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A Geek`s Guide To... Trivia Tin A Geek`s Guide To... Trivia Tin
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These cute little tins pack a real punch when it comes to trivia. Making a great gift for fact lovers wanting to sharpen their wits one pointless piece of information at a time, you can choose from A Geek’s Guide to Being British, A Geek’s Guide to Global Travel, A Geek’s Guide to Incredible Inventions, A Geek’s Guide to Outer Space, A Geek’s Guide to Planet Earth, and A Geek’s Guide to Social Med…
Bath Bomb - Cloud Rainbow Bath Bomb - Cloud Rainbow
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Make your baths as pretty as can be with this adorable cloud shaped rainbow bath bomb! This bath bomb is infused with chamomile essential oil to keep your skin soft and rejuvenated. Pop it under some hot running water and swish it around in the water and watch as the white bomb emits a rainbow of colours! This cloud rainbow bath bomb would make for a great fun gift for anyone who loves a fancy bat…
Bath Bomb - Shark Attack Bath Bomb - Shark Attack
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Bring the Jaws shark attacks to your own bathtub with this fun novelty Shark Attack bath bomb! This shark head shaped and coloured bath bomb is ready to terrorise the safe waters of your bath; simply pop it under hot running water and watch as the shark prowls the water and attacks, emitting red coloured 'blood' in your nice fancy bath, how fun! It is also infused with chamomile essential oils, to…
Button Badge - Ephemera Shit Show Range (Assorted) Button Badge - Ephemera Shit Show Range (Assorted)
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Show off your quirky/sarcastic/just plain weird side with these irreverent Welcome to the Shit Show button badges, with artwork from Ephemera! There are sixteen differing hilarious designs to choose from; please specify which badge you want at the special instructions at checkout. These badges would make for a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour! NOTE: The price is for ONE button badge. A…
Decision Dice Decision Dice
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If you used to be indecisive, but now you’re not so sure, this Decision Dice is here to help! With a shake and a roll, the choice is taken out of your hands and made for you. Procrastinators unite! Later. Dice is plastic and measures 2.5cm x 2.5cm x 2.5cm. 6 decisions: yes, no, today, next week, never, and sleep on it. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts…
Desk Sign - A. Legend Desk Sign - A. Legend
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Let your colleagues know that you're the real legend around these parts with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'A. Legend' in white on a deep red backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the legends in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both…
Desk Sign - Chief Entertainment Officer Desk Sign - Chief Entertainment Officer
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Let your colleagues know that you're the real CEO around these parts with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'Chief Entertainment Officer' in white on a deep blue backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the professional jokers in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun a…
Desk Sign - I Don`t Do Mornings Desk Sign - I Don`t Do Mornings
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Let your colleagues know that you're not one to talk to in the morning (or later, for that matter) with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'I Don't Do Mornings (Or Afternoons) in white on a red backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the night owls in your lives! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…
Desk Sign - I Love My Job Desk Sign - I Love My Job
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Keep this lovely little mantra in your mind during tough times at work with this 'I Love My Job* ...*At 5pm Friday' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic; the above phrase is engraved in white text on a navy blue backdrop, and would make for a great gift for the hard workers in your lives! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and…
Desk Sign - I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Desk Sign - I Speak Fluent Sarcasm
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Let your colleagues know that you might be sincere about 20% of the time with this funky 'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' desk sign! Crafted from thick matte plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a black backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great gift for the sarcastic prick in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of f…
Desk Sign - Office Gossip Queen Desk Sign - Office Gossip Queen
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Steer clear of whoever has this on their desk (or don't and go there for the TEA); with this funky 'Office Gossip Queen' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with the phrase in black on an orange backdrop, this desk sign would make a great gift for the serial gossiper in your lives! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of…
Desk Sign - Overworked and Underpaid Desk Sign - Overworked and Underpaid
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The most relatable desk sign in the entire world, and probably one that almost everyone should display on their desk; this 'Overworked and Underpaid' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a turquoise green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for like, literally anyone ever. Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...…
