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BlueQ Apron - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary... BlueQ Apron - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...
£24.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and stay protected from spontaneous food fights with this amazingly funny BlueQ 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary' Apron! This soft, extra-sturdy, pocketed (!!) apron features a main colourful and really pretty design of house plants and herbs in kitchen jars and tins; with the words 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off' printed in a white scrawl at the top near the neck; for th…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Delicate Fucking Flower BlueQ Chewing Gum - Delicate Fucking Flower
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Delicate Fucking Flower' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of floral illustrations and the quote 'I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower' scrawled in the middle, on both sides. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Ba…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Happy Gum BlueQ Chewing Gum - Happy Gum
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Happy Gum' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of rainbows and smiles and the quote 'Happy Gum (For Your Crappy Life)' printed in the middle, on both sides. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syru…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Here`s Your Gift... BlueQ Chewing Gum - Here`s Your Gift...
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Here's Your Gift...' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of blue, yellow, and red spots, with the phrase 'Here's Your Gift, Motherfucker' printed in script on both sides. A perfect gift, as BlueQ puts it, f…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - I `Am` The Secret Ingredient BlueQ Chewing Gum - I `Am` The Secret Ingredient
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of cinnamon-flavoured BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of a salt/sugar shaker with the phrase 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient' printed on both sides; with an included chocolate cake recipe printed…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Intentional Bitch Face BlueQ Chewing Gum - Intentional Bitch Face
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of cinnamon-flavoured BlueQ 'Intentional Bitch Face' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavoured gum, and features a design of a watercolour yak against a pink backdrop, with the words 'It's A Very Intentional Bitch Face, I Assure You' in blue writing above, printed on both…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - People I Want To Meet: Dogs BlueQ Chewing Gum - People I Want To Meet: Dogs
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of mint BlueQ 'People I Want To Meet: Dogs' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated mint-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of a variety of sweet dogs printed on both sides. A perfect little token gift for the dog lover in your life! Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Cor…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Sensitive Gums BlueQ Chewing Gum - Sensitive Gums
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Sensitive Gums' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated gum, and features an adorable illustration of chewing gum squares being emotionally sensitive. Ah, punny, we see what you did there. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Shut The Hell Up BlueQ Chewing Gum - Shut The Hell Up
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of cinnamon-flavoured BlueQ 'Shut the Hell Up' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavoured gum, and features red lined borders with the phrase 'How About A Nice Big Pack of Shut The Hell Up' printed on both sides; a great gift for that person who just won't stop talking ohm…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Talk To Your Cat BlueQ Chewing Gum - Talk To Your Cat
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of cinnamon-flavoured BlueQ 'Talk With Your Cat' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a front design of a mystical kitty; with the words 'Instantly Talk With Your Cat' and 'Share Intimate Dreams and Fears, Stock Tips and Recipes!'; with directions for…
Coin Purse - Ice Cream Money Coin Purse - Ice Cream Money
£5.99
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Save your emergency Mr. Whippy money in a suitable place with this funky BlueQ Ice Cream Money coin purse! This purse features a double-sided design of smiling ice creams and ice pops; with Japanese kanji in white and 'Ice Cream Money' in retro print, with a red zipper. A perfect gift for the ice cream lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: 3”(height) x 4” (width). Crafted from 95% recycl…
Coin Purse - Lunch Money Coin Purse - Lunch Money
£5.99
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Save your emergency dinner money in a suitable place with this funky BlueQ Lunch Money coin purse! This purse features a double-sided design of smiling milk cartons, bananas and sandwiches, with Japanese kanji in white and 'Lunch Money' in retro print, with a red zipper. A perfect gift for the lunch lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: 3”(height) x 4” (width). Crafted from 95% recycled…
Coin Purse - Weed Money Coin Purse - Weed Money
£5.99
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Save your illicit devil's lettuce money in a suitable place with this funky BlueQ Weed Money coin purse! This purse features a double-sided design of a smoke-filled VW camper-van, with smiling bongs and joints, with Japanese kanji in white and 'Weed Money' in retro print, with a blue zipper. A perfect gift for the herb lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: 3”(height) x 4” (width). Crafte…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Black Cherry & Papaya Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Black Cherry & Papaya Lip Shit
£6.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious black cherry and papaya flavour. Will it change your life forever? Absolutely! 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extract. To see the rest of our cute collection of BlueQ Lip Balm, visit…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Blackberry & Honey Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Blackberry & Honey Lip Shit
£6.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious blackberry and honey flavour. It’s like a lullaby for your lips – sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Shit. You can quote us on that. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, V…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Orange & Mango Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Orange & Mango Lip Shit
£6.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious orange and mango flavour. I've never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the look. Maybe it's her accessories? 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vit…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Pineapple & Brown Sugar Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Pineapple & Brown Sugar Lip Shit
£6.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious pineapple and brown sugar flavour. Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of lip balm? Us neither. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extrac…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Sweet Tea & Raspberry Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Sweet Tea & Raspberry Lip Shit
£6.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious sweet tea and raspberry flavour. It's so nice that these bunny buddies have taken a moment out of their busy bunny lives to sit and spend a little quality time together, isn't it? 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour,…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Watermelon & Tangerine Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Watermelon & Tangerine Lip Shit
£6.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious watermelon and tangerine flavour. You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a pink octopus with long lashes. But this was a very progressive soda fountain. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Ain`t No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Ain`t No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke save
£10.99
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Dads, flaunt your pride in your terrible jokes with this fun 'Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke' pair of BlueQ crew socks! These green patterned socks feature a design of a cartoon dad, chilling in his armchair, with the above phrase printed on top and below the dad, in white 'handwritten' script. A perfect pair of socks for the comedian (air quotes) in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Butt Head Of The Household BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Butt Head Of The Household save
£10.99
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Guaranteed to keep your feet warm while you stroll around your domain; these 'Butt Head Of The Household' BlueQ crew socks are perfect for the patriarch in your life! Deep purple with a funky patterned ankle cuff, and patterned with repeating houses; and the above phrase printed in orange and white text on the side of the sock; these socks would make for a great gift for your own household butthea…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Crazy Cat Dude BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Crazy Cat Dude save
£10.99
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Crazy cat dads, rejoice! This funky pair of 'Crazy Cat Dude' BlueQ crew socks were made especially for you! These vibrant socks feature an artistic design of blue cats on a red backdrop, with the above phrase in blocky pale blue text along the side. A perfect pair of socks for the crazy cat dude in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits men’s shoe size 7 – 12. Made from 50% nylon, 47% combed…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Fuck Off, I`m Gaming BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Fuck Off, I`m Gaming save
£10.99
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A pro gamer needs pro gaming socks, you need all the equipment to climb the esports ranks! These 'Fuck Off I'm Gaming' BlueQ crew socks feature a design of a cartoon dude playing video games, with the above phrase displayed on the 'television screen' on the side; with neon bright green, white, and black lined embellishments. A perfect pair of socks for the hardcore gamer. Measurements and Material…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Grumpy Old Man BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Grumpy Old Man save
£10.99
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Dealing with a grump? Everyone knows a fun pair of socks can cheer anyone up; and these 'Grumpy Old Man' BlueQ crew socks are trying their darned best. With a chequered white and black body, with red ankle cuffs, heels, and toe tips, with the 'Grumpy Old Man' phrase printed in vivid red; these socks would make for a great mood booster for your own grumpy old men! Measurements and Materials: Fits m…

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