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Men's Crew Socks - Hark! To The Microbrewery Men's Crew Socks - Hark! To The Microbrewery
£8.99
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The Romans gave Western civilization a lot of things – roads, aqueducts, miles, bloody great walls – so when a Roman rolls up in a chariot and orders you to the microbrewery, who are you to say no? Seriously comfy, with blue and green artwork, these socks will keep your toes warm during a night on the tiles. Fits men’s show size 7 – 12. Made from 54% combed cotton, 43% nylon and 3% spandex. Blue Q…
Men's Crew Socks - I Got This Men's Crew Socks - I Got This
£8.99
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It’s ok, he’s got this. Whatever “this” is. I’m not going to question the man waving a sword and riding a dinosaur but I’m sure everything will be ok. These Blue Q socks are so comfortable that you’ll relax whatever the emergency and save the day like the badass you are. Fits men’s show size 7 – 12. Made from 50% nylon, 47% combed cotton and 3% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks…
Men`s Crew Socks - Worst Gift Ever Men`s Crew Socks - Worst Gift Ever
£8.99
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Socks were well known as a lazy gift, the sort of useful but unexciting thing your relatives would give you once you’d grown out of toys and they’d run out of ideas. That was before Blue Q reinvented Sock Cool with their range of hilarious, pretty and sweary foot fashion. And did we mention their socks are seriously comfy, to boot? This pair of men’s socks are a self-aware gift: yes, they’re socks…
Towel - Hot Buns Are Ready! Towel - Hot Buns Are Ready!
£9.99
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Be careful around that hot oven, you don't wanna burn ya buns! Look at the little butt! This wonderful little tea towel is super-absorbent, and made out of 100% unbleached cotton. A perfect fun little gift for anyone, unless they have no sense of humour. Measurements: 28” (height) x 21” (width). ...give the dog a bone stocks a great selection of fun and cheeky Novelty Gifts both online and in stor…
Women's Crew Socks - Cats! Cats! Caaaats!!! Women's Crew Socks - Cats! Cats! Caaaats!!!
£8.99
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There’s cat lovers and then there’s Cat Lovers. These Blue Q socks are decorated with cartoons of the little critters and the word CATS with increasing numbers of vowels and decreasing semblance of sanity. Seriously comfy, these socks will keep your feet warm while you’re chasing after your purring prince or princess. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon, 2% spande…
Women's Crew Socks - Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks - Delicate Fucking Flower
£8.99
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These comfy Blue Q socks are just the ticket if you’re a gentle soul who also gives no fucks. “I’m a delicate fucking flower”, they say, surrounded by colourful cartoon foliage – and you’d better be-fucking-lieve it. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors Without Borders. Please note there is…
Women's Crew Socks - Fuck Off, I'm Reading Women's Crew Socks - Fuck Off, I'm Reading
£8.99
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Bookworms are solitary quiet types – until you interrupt them during a pivotal revelation 10 pages before their book ends. Heed the warning on these socks: “Fuck off, I’m reading”. Seriously comfortable, these blue socks will jazz up your feet and win the approval of authors and bookshop employees everywhere. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q…
Women's Crew Socks - Take No Shit Women's Crew Socks - Take No Shit
£8.99
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“Take no shit, give no fucks” is a useful motto. Wear these socks on days where you need a little reminder that you ain’t no walkover, and you can enjoy having confidence and seriously comfortable feet all day long. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 57% combed cotton, 41% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors Without Borders. Please note there is…
Women's Crew Socks - What's Your Superpower? Women's Crew Socks - What's Your Superpower?
£8.99
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You’re not ordinary, you’re extraordinary. And your superpower? “I’m a girl.” We’re sure Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel each have a pair of these incredible comfy socks somewhere under all the spandex. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 2% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctors Without Borders. Please note there is…
Women's Socks - My Cat is Cool as Fuck Women's Socks - My Cat is Cool as Fuck
£8.99
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Thanks to the internet, we’re able to see photos of many cool cats from all around the world – but are any of them really as cool as your cat? We thought not. These super comfy socks send a clear message: your cat may be cool but “My cat is cool as fuck”. Fits women’s shoe size 5 – 10. Made from 51% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 1% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks to support Doctor…

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