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Heat Changing Mug - Bob Ross Heat Changing Mug - Bob Ross
£13.99
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Experience the Joy of Drinking with this amazing heat changing Bob Ross Joy of Painting mug! This neat mug shows our man, Bob Ross, on one side, and a banner with the words 'We Don't Make Mistakes. We Have Happy Accidents' on the other side. When filled with hot liquid, the black backdrop magically transforms into one of Mr. Ross' stunning landscape paintings! This mug would make for a great gift…
Heat Changing Mug - Climate Change Heat Changing Mug - Climate Change
£12.99
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A somewhat weirdly heavy-hitting mug, this Climate Change heat changing mug shows off an image of the Earth with tide and elevation markings, as it is now. When filled with hot liquid, the polar ice caps begin to melt, rising the sea levels and drowning the coastlines and coastal cities. This mug would make for a great fit for any geology and geography fans, and a great little conversation starter…
Heat Changing Mug - Constellations Heat Changing Mug - Constellations
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Astronomers and astrologers, this heat changing Constellations mug was crafted especially for you! This black star-strewn mug, when filled with hot liquid, comes to life with eleven drawn illustrated constellations connecting the stars together, with names underneath each constellation. Included Constellations: Cassiopeia, Perseus, Sagittarius, Hercules, Andromeda, Scorpius, Taurus, Ursa Major, Ur…
Heat Changing Mug - Disappearing Cheshire Cat Heat Changing Mug - Disappearing Cheshire Cat
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Bring some of Wonderland home with you with this officially licensed Alice in Wonderland Disappearing Cheshire Cat heat changing mug! This mug features a wraparound illustration of when Alice meets the Cheshire Cat in the original novel in black and white woodcutting effects, with a painted black handle and black inner, along with the words; “Well, I've Often Seen A Cat Without A Grin, But A Grin…
Heat Changing Mug - Disappearing Dinosaurs Heat Changing Mug - Disappearing Dinosaurs
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Aspiring palaeontologists and dinosaur lovers, we have the perfect mug for you with this heat changing Disappearing Dinosaurs mug from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This mug features a wraparound design of dinosaurs in their tropical environment, but pour some hot water in and watch as the dinosaurs turn into their skeleton fossilised forms in a museum-like environment. Did we just time trav…
Heat Changing Mug - Planets Heat Changing Mug - Planets
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Astronomers and astronauts, space travellers and earth-bound dreamers, this heat changing Planets mug was crafted especially for you! This mug features a wraparound design of our solar system in full colour, and when filled with hot liquid, is added by a LOT of textual information regarding our wonderful and scary space! Charts, timelines, geological info, and other galactic factoids makes this mu…
Lip Balm - Frida Kahlo (Citrus) Lip Balm - Frida Kahlo (Citrus)
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Use this Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams lip balm to paint your own lips in tropical Kahlo style! This standard-sized balm is mixed with fragrances and tastes of citrus fruits, lemon, orange and lime, to give a summery vibe to your daily makeup. A perfect little token for any fans of Frida Kahlo! Frida Kahlo was and is a renowned feminist artist hailing from Mexico; and has written and produce…
Lip Balm - Trump Impeachmint (Peach & Mint) Lip Balm - Trump Impeachmint (Peach & Mint)
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Don't worry if your lips are dry and cracked before your latest press conference, this Impeachment Lip Balm from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild is here to help! This funny novelty lip balm celebrates the impeachment of President Donald Trump, in justifying and victorious flavour of peppermint! You definitely need some soft lips to do the amount of butt kissing required in politics. This novelt…
Magnetic Playset - Frida Kahlo`s Frocks and Smocks Magnetic Playset - Frida Kahlo`s Frocks and Smocks
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Bring some interactive play to your convenient magnetic surfaces with this Frida Kahlo Frocks and Smocks Magnetic Playset from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This playset includes a Frida Kahlo cutout, and plenty of outfits and accessories to dress her up with, ranging from mildly serious and grounded, to outlandish and weird, which is what Frida would have wanted. This playset would make for…
Magnetic Playset - What Would Jesus Wear? Magnetic Playset - What Would Jesus Wear?
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Struggling to figure out what to wear? Ask for the help of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost with this hilarious What Would Jesus Wear Magnetic Playset from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This novelty set includes our man, JC, and plenty of outfits and accessories to dress Him up with, ranging from mildly serious and grounded, to outlandish and weird, which is what Mr. Christ would have wanted.…
Mints in Tin - Alice in Wonderland Enchantmints Mints in Tin - Alice in Wonderland Enchantmints
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Keep your breath nice and fresh for your meetings with Wonderland royalty with this cute little tin of Alice in Wonderland peppermint mints, from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild. This would make for a great little token gift for any Alice in Wonderland fans and halitosis-ridden loved ones. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, Artificial and Natural Flavouring (Other), Magnesium Steara…
Mints in Tin - Bob Ross Happy Little Mints Mints in Tin - Bob Ross Happy Little Mints
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Keep your breath minty fresh during those long painting sessions with these Bob Ross Happy Little Mints from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! These little peppermint mints with keepsake tin would make for a great gift for any Bob Ross fans, and halitosis-ridden loved ones. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, Artificial and Natural Flavouring (Other), Magnesium Stearate, Acesulfame Po…
Mints in Tin - Messiah Mints Mints in Tin - Messiah Mints
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You can't go to confession with stinky breath! Perk up the holy way with these Messiah Mints from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This little keepsake tin of peppermint mints would make for a great gift for the halitosis-ridden Christians and Jesus bros in your lives! Ingredients: Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, Artificial and Natural Flavouring (Other), Magnesium Stearate, Acesulfame Potass…
Mints in Tin - Star Trek Dilithium Crystals Mints in Tin - Star Trek Dilithium Crystals
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Keep your breath minty and fresh on those long-haul space flights with this fun tin of Star Trek Dilithium Crystals from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! These pink peppermints, fresh from the warp core, would make for a perfect little token gift for any fans of Star Trek, and guaranteed to keep your breath fusion-fresh! Ingredients: Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, Artificial and Natural Flav…
Mug - Frida Kahlo Mug - Frida Kahlo
£11.99
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Celebrate the works of Frida Kahlo with this stunning tropical Frida mug from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This blue mug is adorned and emblazoned with a collage of tropical flora and fauna, with Frida in the middle in all her flower-crowned glory. A banner printed on either side in English and Spanish reads; “I never painted my dreams, I only painted my own reality.” / “Nunca pinté mis sue…
Mug - Geologic Time Mug - Geologic Time
£12.99
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Have some education with your morning cuppa with this neat Geologic Time mug from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This brightly-coloured mug features a wraparound design of a cross-section of the Earth, listed with era, epoch and eon names, scattered with fossils, and intersped with historic findings and approximate important events in the history of Earth. Inside the mug at the bottom, a secr…
Passport Notebook (Small) - Area 51 Passport Notebook (Small) - Area 51
£3.99
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Let's head to Area 51 and look for proof of extraterrestrials, they can't stop all of us! This fun little Area 51 Passport Notebook from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild has plenty of gridded paper pages inside for you to jot down your secret investigative scrawls, as well as Traveller's Tips for Area 51 on the back flysheet, and a faux Area 51 passport/identification page at the front, you know…
Passport Notebook (Small) - Captain`s Log (Star Trek) Passport Notebook (Small) - Captain`s Log (Star Trek)
£3.99
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Jot down your interstellar travelling notes and disgruntled red shirt employee feedback in this snazzy officially licensed Star Trek Captain's Log Passport Notebook, from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This notebook features lined paper pages with a stardate and location section, a Captain identification page on the front flysheet with the Prime Directive notes, and a fold-o…
Passport Notebook (Small) - Engineering (Star Trek) Passport Notebook (Small) - Engineering (Star Trek)
£3.99
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Jot down all of your Enterprise errors and mathematical D.I.Y equations with this funky officially licensed Star Trek Engineering Notebook! This notebook features blue gridded paper pages inside, with a space for identification along with quotes from the Star Trek crew on the reverse front page, and a fold-out section at the back pages that features schematics for a phaser, tricorder, and fleet co…
Passport Notebook (Small) - Mars Passport Notebook (Small) - Mars
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Even Perseverance needs a notebook for all it's notes! This Mars Passport Notebook from the folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild features burnished red pages with grids, for all your space maths, some Traveller's Tips for Mars at the back page, and a faux passport/identification page at the front, for the well-known Earth-Mars toll booth and airport. This funky little notebook would make fo…
Passport Notebook (Small) - Moon Passport Notebook (Small) - Moon
£3.99
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Note down your adventures on our Moon with this handy Moon Passport Notebook from the folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This notebook features lined paper pages inside, with a faux Moon passport/identification page at the front, and a fold-out map of the Near and Far Sides of the Moon with additional moon phases information and naming labels, and moon mission factoids! This little noteb…
Passport Notebook (Small) - Stargazing Passport Notebook (Small) - Stargazing
£3.99
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Everything you could ever need for a night out stargazing, this wonderfully detailed little Stargazing Passport Notebook from the folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild is jam-packed with facts and activities! This notebook features a front page with a Moon Phases chart and a list of dates for total lunar eclipses, along with an activity section at the back, with a list and images of popular…
Passport Notebook (Small) - Wonderland (Alice in Wonderland) Passport Notebook (Small) - Wonderland (Alice in Wonderland)
£3.99
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You can't just come in and out of Wonderland when you please, Alice, you need a Wonderland Passport Notebook from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This cute little notebook features pink lined paper pages with playing card embellishments for you to note down all those awkward riddles everyone speaks in, along with a faux passport/identification page at the front, and a Travell…
Soap Bar - Alice in Wonderland Soap Bar - Alice in Wonderland
£3.99
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Spruce up your bathroom sink with this snazzy little Alice in Wonderland Tiny Little Hand Soap from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This soap is infused with fragrances of florals, and rejuvenating cocoa Shea butter to help keep your hands soft. A perfect little token for any Alice in Wonderland fans! Measurements: 6cm (L) x 4.5cm (W) x 2.5cm (D). Ingredients: Ocean Riche Veg…

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