Desk Sign - Silence Is Golden Desk Sign - Silence Is Golden
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Let your colleagues know that your desk area is not the place to chat with this funky 'Silence is Golden. Don't Spoil It' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic and engraved with the phrase in white text on a purple backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the beleaguered ever-bothered colleague or friend. Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bo…
Desktop Duck Shoot Stationery Set Desktop Duck Shoot Stationery Set
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Procrastinators of the world, unite! If you're in need of a new way to put off your responsibilities and shirk your workload, we've got you covered. This Desktop Duck Shoot is made from useful stationery bits and bobs, so you'll have a legitimate reason to keep it on your desk - but we all know you'll be using it for some light stress relief. Use the included plastic pieces and pencil to fashion a…
Dictator Eraser Dictator Eraser
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Achieve autocratic rulership over your writing and Kim Jong-Un-do your errors with this politically incorrect Dictator Eraser. Ideal for dealing with troublesome pencils who move too freely or write outside their borders, make mistakes disappear under mysterious circumstances. Superior in every way to a weak, capitalist eraser, it is a proud, imperial red in colour. Erase all who oppose! Nukes sol…
Eureka Back Scratcher (Telescopic) Eureka Back Scratcher (Telescopic)
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Satisfy those annoying itches when you're out and about with this fantastically handy telescopic back scratcher from the Eureka range! This scratcher, with a rake-head attachment, features a telescopic neck, to get to those hard-to-reach places. This fun little doo-dad would make for a great gift for the perpetually itchy in your lives! Measurements: 15cm (H) x 3cm (W) x 1.5cm (D). See the rest of…
Eureka Mini Back Scratcher Keyring Eureka Mini Back Scratcher Keyring
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Satisfy those annoying itches when you're out and about with this fantastically handy mini back scratcher keyring from the Eureka range! This little scratcher, with a rake-head attachment, is fixed to a silver keychain for extra portability; and features a telescopic neck, to get to those hard-to-reach places. This fun little doo-dad would make for a great gift for the perpetually itchy in your li…
Excuses Dice Excuses Dice
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If you’re one of those people whose motto is, “Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come!” then this Excuses Dice will help you come up with a more varied (and believable) series of excuses for things you just can’t face. Introverts unite! But separately, in your own homes. Dice is plastic and measures 2.5cm x 2.5cm x 2.5cm. 6 excuses: lost my keys, washing my hair, overslept, dog’s birthday, abducted…
Finger Feet Finger Feet
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These are tiny foot-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like taking your hand for a walk. Finger Feet are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a SINGLE foot! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selection will be sent…
Finger Hands Finger Hands
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Need a hand? These are tiny hand-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like two hands just aren't enough. Finger Hands are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a single hand! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selectio…
Gay Bar Soap Gay Bar Soap
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Which would you prefer; a fight club, or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, you’ll love this kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom - Gay Bar (of soap). Everyone is welcomed with (clean and rose-scented) open arms at the Gay Bar. Warning: not suitable for people uncomfortable with their sexuality. Soap measures 9cm x 6cm x 3cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky…
Dinosaur - Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet Dinosaur - Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet
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The nostalgic childhood favourite magic crystal growing tree gets an update in the form of this cool Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet! Included in the pack is a dinosaur model and magic crystal solution. After assembling your dinosaur model, you add the solution to start growing crystals all over his body! The crystals grow over the course of 12-36 hours. This makes a great gift for the budding…
Grow Your Own Llama Crystal Pet Grow Your Own Llama Crystal Pet
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Create your own pet llama with this crystal growing kit! Simply stand the llama in a small dish of water, add the crystal solution, and watch the gem fur grow! A suitable cool desktop companion for the llama fan, science nerd, or crystal buff in your life! Presentation box measures 16cm x 12cm x 4cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both online and in…
Hand Soap - Rainbow Hand Soap - Rainbow
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Look after your hands and inject a pop of colour in your bathroom with this funky tropical scented rainbow soap! This rectangular rainbow soap bar would make for a great gift for rainbow and colour lovers, and also works as a show of pride for our hygienic LGBTQ+ folks! Soap measures 9cm x 6cm x 3cm. Packaged in a cardboard protective window box. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Stearyl Stearate, Xylitol, P…

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