Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Bring some of Wonderland home with you with this officially licensed Alice in Wonderland Disappearing Cheshire Cat heat changing mug! This mug features a wraparound illustration of when Alice meets the Cheshire Cat in the original novel in black and white woodcutting effects, with a painted black handle and black inner, along with the words; “Well, I've Often Seen A Cat Without A Grin, But A Grin…

Keep your breath minty fresh during those long painting sessions with these Bob Ross Happy Little Mints from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! These little peppermint mints with keepsake tin would make for a great gift for any Bob Ross fans, and halitosis-ridden loved ones. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, Artificial and Natural Flavouring (Other), Magnesium Stearate, Acesulfame Po…

Spruce up your bathroom sink with this snazzy little Bob Ross Joy of Bathing Soap from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This soap is infused with fragrances of honey and oatmeal, and rejuvenating cocoa Shea butter to help keep your hands soft. A perfect little token for any Bob Ross fans! Measurements: 6cm (L) x 4.5cm (W) x 2.5cm (D). Ingredients: Vegetable Soap Base, Glycerin…

Stay organised in style with this handy Bob Ross themed sticky note book from the folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This hardback booklet includes thick wads of four differing shaped and laser-cut designs; Bob Ross painting a blue clouded sky, Bob's signed easel, an ocean marker with the quote 'Let's Get A Little Crazy Here', and a mountain marker with the quote 'I Like Mountains'. Us t…

Celebrate the works of Frida Kahlo with this stunning tropical Frida mug from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This blue mug is adorned and emblazoned with a collage of tropical flora and fauna, with Frida in the middle in all her flower-crowned glory. A banner printed on either side in English and Spanish reads; “I never painted my dreams, I only painted my own reality.” / “Nunca pinté mis sue…

Have some education with your morning cuppa with this neat Geologic Time mug from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This brightly-coloured mug features a wraparound design of a cross-section of the Earth, listed with era, epoch and eon names, scattered with fossils, and intersped with historic findings and approximate important events in the history of Earth. Inside the mug at the bottom, a secr…

A somewhat weirdly heavy-hitting mug, this Climate Change heat changing mug shows off an image of the Earth with tide and elevation markings, as it is now. When filled with hot liquid, the polar ice caps begin to melt, rising the sea levels and drowning the coastlines and coastal cities. This mug would make for a great fit for any geology and geography fans, and a great little conversation starter…

Astronomers and astrologers, this heat changing Constellations mug was crafted especially for you! This black star-strewn mug, when filled with hot liquid, comes to life with eleven drawn illustrated constellations connecting the stars together, with names underneath each constellation. Included Constellations: Cassiopeia, Perseus, Sagittarius, Hercules, Andromeda, Scorpius, Taurus, Ursa Major, Ur…

Aspiring palaeontologists and dinosaur lovers, we have the perfect mug for you with this heat changing Disappearing Dinosaurs mug from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This mug features a wraparound design of dinosaurs in their tropical environment, but pour some hot water in and watch as the dinosaurs turn into their skeleton fossilised forms in a museum-like environment. Did we just time trav…

Astronomers and astronauts, space travellers and earth-bound dreamers, this heat changing Planets mug was crafted especially for you! This mug features a wraparound design of our solar system in full colour, and when filled with hot liquid, is added by a LOT of textual information regarding our wonderful and scary space! Charts, timelines, geological info, and other galactic factoids makes this mu…

Struggling to figure out what to wear? Ask for the help of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost with this hilarious What Would Jesus Wear Magnetic Playset from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This novelty set includes our man, JC, and plenty of outfits and accessories to dress Him up with, ranging from mildly serious and grounded, to outlandish and weird, which is what Mr. Christ would have wanted.…

Spruce up your bathroom sink with this snazzy little ...And Jesus Washed Soap from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This soap is infused with fragrances of almond and cocoa, and rejuvenating cocoa Shea butter to help keep your hands soft. A perfect little token for any sinners wishing to wash themselves clean! Measurements: 6cm (L) x 4.5cm (W) x 2.5cm (D). Ingredients: Vegetab…

Playing with this Star Trek Magnetic play set is more fun than a game of Dabo or Parrises squares! Complete with fifty mix 'n' match uniforms, characters, weapons, and accessories, this dress-up Star Trek set features Kirk and Spock and allows you to transform any magnetic surface into a classic Star Trek episode. With the inside of the packaging featuring an alien planet landscape for that truly…

Keep your breath minty fresh whilst boldly going where no one has gone before with these Star Trek Dilithium Crystal mints from the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! Fresh from the warp core, these pink peppermints are guaranteed to keep your breath fusion-fresh and come packaged in a little tin small enough to pop in the pockets of your form-fitting Starfleet uniform. Perfect for when you need to g…

You’ll be transported to a strange new world every time you take a sip from this amazing Star Trek Transporter Heat Change Mug. This glossy black mug features a design of an away team ready and waiting in the Transporter Room on one side, and an alien planet on the other: fill with a hot drink and watch as Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Lieutenant Uhura, and Dr. McCoy beam out of the Transporter Room an…

Jot down your mission observations and disgruntled red shirt crew feedback in this sleek officially licensed Star Trek Captain's Log Notebook from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild. The rich blue cover proudly displays a gold United Federation of Planets crest, whilst the lined pages operate in pairs, allowing you to record the stardate, location, log, and supplemental log for e…

Jot down your mission observations whilst you’re on an away mission in this sleek officially licensed Star Trek Captain's Log Pocket Notebook from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild. Small enough to fit in the pocket of your form-fitting Starfleet uniform, the rich blue cover proudly displays a gold United Federation of Planets crest, whilst the lined pages operate in pairs, allo…

Jot down the most querulous patients and exotic illnesses you encounter during your five-year mission in this sleek officially licensed Star Trek Medical Pocket Notebook from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild. Small enough to fit in the pocket of your form-fitting Starfleet uniform, the blue cover proudly displays a gold Starfleet Medical insignia, whilst the lined pages operate…

Sometimes a sonic shower just doesn’t cut the mustard, and the bath must be drawn here! This engaging Star Trek Soap is earl grey and bergamot scented to remind you of the iconic Jean-Luc Picard and his adventures on the Starship Enterprise. With rejuvenating shea butter to keep your skin soft, resistance is futile – pick one up today! Vegetable soap: the final frontier. These are the voyages of t…

Sometimes a sonic shower just doesn’t cut the mustard, and a bath is the only logical choice! This fascinating Star Trek Soap is Vulcan mint scented to remind you of the iconic Commander Spock and his adventures on the Starship Enterprise. The only proper way to cleanse yourself after Pon Farr or before Kolinahr, the oatmeal and peppermint leaves will gently exfoliate your emotions away, and the p…

Become your own chief of communications with this handy Star Trek themed sticky note book from the fine folks at the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild! This hardback booklet includes six differing laser-cut designs; Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Scotty Transporter marker notes, which alternate between occupied and empty as the crew beam up and down; a Starfleet emblem note, and a larger pink 'While You Wer…