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BlueQ Chewing Gum - Delicate Fucking Flower BlueQ Chewing Gum - Delicate Fucking Flower
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Delicate Fucking Flower' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of floral illustrations and the quote 'I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower' scrawled in the middle, on both sides. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Ba…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Happy Gum BlueQ Chewing Gum - Happy Gum
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Happy Gum' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of rainbows and smiles and the quote 'Happy Gum (For Your Crappy Life)' printed in the middle, on both sides. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syru…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Here`s Your Gift... BlueQ Chewing Gum - Here`s Your Gift...
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Here's Your Gift...' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of blue, yellow, and red spots, with the phrase 'Here's Your Gift, Motherfucker' printed in script on both sides. A perfect gift, as BlueQ puts it, f…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - I `Am` The Secret Ingredient BlueQ Chewing Gum - I `Am` The Secret Ingredient
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of cinnamon-flavoured BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of a salt/sugar shaker with the phrase 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient' printed on both sides; with an included chocolate cake recipe printed…
BlueQ Coin Purse - Ice Cream Money BlueQ Coin Purse - Ice Cream Money
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Save your emergency Mr. Whippy money in a suitable place with this funky BlueQ Ice Cream Money coin purse! This purse features a double-sided design of smiling ice creams and ice pops; with Japanese kanji in white and 'Ice Cream Money' in retro print, with a red zipper. A perfect gift for the ice cream lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: 3”(height) x 4” (width). Crafted from 95% recycl…
BlueQ Coin Purse - Lunch Money BlueQ Coin Purse - Lunch Money
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Save your emergency dinner money in a suitable place with this funky BlueQ Lunch Money coin purse! This purse features a double-sided design of smiling milk cartons, bananas and sandwiches, with Japanese kanji in white and 'Lunch Money' in retro print, with a red zipper. A perfect gift for the lunch lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: 3”(height) x 4” (width). Crafted from 95% recycled…
BlueQ Coin Purse - Weed Money BlueQ Coin Purse - Weed Money
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Save your illicit devil's lettuce money in a suitable place with this funky BlueQ Weed Money coin purse! This purse features a double-sided design of a smoke-filled VW camper-van, with smiling bongs and joints, with Japanese kanji in white and 'Weed Money' in retro print, with a blue zipper. A perfect gift for the herb lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: 3”(height) x 4” (width). Crafte…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Blackberry & Honey Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Blackberry & Honey Lip Shit
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious blackberry and honey flavour. It’s like a lullaby for your lips – sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Shit. You can quote us on that. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, V…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Mango & Raspberry Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Mango & Raspberry Lip Shit
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious mango and raspberry flavour. We'll have whatever that little froggy guy is having! 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extract. To see the rest of our cute collection of BlueQ Lip Balm, v…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Orange & Mango Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Orange & Mango Lip Shit
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious orange and mango flavour. I've never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the look. Maybe it's her accessories? 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vit…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Pineapple & Brown Sugar Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Pineapple & Brown Sugar Lip Shit
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious pineapple and brown sugar flavour. Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of lip balm? Us neither. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extrac…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Watermelon & Tangerine Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Watermelon & Tangerine Lip Shit
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious watermelon and tangerine flavour. You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a pink octopus with long lashes. But this was a very progressive soda fountain. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Ain`t No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Ain`t No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke save
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Dads, flaunt your pride in your terrible jokes with this fun 'Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke' pair of BlueQ crew socks! These green patterned socks feature a design of a cartoon dad, chilling in his armchair, with the above phrase printed on top and below the dad, in white 'handwritten' script. A perfect pair of socks for the comedian (air quotes) in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Crazy Cat Dude BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Crazy Cat Dude save
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Crazy cat dads, rejoice! This funky pair of 'Crazy Cat Dude' BlueQ crew socks were made especially for you! These vibrant socks feature an artistic design of blue cats on a red backdrop, with the above phrase in blocky pale blue text along the side. A perfect pair of socks for the crazy cat dude in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits men’s shoe size 7 – 12. Made from 50% nylon, 47% combed…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Fuck Off, I`m Gaming BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Fuck Off, I`m Gaming save
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A pro gamer needs pro gaming socks, you need all the equipment to climb the esports ranks! These 'Fuck Off I'm Gaming' BlueQ crew socks feature a design of a cartoon dude playing video games, with the above phrase displayed on the 'television screen' on the side; with neon bright green, white, and black lined embellishments. A perfect pair of socks for the hardcore gamer. Measurements and Material…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Grumpy Old Man BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Grumpy Old Man save
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Dealing with a grump? Everyone knows a fun pair of socks can cheer anyone up; and these 'Grumpy Old Man' BlueQ crew socks are trying their darned best. With a chequered white and black body, with red ankle cuffs, heels, and toe tips, with the 'Grumpy Old Man' phrase printed in vivid red; these socks would make for a great mood booster for your own grumpy old men! Measurements and Materials: Fits m…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold save
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Spread the awareness for the deadliest of all diseases, man flu, with this fun pair of 'I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold' BlueQ crew socks! These tongue-in-cheek grey socks feature a side of printed cartoon skulls, and a skeleton on the other, with the above phrase printed in green 'handwritten' text on the toes, and a white and green striped ankle cuff. A fun pair of socks for the perpetually…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Not Gonna Lie... BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Not Gonna Lie... save
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“Not gonna lie, I just make shit up.” We all know someone who needs these socks. Hell, I should definitely get these. I’m not lying though when I say that Blue Q socks are some of the comfiest and softest socks available, and covered in brilliant sweary phrases. Try them yourself. Fits men’s show size 7 – 12. Made from 54% combed cotton, 43% nylon and 3% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of th…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Selective Hearing Specialist BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Selective Hearing Specialist save
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What was that, dear, something about the laundry? Show off your chore dodging skills with this fun pair of 'Selective Hearing Specialist' BlueQ crew socks! These black socks feature the above phrase printed in white and yellow text on the side of the ankle, with three yellow strips around the toes, grey ankle cuffs, heels and toe tips. A perfect pair of socks for the mildly deaf in your lives! Mea…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Video Game Socks BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Video Game Socks save
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Unleash the power of a true gamer with this pair of 'Video Game Socks' BlueQ crew socks! This sleek design, with the above phrase printed at the top in vivid red blocky text, features a red television on a grey backdrop, with the words 'Game On' inside, and 'And On' repeating down the sock. Explosive and cool, what better socks would a gamer want? These socks would make for a great gift for the ha…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Worst Gift Ever BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Worst Gift Ever save
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Socks were well known as a lazy gift, the sort of useful but unexciting thing your relatives would give you once you’d grown out of toys and they’d run out of ideas. That was before Blue Q reinvented Sock Cool with their range of hilarious, pretty and sweary foot fashion. And did we mention their socks are seriously comfy, to boot? This pair of men’s socks are a self-aware gift: yes, they’re socks…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Yeah, I`m Old, Fuck You BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Yeah, I`m Old, Fuck You save
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Who said you have to act your age when it comes to socks? This fantastic pair of 'Yeah I'm Old, Fuck You' socks feature a stately mature design of detailed and coloured bonsai trees in pots on a grey marl backdrop; with the above phrase printed on the side of the foot in green text. A wonderful mix of unconformity and nice design for the old punks in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits me…
BlueQ Oven Glove - I`ve Got A Knife BlueQ Oven Glove - I`ve Got A Knife
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'I've Got A Knife' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant pastel pink body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman chopping veggies with the words 'I've Got A Knife' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of chopped apples under a utensil rack with a suspiciously missing knife…

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