Little Bit Cheeky
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Reminisce about the darker side of childhood with this Steven Rhodes 2023 calendar. Each month features one of Steven Rhodes' fiendishly funny illustrations which will make you long for the childhood you miss (and are simultaneously glad you never had). Each spread in the calendar features a block for each day of the month plus a notes section, so you can be super-organised whilst being reminded t…
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This official 2024 David Shrigley wall calendar has 12 recent colour works to motivate you each month and makes the the perfect gift for those annoyingly disorganised friends and family members. Get your shit together in 2024 and plan your year like a pro, motivated by the distinctive quick-witted drawings and hand-rendered texts of artist David Shrigley. Comes with hole to hang on the wall and me…
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Calendars: officially better than using how many biscuits are left in the packet to determine what day of the week it is. This Modern Toss 2024 calendar sits perfectly on desks and features 12 cartoons about life in the distinctive and sweary Modern Toss art style. Each page is month-per-view and includes holidays, birthdays and important historical events (including National Burger day, the colla…
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Calendars: officially better than using how many biscuits are left in the packet to determine what day of the week it is. This Modern Toss 2024 calendar hangs on the wall and features 12 cartoons about life in the distinctive and sweary Modern Toss art style. Each page is month-per-view and includes holidays, birthdays and important historical events (including National Burger day, the collapse of…
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These cute little tins pack a real punch when it comes to trivia. Making a great gift for fact lovers wanting to sharpen their wits one pointless piece of information at a time, you can choose from A Geek’s Guide to Being British, A Geek’s Guide to Global Travel, A Geek’s Guide to Incredible Inventions, A Geek’s Guide to Outer Space, A Geek’s Guide to Planet Earth, and A Geek’s Guide to Social Med…
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Bring some of Wonderland home with you with this officially licensed Alice in Wonderland Disappearing Cheshire Cat heat changing mug! This mug features a wraparound illustration of when Alice meets the Cheshire Cat in the original novel in black and white woodcutting effects, with a painted black handle and black inner, along with the words; “Well, I've Often Seen A Cat Without A Grin, But A Grin…
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Bring the Jaws shark attacks to your own bathtub with this fun novelty Shark Attack bath bomb! This shark head shaped and coloured bath bomb is ready to terrorise the safe waters of your bath; simply pop it under hot running water and watch as the shark prowls the water and attacks, emitting red coloured 'blood' in your nice fancy bath, how fun! It is also infused with chamomile essential oils, to…
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Show off your kitchen skills and stay protected from spontaneous food fights with this amazingly funny BlueQ 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary' Apron! This soft, extra-sturdy, pocketed (!!) apron features a main colourful and really pretty design of house plants and herbs in kitchen jars and tins; with the words 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off' printed in a white scrawl at the top near the neck; for th…
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Delicate Fucking Flower' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of floral illustrations and the quote 'I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower' scrawled in the middle, on both sides. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Ba…
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Happy Gum' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of rainbows and smiles and the quote 'Happy Gum (For Your Crappy Life)' printed in the middle, on both sides. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syru…
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of fruit-flavoured BlueQ 'Here's Your Gift...' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of blue, yellow, and red spots, with the phrase 'Here's Your Gift, Motherfucker' printed in script on both sides. A perfect gift, as BlueQ puts it, f…
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Clear up your stinky breath and have some fun doing it with this fantastically funny pack of cinnamon-flavoured BlueQ 'