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BlueQ Apron - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary... BlueQ Apron - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...
£24.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and stay protected from spontaneous food fights with this amazingly funny BlueQ 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary' Apron! This soft, extra-sturdy, pocketed (!!) apron features a main colourful and really pretty design of house plants and herbs in kitchen jars and tins; with the words 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off' printed in a white scrawl at the top near the neck; for th…
BlueQ Apron - Secret Ingredient BlueQ Apron - Secret Ingredient
£24.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and stay protected from spontaneous food fights with this amazingly funny BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' Apron! This soft, extra-sturdy, pocketed (!!) apron features a main colourful design of repeating coloured-lid salt/sugar shakes, emblazoned with the words 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient', for that added touch of 'don't mess with the chef'. This apron would make for…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Delicate Fucking Flower BlueQ Chewing Gum - Delicate Fucking Flower
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Delicate Fucking Flower' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of floral illustrations and the quote 'I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower' scrawled in the middle, on both sides. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Ba…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Happy Gum BlueQ Chewing Gum - Happy Gum
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Happy Gum' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of rainbows and smiles and the quote 'Happy Gum (For Your Crappy Life)' printed in the middle, on both sides. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syru…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Here`s Your Gift... BlueQ Chewing Gum - Here`s Your Gift...
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Here's Your Gift...' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of blue, yellow, and red spots, with the phrase 'Here's Your Gift, Motherfucker' printed in script on both sides. A perfect gift, as BlueQ puts it, f…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - I `Am` The Secret Ingredient BlueQ Chewing Gum - I `Am` The Secret Ingredient
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of cinnamon-flavoured BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of a salt/sugar shaker with the phrase 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient' printed on both sides; with an included chocolate cake recipe printed…
BlueQ Chewing Gum - Talk To Your Cat BlueQ Chewing Gum - Talk To Your Cat
£1.50
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of cinnamon-flavoured BlueQ 'Talk With Your Cat' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a front design of a mystical kitty; with the words 'Instantly Talk With Your Cat' and 'Share Intimate Dreams and Fears, Stock Tips and Recipes!'; with directions for…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Black Cherry & Papaya Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Black Cherry & Papaya Lip Shit
£5.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious black cherry and papaya flavour. Will it change your life forever? Absolutely! 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extract. To see the rest of our cute collection of BlueQ Lip Balm, visit…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Blackberry & Honey Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Blackberry & Honey Lip Shit
£4.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious blackberry and honey flavour. It’s like a lullaby for your lips – sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Shit. You can quote us on that. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, V…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Mocha and Almond Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Mocha and Almond Lip Shit
£5.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious mocha and almond flavour. Did you know that cute gnomes love warm chocolatey coffee? Me either! You really do learn something new every freaking day. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary E…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Orange & Mango Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Orange & Mango Lip Shit
£5.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious orange and mango flavour. I've never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the look. Maybe it's her accessories? 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vit…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Pineapple & Brown Sugar Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Pineapple & Brown Sugar Lip Shit
£5.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious pineapple and brown sugar flavour. Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of lip balm? Us neither. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extrac…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Strawberry & Rhubarb Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Strawberry & Rhubarb Lip Shit
£5.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious strawberry and rhubarb flavour. When you ride your scooter down hills at warp speed, your lips may experience some chapping. You might also get bugs up your nose. This product can help you with one of those things. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Sweet Tea & Raspberry Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Sweet Tea & Raspberry Lip Shit
£5.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious sweet tea and raspberry flavour. It's so nice that these bunny buddies have taken a moment out of their busy bunny lives to sit and spend a little quality time together, isn't it? 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour,…
BlueQ Lip Balm - Watermelon & Tangerine Lip Shit BlueQ Lip Balm - Watermelon & Tangerine Lip Shit
£5.99
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious watermelon and tangerine flavour. You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a pink octopus with long lashes. But this was a very progressive soda fountain. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - I Got This BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - I Got This
£8.99
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It’s ok, he’s got this. Whatever “this” is. I’m not going to question the man waving a sword and riding a dinosaur but I’m sure everything will be ok. These Blue Q socks are so comfortable that you’ll relax whatever the emergency and save the day like the badass you are. Fits men’s shoe size 7 – 12. Made from 50% nylon, 47% combed cotton and 3% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of these socks…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Not Gonna Lie... BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Not Gonna Lie...
£8.99
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“Not gonna lie, I just make shit up.” We all know someone who needs these socks. Hell, I should definitely get these. I’m not lying though when I say that Blue Q socks are some of the comfiest and softest socks available, and covered in brilliant sweary phrases. Try them yourself. Fits men’s show size 7 – 12. Made from 54% combed cotton, 43% nylon and 3% spandex. Blue Q donate 1% of the sale of th…
BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Worst Gift Ever BlueQ Men`s Crew Socks - Worst Gift Ever
£8.99
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Socks were well known as a lazy gift, the sort of useful but unexciting thing your relatives would give you once you’d grown out of toys and they’d run out of ideas. That was before Blue Q reinvented Sock Cool with their range of hilarious, pretty and sweary foot fashion. And did we mention their socks are seriously comfy, to boot? This pair of men’s socks are a self-aware gift: yes, they’re socks…
BlueQ Oven Glove - Horny For Food BlueQ Oven Glove - Horny For Food
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'Horny For Food' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant orange body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman reading cookbooks with the words 'horny for food' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of stacked cookbooks and abandoned high heels. Relatable! This oven glove would…
BlueQ Oven Glove - I`ve Got A Knife BlueQ Oven Glove - I`ve Got A Knife
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'I've Got A Knife' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant pastel pink body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman chopping veggies with the words 'I've Got A Knife' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of chopped apples under a utensil rack with a suspiciously missing knife…
BlueQ Oven Glove - My Favourite Salad is Wine BlueQ Oven Glove - My Favourite Salad is Wine
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'My Favourite Salad is Wine' oven glove! This glove features a vibrant pastel pink body with a 1950's-esque design of a woman watering cabbages with the words 'My Favourite Salad is Wine' printed in black text above; with a reverse design of a wheelbarrow full of wine bottles amongst the f…
BlueQ Oven Glove - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary... BlueQ Oven Glove - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary...' oven glove! This glove features a features a main colourful and really pretty wraparound design of house plants and herbs in kitchen jars and tins; with the words 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off' printed in a white scrawl at the top. Relatable! This oven gl…
BlueQ Oven Glove - Secret Ingredient BlueQ Oven Glove - Secret Ingredient
£10.99
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Show off your kitchen skills and tell everybody not to mess with the chef with this fantastically funny BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' oven glove! This glove features a features a main colourful design of repeating salt/sugar shakers emblazoned with the words 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient'. Relatable! This oven glove would make for a great gift for the chef in your life! Measurements and Materials…
BlueQ Tea Towel - Better Than Coffee BlueQ Tea Towel - Better Than Coffee
£10.99
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Celebrate your love for coffee and keep your kitchen nice and tidy with this BlueQ 'Better Than Coffee' super-absorbent tea towel! This towel features a brown backdrop with woven jacquard swirls of coffee steam all over; with a coffee takeout cup with the words 'Name One Thing Better Than Coffee' above and the words 'You Fucking Can't' split over the takeout mug. A perfect gift for anyone, especia…

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