Novelty
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Show off your quirky/sarcastic/just plain weird side with these irreverent Welcome to the Shit Show button badges, with artwork from Ephemera! There are sixteen differing hilarious designs to choose from; please specify which badge you want at the special instructions at checkout. These badges would make for a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour! NOTE: The price is for ONE button badge. A…
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Let your colleagues know that you might be sincere about 20% of the time with this funky 'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' desk sign! Crafted from thick matte plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a black backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great gift for the sarcastic prick in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of f…
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The most relatable desk sign in the entire world, and probably one that almost everyone should display on their desk; this 'Overworked and Underpaid' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a turquoise green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for like, literally anyone ever. Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...…
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Let your colleagues know that you're a grammar police officer and WILL be correcting them with this fun desk sign. Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with 'Silently Correcting Your Grammar' in white on a green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a fun little gift for the professional editors in your life! Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…
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Some colleagues are so ungrateful, aren't they? Show them what they're taking for granted with this fun 'You Are So Lucky To Work With Me' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and with the phrase engraved in black on a yellow backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for the greatest worker of all time. (All of us, right?) Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...gi…
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Achieve autocratic rulership over your writing and Kim Jong-Un-do your errors with this politically incorrect Dictator Eraser. Ideal for dealing with troublesome pencils who move too freely or write outside their borders, make mistakes disappear under mysterious circumstances. Superior in every way to a weak, capitalist eraser, it is a proud, imperial red in colour. Erase all who oppose! Nukes sol…
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These are tiny foot-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like taking your hand for a walk. Finger Feet are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a SINGLE foot! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selection will be sent…
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Need a hand? These are tiny hand-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like two hands just aren't enough. Finger Hands are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a single hand! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selectio…
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Which would you prefer; a fight club, or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, you’ll love this kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom - Gay Bar (of soap). Everyone is welcomed with (clean and rose-scented) open arms at the Gay Bar. Warning: not suitable for people uncomfortable with their sexuality. Soap measures 9cm x 6cm x 3cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky…
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The nostalgic childhood favourite magic crystal growing tree gets an update in the form of this cool Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet! Included in the pack is a dinosaur model and magic crystal solution. After assembling your dinosaur model, you add the solution to start growing crystals all over his body! The crystals grow over the course of 12-36 hours. This makes a great gift for the budding…
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Create your own pet llama with this crystal growing kit! Simply stand the llama in a small dish of water, add the crystal solution, and watch the gem fur grow! A suitable cool desktop companion for the llama fan, science nerd, or crystal buff in your life! Presentation box measures 16cm x 12cm x 4cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both online and in…
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Zap some stress away with this adorable calm Meow-ditation Cat Stress Toy! This foamy feline is fully moulded, with pointed ears and a curled tail, and is vivid orange like your favourite tabby cat. A perfect little novelty stress toy for the angry cat lovers out there! Measurements: 14cm x 9.5cm x 7.5cm. Foam. Not suitable for children under 3; they might eat it. ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…
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The humble garden gnome, the legendary earth guardian who protects gardens big and small, has been recreated in miniature form, ready to protect your plant pots from pests and peril! But beware! This set of four mini plant pot gnomes are so cute they’re at high risk of being gnome-napped! Box contains four plastic and resin gnomes measuring 3cm x 6cm in orange, yellow, green and blue. ...give the…
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Made a covfefe? Don’t know how to write good? Take a leaf out of this fearless leader's book and pretend it didn't happen with this novelty Trump eraser. Ideal for bigly errors and suitable for those with slightly-smaller-than-large sized hands, it is a beautiful, healthy, spray-tan orange in colour. Erase fake news and make paper great again! Eraser measures 9cm x 5cm and comes in a gift box. ...…
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Will this set of 100 Cat Jokes have you laughing or cringing? Packaged in a cat-tastic cat shaped box, the jokes are printed on cute cat face cards and make the funniest feline gift for cat lovers of all ages. Joke cards measure 7.5cm x 7cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see more cat and dog themed gifts, visit our Cat and Dog section, or visit our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK. ...…
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You won’t brie-lieve how grate these 100 Cheesy Jokes are – they’re just that gouda! (Okay, we’ll stop now). Each joke is printed onto a cheese slice for maximum cheesiness, and they’re packaged in a cheese shaped box. Joke cards measure 13cm x 7.5cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see the rest of our novelty gifts check out the Novelty section of our online shop, or visit us in store. ...give…
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Get an earful of corny humour with this box of 100 Corny Jokes! Packaged in a cob shaped box, the jokes are printed on cute corncob cards and make a great gift for kids and adults of all ages. Joke cards measure 11.5cm x 2.5cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see the rest of our novelty gifts check out the Novelty section of our online shop, or visit us in store. ...give the dog a bone stocks a…
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Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year. Have an absolutely pants time with this set of 100 Pants Jokes, printed on pants shaped cards and presented in a pants shaped box. Yup. That’s a lot of pants. Joke cards measure 9cm x 7cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see the rest of our novelty gifts check out the Novelty section of our online shop, or visit us in store.
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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly never had diarrhoea (we’re sorry, we’re sorry!) but you’ll surely get a laugh (or a groan) out of these Ridley's 100 Poo Jokes, packaged in a poo shaped box. Hmm. Not a phrase I was expecting to type when I started writing the descriptions for our website this morning. Jokes are printed on cards measuring 9cm x 8cm and come packaged in a gift box.…
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Running Press Mini Kit - Bonsai Invite tranquility into your home or workplace with your very own desktop bonsai tree – a pint-sized masterpiece that brings peace and green vibes! Cultivate your calm and watch your tiny tree flourish. With a little thyme and patience, you’ll leaf your worries behind as you nurture this miniature marvel. Branch out your gardening skills and enjoy the serene art of…
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Running Press Mini Kit - Cat-A-Pult Traditionally catapults have been used for propelling arrows, darts, and stones, but this purr-ticularly unique desktop game with a cat lover's twist lets you fling three felines into the air and see if you can land them on the bullseye landing mat. A claw-some gag gift or a delightful self-purchase for kitty enthusiasts, it comes with an instructional mini book…
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Running Press Mini Kit - Chonk Cats Nesting Dolls Chonky cats, beloved internet sensations, are now yours to cherish in this charming set. Express your love for pudgy cats with these Chonk Cat Nesting Dolls – a purrfectly delightful twist on the viral chonk cat trend! Modelled upon traditional nesting Russian dolls, cat lovers and chonk enthusiasts alike can embrace their love for chub-tastic cats…
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Running Press Mini Kit - Dancing with Jesus Add a touch of divine comedy to your day and bust some moves with the original Lord of the Dance! This Dancing with Jesus bobbling figurine is equipped with a suction cup so you can stick it to your desk or dashboard and is accompanied by a miniature version of the original Dancing with Jesus book, detailing 10 heavenly dance moves like the Water Walk, t…
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Running Press Mini Kit - Desktop Golf Fore-get your worries and enjoy a quick round of golf anytime with the Desktop Golf Mini Kit – the ultimate desk accessory for golf enthusiasts. Perfect for the office or home, this kit lets you take a break and get into the swing of things. Putt away your stress and bring a bit of the green to your desk. It’s a hole-in-one gift for any golf lover! Mini Deskto…