Hand Soap - Rainbow Hand Soap - Rainbow
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Look after your hands and inject a pop of colour in your bathroom with this funky tropical scented rainbow soap! This rectangular rainbow soap bar would make for a great gift for rainbow and colour lovers, and also works as a show of pride for our hygienic LGBTQ+ folks! Soap measures 9cm x 6cm x 3cm. Packaged in a cardboard protective window box. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Stearyl Stearate, Xylitol, P…
Meow-Ditation Cat Stress Toy Meow-Ditation Cat Stress Toy
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Zap some stress away with this adorable calm Meow-ditation Cat Stress Toy! This foamy feline is fully moulded, with pointed ears and a curled tail, and is vivid orange like your favourite tabby cat. A perfect little novelty stress toy for the angry cat lovers out there! Measurements: 14cm x 9.5cm x 7.5cm. Foam. Not suitable for children under 3; they might eat it. ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…
Mini Plant Pot Gnomes Mini Plant Pot Gnomes
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The humble garden gnome, the legendary earth guardian who protects gardens big and small, has been recreated in miniature form, ready to protect your plant pots from pests and peril! But beware! This set of four mini plant pot gnomes are so cute they’re at high risk of being gnome-napped! Box contains four plastic and resin gnomes measuring 3cm x 6cm in orange, yellow, green and blue. ...give the…
Movie Dice Movie Dice
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It’s always the same things at film night: you spend half the time scouring movie titles and squabbling over what you all actually want to watch. No more! This Movie Decision Dice puts the film choice into the hands of fate. Well, the genre, anyway. You’re still going to have to choose between Arnie and Van Damme. Dice is plastic and measures 2.5cm x 2.5cm x 2.5cm. 6 film genre options: drama, act…
Music Box - Happy Birthday To You Music Box - Happy Birthday To You
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Add some more music to your life with this sweet little hand-cranked 'Happy Birthday' music box! Simply turn the metal crank (you have to get the tempo right!) and listen to the sweet chimes of the classic 'Happy Birthday To You' song. This would make for a great little gift for any music lovers! Measurements: 7.5cm (H) x 4cm (W) x 2.5cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun…

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