Novelty

These cute little tins pack a real punch when it comes to trivia. Making a great gift for fact lovers wanting to sharpen their wits one pointless piece of information at a time, you can choose from A Geek’s Guide to Being British, A Geek’s Guide to Global Travel, A Geek’s Guide to Incredible Inventions, A Geek’s Guide to Outer Space, A Geek’s Guide to Planet Earth, and A Geek’s Guide to Social Med…

Bring the Jaws shark attacks to your own bathtub with this fun novelty Shark Attack bath bomb! This shark head shaped and coloured bath bomb is ready to terrorise the safe waters of your bath; simply pop it under hot running water and watch as the shark prowls the water and attacks, emitting red coloured 'blood' in your nice fancy bath, how fun! It is also infused with chamomile essential oils, to…

Show off your quirky/sarcastic/just plain weird side with these irreverent Welcome to the Shit Show button badges, with artwork from Ephemera! There are sixteen differing hilarious designs to choose from; please specify which badge you want at the special instructions at checkout. These badges would make for a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour! NOTE: The price is for ONE button badge. A…

Let your colleagues know that you're the real legend around these parts with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'A. Legend' in white on a deep red backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the legends in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both…

Let your colleagues know that you're not one to talk to in the morning (or later, for that matter) with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'I Don't Do Mornings (Or Afternoons) in white on a red backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the night owls in your lives! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…

Let your colleagues know that you might be sincere about 20% of the time with this funky 'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' desk sign! Crafted from thick matte plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a black backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great gift for the sarcastic prick in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of f…

Some days, you just don't fancy working, and we get it. Let your team know that you're not 100% today with this 'Nope, Not Today' desk sign! Crafted from thick matte plastic, and engraved with the phrase in black on a yellow backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the hard workers in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great…

The most relatable desk sign in the entire world, and probably one that almost everyone should display on their desk; this 'Overworked and Underpaid' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a turquoise green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for like, literally anyone ever. Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...…

Let your colleagues know that your desk area is not the place to chat with this funky 'Silence is Golden. Don't Spoil It' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic and engraved with the phrase in white text on a purple backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the beleaguered ever-bothered colleague or friend. Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bo…

Let your colleagues know that you're a grammar police officer and WILL be correcting them with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'Silently Correcting Your Grammar' in white on a green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the professional editors in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…

Some colleagues are so ungrateful, aren't they? Show them what they're taking for granted with this fun 'You Are So Lucky To Work With Me' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and with the phrase engraved in black on a yellow backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the greatest worker of all time. (All of us, right?) Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...gi…

Achieve autocratic rulership over your writing and Kim Jong-Un-do your errors with this politically incorrect Dictator Eraser. Ideal for dealing with troublesome pencils who move too freely or write outside their borders, make mistakes disappear under mysterious circumstances. Superior in every way to a weak, capitalist eraser, it is a proud, imperial red in colour. Erase all who oppose! Nukes sol…

These are tiny foot-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like taking your hand for a walk. Finger Feet are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a SINGLE foot! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selection will be sent…

Need a hand? These are tiny hand-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like two hands just aren't enough. Finger Hands are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a single hand! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selectio…

Which would you prefer; a fight club, or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, you’ll love this kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom - Gay Bar (of soap). Everyone is welcomed with (clean and rose-scented) open arms at the Gay Bar. Warning: not suitable for people uncomfortable with their sexuality. Soap measures 9cm x 6cm x 3cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky…

The nostalgic childhood favourite magic crystal growing tree gets an update in the form of this cool Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet! Included in the pack is a dinosaur model and magic crystal solution. After assembling your dinosaur model, you add the solution to start growing crystals all over his body! The crystals grow over the course of 12-36 hours. This makes a great gift for the budding…

Create your own pet llama with this crystal growing kit! Simply stand the llama in a small dish of water, add the crystal solution, and watch the gem fur grow! A suitable cool desktop companion for the llama fan, science nerd, or crystal buff in your life! Presentation box measures 16cm x 12cm x 4cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both online and in…

The nostalgic childhood favourite magic crystal growing tree gets an update in the form of this cool Grow Your Own Sloth Crystal Pet! Included in the pack is a sloth and tree model and magic crystal solution. After assembling your tree (with sloth) model, you add the solution to start growing crystals all over his body! The crystals grow over the course of 12-36 hours. This makes a great gift for…

The humble garden gnome, the legendary earth guardian who protects gardens big and small, has been recreated in miniature form, ready to protect your plant pots from pests and peril! But beware! This set of four mini plant pot gnomes are so cute they’re at high risk of being gnome-napped! Box contains four plastic and resin gnomes measuring 3cm x 6cm in orange, yellow, green and blue. ...give the…

Will this set of 100 Cat Jokes have you laughing or cringing? Packaged in a cat-tastic cat shaped box, the jokes are printed on cute cat face cards and make the funniest feline gift for cat lovers of all ages. Joke cards measure 7.5cm x 7cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see more cat and dog themed gifts, visit our Cat and Dog section, or visit our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK. ...…

You won’t brie-lieve how grate these 100 Cheesy Jokes are – they’re just that gouda! (Okay, we’ll stop now). Each joke is printed onto a cheese slice for maximum cheesiness, and they’re packaged in a cheese shaped box. Joke cards measure 13cm x 7.5cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see the rest of our novelty gifts check out the Novelty section of our online shop, or visit us in store. ...give…

Get an earful of corny humour with this box of 100 Corny Jokes! Packaged in a cob shaped box, the jokes are printed on cute corncob cards and make a great gift for kids and adults of all ages. Joke cards measure 11.5cm x 2.5cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see the rest of our novelty gifts check out the Novelty section of our online shop, or visit us in store. ...give the dog a bone stocks a…

You’ll have a barking good time with this pawsome set of 100 Dog Jokes! Packaged in a cute dog shaped box, the jokes are printed on cute pup face cards and make the funniest canine gift for dog lovers of all ages. Joke cards measure 7.5cm x 7cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see more cat and dog themed gifts, visit our Cat and Dog section, or visit our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.…

Don’t get in a pickle! Keep cool as a cucumber and squeeze that stress away with the Stress Pickle, here to help you dill with all your problems – the ultimate gift for pickle lovers everywhere. Comes in cardboard packaging. Measures approximately 13cm long. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both online and in store in our shop based in York, UK.