Novelty

Show off your quirky/sarcastic/just plain weird side with these irreverent Welcome to the Shit Show button badges, with artwork from Ephemera! There are sixteen differing hilarious designs to choose from; please specify which badge you want at the special instructions at checkout. These badges would make for a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour! NOTE: The price is for ONE button badge. A…

The most relatable desk sign in the entire world, and probably one that almost everyone should display on their desk; this 'Overworked and Underpaid' desk sign! Crafted from thick glossy plastic, and engraved with the above phrase in white on a turquoise green backdrop, this desk sign would make for a great little gift for like, literally anyone ever. Measurements: 4cm (H) x 9cm (W) x 3cm (D). ...…

These are tiny foot-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like taking your hand for a walk. Finger Feet are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a SINGLE foot! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selection will be sent…

Need a hand? These are tiny hand-shaped finger puppets, perfect for when you feel like two hands just aren't enough. Finger Hands are a popular, fun, novelty item, perfect meme material if you need it! These would make a brilliant little novelty gift for the comedian in your life! Measurements: 4". PLEASE NOTE price is for a single hand! We have two colour types; white and brown; a random selectio…

Which would you prefer; a fight club, or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, you’ll love this kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom - Gay Bar (of soap). Everyone is welcomed with (clean and rose-scented) open arms at the Gay Bar. Warning: not suitable for people uncomfortable with their sexuality. Soap measures 9cm x 6cm x 3cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky…

The nostalgic childhood favourite magic crystal growing tree gets an update in the form of this cool Grow Your Own Dinosaur Crystal Pet! Included in the pack is a dinosaur model and magic crystal solution. After assembling your dinosaur model, you add the solution to start growing crystals all over his body! The crystals grow over the course of 12-36 hours. This makes a great gift for the budding…

Create your own pet llama with this crystal growing kit! Simply stand the llama in a small dish of water, add the crystal solution, and watch the gem fur grow! A suitable cool desktop companion for the llama fan, science nerd, or crystal buff in your life! Presentation box measures 16cm x 12cm x 4cm. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both online and in…

Zap some stress away with this adorable calm Meow-ditation Cat Stress Toy! This foamy feline is fully moulded, with pointed ears and a curled tail, and is vivid orange like your favourite tabby cat. A perfect little novelty stress toy for the angry cat lovers out there! Measurements: 14cm x 9.5cm x 7.5cm. Foam. Not suitable for children under 3; they might eat it. ...give the dog a bone stocks a g…

The humble garden gnome, the legendary earth guardian who protects gardens big and small, has been recreated in miniature form, ready to protect your plant pots from pests and peril! But beware! This set of four mini plant pot gnomes are so cute they’re at high risk of being gnome-napped! Box contains four plastic and resin gnomes measuring 3cm x 6cm in orange, yellow, green and blue. ...give the…

Will this set of 100 Cat Jokes have you laughing or cringing? Packaged in a cat-tastic cat shaped box, the jokes are printed on cute cat face cards and make the funniest feline gift for cat lovers of all ages. Joke cards measure 7.5cm x 7cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see more cat and dog themed gifts, visit our Cat and Dog section, or visit our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK. ...…

You won’t brie-lieve how grate these 100 Cheesy Jokes are – they’re just that gouda! (Okay, we’ll stop now). Each joke is printed onto a cheese slice for maximum cheesiness, and they’re packaged in a cheese shaped box. Joke cards measure 13cm x 7.5cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see the rest of our novelty gifts check out the Novelty section of our online shop, or visit us in store. ...give…

Get an earful of corny humour with this box of 100 Corny Jokes! Packaged in a cob shaped box, the jokes are printed on cute corncob cards and make a great gift for kids and adults of all ages. Joke cards measure 11.5cm x 2.5cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see the rest of our novelty gifts check out the Novelty section of our online shop, or visit us in store. ...give the dog a bone stocks a…

Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year. Have an absolutely pants time with this set of 100 Pants Jokes, printed on pants shaped cards and presented in a pants shaped box. Yup. That’s a lot of pants. Joke cards measure 9cm x 7cm and come packaged in a gift box. To see the rest of our novelty gifts check out the Novelty section of our online shop, or visit us in store.

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly never had diarrhoea (we’re sorry, we’re sorry!) but you’ll surely get a laugh (or a groan) out of these Ridley's 100 Poo Jokes, packaged in a poo shaped box. Hmm. Not a phrase I was expecting to type when I started writing the descriptions for our website this morning. Jokes are printed on cards measuring 9cm x 8cm and come packaged in a gift box.…

Running Press Mini Kit - Dancing with Jesus Add a touch of divine comedy to your day and bust some moves with the original Lord of the Dance! This Dancing with Jesus bobbling figurine is equipped with a suction cup so you can stick it to your desk or dashboard and is accompanied by a miniature version of the original Dancing with Jesus book, detailing 10 heavenly dance moves like the Water Walk, t…

Running Press Mini Kit - Desktop Ping Pong Ping pong your way to a stress-free break and bring the thrill of the game to your desk with this Desktop Ping Pong Set – the perfect portable game for any table tennis enthusiast! This mini ping pong set includes everything you need to start a competitive game in minutes, so whether you're looking to serve up some fun at the office or enjoy a quick match…

Running Press Mini Kit - Jurassic Terrarium Whether you're a budding palaeontologist or just love all things green, this Jurassic Terrarium kit is sure to tickle your tricera-tops! Perfect for your desk, shelf, or any space that needs a touch of prehistoric charm, this dino-mite kit includes everything you need to create and display your own adorable miniature dinosaur terrarium, including a littl…

Running Press Mini Kit - This is Fine Bring one of the internet's most iconic and relatable memes to life with the official This Is Fine Mini Kit! Perfect for fans of internet humour and anyone who has ever felt like everything is falling apart, this kit features the beloved Question Hound from the famous "On Fire" comic strip. Accompanied by a full colour, illustrated mini book presenting hilario…

Running Press Mini Kit - Twister Perfect for those with fidgety fingers, this officially licensed Mini Twister Kit is a finger-sized format of the iconic game and brings all the fun and laughter of the original TWISTER to your fingertips. Perfectly portable, you can enjoy this nostalgic game anywhere, anytime. Perfect as a gift or a fun addition to your own game collection, the Mini Twister Kit br…

Running Press Mini Kit - Zoltar Bring a touch of magic and mystique to your home or office with the Mini Zoltar Kit! Inspired by the beloved all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, this one-of-a-kind mini Zoltar delivers his wise fortunes with a touch of light and sound, making it the perfect addition to any space. Officially licensed and authentically detailed, Mini Zoltar speaks a handful of wis…

Don’t get in a pickle! Keep cool as a cucumber and squeeze that stress away with the Stress Pickle, here to help you dill with all your problems – the ultimate gift for pickle lovers everywhere. Comes in cardboard packaging. Measures approximately 13cm long. ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both online and in store in our shop based in York, UK.