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Heat Changing Mug - Climate Change Heat Changing Mug - Climate Change
£12.99
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A somewhat weirdly heavy-hitting mug, this Climate Change heat changing mug shows off an image of the Earth with tide and elevation markings, as it is now. When filled with hot liquid, the polar ice caps begin to melt, rising the sea levels and drowning the coastlines and coastal cities. This mug would make for a great fit for any geology and geography fans, and a great little conversation starter…
Heat Changing Mug - Planets Heat Changing Mug - Planets
£12.99
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Astronomers and astronauts, space travellers and earth-bound dreamers, this heat changing Planets mug was crafted especially for you! This mug features a wraparound design of our solar system in full colour, and when filled with hot liquid, is added by a LOT of textual information regarding our wonderful and scary space! Charts, timelines, geological info, and other galactic factoids makes this mu…
Lip Balm - Frida Kahlo (Citrus) Lip Balm - Frida Kahlo (Citrus)
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Use this Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams lip balm to paint your own lips in tropical Kahlo style! This standard-sized balm is mixed with fragrances and tastes of citrus fruits, lemon, orange and lime, to give a summery vibe to your daily makeup. A perfect little token for any fans of Frida Kahlo! Frida Kahlo was and is a renowned feminist artist hailing from Mexico; and has written and produce…
Lip Balm - Trump Impeachmint (Peach & Mint) Lip Balm - Trump Impeachmint (Peach & Mint)
£3.99
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Don't worry if your lips are dry and cracked before your latest press conference, this Impeachment Lip Balm from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild is here to help! This funny novelty lip balm celebrates the impeachment of President Donald Trump, in justifying and victorious flavour of peppermint! You definitely need some soft lips to do the amount of butt kissing required in politics. This novelt…
Mints in Tin - Alice in Wonderland Enchantmints Mints in Tin - Alice in Wonderland Enchantmints
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Keep your breath nice and fresh for your meetings with Wonderland royalty with this cute little tin of Alice in Wonderland peppermint mints, from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild. This would make for a great little token gift for any Alice in Wonderland fans and halitosis-ridden loved ones. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, Artificial and Natural Flavouring (Other), Magnesium Steara…
Mints in Tin - Star Trek Dilithium Crystals Mints in Tin - Star Trek Dilithium Crystals
£3.99
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Keep your breath minty and fresh on those long-haul space flights with this fun tin of Star Trek Dilithium Crystals from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! These pink peppermints, fresh from the warp core, would make for a perfect little token gift for any fans of Star Trek, and guaranteed to keep your breath fusion-fresh! Ingredients: Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, Artificial and Natural Flav…
Passport Notebook (Small) - Area 51 Passport Notebook (Small) - Area 51
£3.99
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Let's head to Area 51 and look for proof of extraterrestrials, they can't stop all of us! This fun little Area 51 Passport Notebook from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild has plenty of gridded paper pages inside for you to jot down your secret investigative scrawls, as well as Traveller's Tips for Area 51 on the back flysheet, and a faux Area 51 passport/identification page at the front, you know…
Passport Notebook (Small) - Moon Passport Notebook (Small) - Moon
£3.99
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Note down your adventures on our Moon with this handy Moon Passport Notebook from the folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This notebook features lined paper pages inside, with a faux Moon passport/identification page at the front, and a fold-out map of the Near and Far Sides of the Moon with additional moon phases information and naming labels, and moon mission factoids! This little noteb…
Soap Bar - Alice in Wonderland Soap Bar - Alice in Wonderland
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Spruce up your bathroom sink with this snazzy little Alice in Wonderland Tiny Little Hand Soap from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This soap is infused with fragrances of florals, and rejuvenating cocoa Shea butter to help keep your hands soft. A perfect little token for any Alice in Wonderland fans! Measurements: 6cm (L) x 4.5cm (W) x 2.5cm (D). Ingredients: Ocean Riche Veg…
Soap Bar - Bob Ross Joy of Bathing Soap Bar - Bob Ross Joy of Bathing
£3.99
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Spruce up your bathroom sink with this snazzy little Bob Ross Joy of Bathing Soap from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This soap is infused with fragrances of honey and oatmeal, and rejuvenating cocoa Shea butter to help keep your hands soft. A perfect little token for any Bob Ross fans! Measurements: 6cm (L) x 4.5cm (W) x 2.5cm (D). Ingredients: Vegetable Soap Base, Glycerin…
Soap Bar - Frida Kahlo Soap Bar - Frida Kahlo
£3.99
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Spruce up your bathroom sink with this snazzy little Frida Kahlo Fragrant Bath Bar Soap from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This soap is infused with fragrances of passionflower and olive, and rejuvenating cocoa Shea butter to help keep your hands soft. A perfect little token for any Frida Kahlo fans! Measurements: 6cm (L) x 4.5cm (W) x 2.5cm (D). Ingredients: Vegetable Soap…
Soap Bar - Trump`s Small Hand Soap Soap Bar - Trump`s Small Hand Soap
£3.99
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Make fun of the worst Orange Man around and keep your hands clean while you do it with this hilarious Trump's Small Hand Soap from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild. This soap is infused with fragrances of cucumber and olive, and rejuvenating cocoa Shea butter to help keep your hands soft. A perfect little token for any Trump haters! (so quite a few people, we hope!) Measurement…
Sticky Note Book - Dinosaurs Sticky Note Book - Dinosaurs
£7.99
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Stay organised in style with this handy Dinosaurs themed sticky note book from the folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This hardback booklet includes thick wads of five differing shaped and laser-cut designs; a 'While You Were Out' memo sheet to complete in case of surprise dino attacks or meteor strikes, a Tyrannosaurus Rex shaped note, and a Velociraptor shaped note, both of which have…
Sticky Note Book - Frida Kahlo Sticky Note Book - Frida Kahlo
£7.99
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Stay organised in artistic style with this Frida Kahlo themed sticky note book from the folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This hardback booklet includes thick wads of seven differing shaped and laser-cut designs; five separate coloured markers (red, green, blue, orange, yellow), a large painting Frida print note, and a smaller artists palette memo note. This would make for a great littl…
Sticky Note Book - Moonstruck Sticky Note Book - Moonstruck
£7.99
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Stay as organised as the guys at N.A.S.A with this Moonstruck Memo sticky note book from the glorious geeks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This hardback booklet includes thick wads of seven differing laser-cut and printed sticky notes; two sides of our glorious Moon for a large circular note, a Moon Landing rectangular note with quotes, and four marker notes, one with a Moon Rover, one wit…

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