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Men`s Crew Socks - Not Gonna Lie Men`s Crew Socks - Not Gonna Lie
£8.99
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“Not gonna lie, I just make shit up.” We all know someone who needs these socks. Hell, I should definitely get these. I’m not lying though when I say that Blue Q socks are some of the comfiest and softest socks available, and covered in brilliant sweary phrases. Try them yourself. Fits men’s show size 7 – 12. Made from 54% combed cotton, 43% nylon and 3% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of th…
Men`s Crew Socks - Worst Gift Ever Men`s Crew Socks - Worst Gift Ever
£8.99
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Socks were well known as a lazy gift, the sort of useful but unexciting thing your relatives would give you once you’d grown out of toys and they’d run out of ideas. That was before Blue Q reinvented Sock Cool with their range of hilarious, pretty and sweary foot fashion. And did we mention their socks are seriously comfy, to boot? This pair of men’s socks are a self-aware gift: yes, they’re socks…
Towel - Have You Tried Cheese? Towel - Have You Tried Cheese?
£9.99
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Cheeseheads, gather round. We all know cheese is the addictive gateway drug crafted by Satan himself, and we're glad the funny folk at BlueQ have also realised this. This amazing tea towel is super-absorbent, and made out of 100% unbleached cotton. This would make a perfect gift for any cheese-loving, Satan worshipping, kitchen owner. We're sure you can find someone to fill that criteria! Measurem…
Towel - Hot Buns Are Ready! Towel - Hot Buns Are Ready!
£9.99
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Be careful around that hot oven, you don't wanna burn ya buns! Look at the little butt! This wonderful little tea towel is super-absorbent, and made out of 100% unbleached cotton. A perfect fun little gift for anyone, unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements: 28” (height) x 21” (width). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both online and in stor…
Women`s Crew Socks - Cats! Cats! Caaaats!!! Women`s Crew Socks - Cats! Cats! Caaaats!!!
£8.99
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There’s cat lovers and then there’s Cat Lovers. These Blue Q socks are decorated with cartoons of the little critters and the word CATS with increasing numbers of vowels and decreasing semblance of sanity. Seriously comfy, these socks will keep your feet warm while you’re chasing after your purring prince or princess. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon, 2% spande…
Women`s Crew Socks - Delicate Fucking Flower Women`s Crew Socks - Delicate Fucking Flower
£8.99
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These comfy Blue Q socks are just the ticket if you’re a gentle soul who also gives no fucks. “I’m a delicate fucking flower”, they say, surrounded by colourful cartoon foliage – and you’d better be-fucking-lieve it. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors Without Borders. Please note there is…
Women`s Crew Socks - Girl Power Women`s Crew Socks - Girl Power
£8.99
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Put an empowering message on your feet and the feeling of being unstoppable will travel all up through your body. What powers you? “Motherfucking Girl Power!” These super comfy Blue Q socks will keep your toes warm while you kick in that glass ceiling. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors W…
Women`s Crew Socks - Take No Shit Women`s Crew Socks - Take No Shit
£8.99
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“Take no shit, give no fucks” is a useful motto. Wear these socks on days where you need a little reminder that you ain’t no walkover, and you can enjoy having confidence and seriously comfortable feet all day long. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 57% combed cotton, 41% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors Without Borders. Please note there is…
Women`s Crew Socks - What`s Your Superpower? Women`s Crew Socks - What`s Your Superpower?
£8.99
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You’re not ordinary, you’re extraordinary. And your superpower? “I’m a girl.” We’re sure Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel each have a pair of these incredible comfy socks somewhere under all the spandex. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors Without Borders. Please note there is…

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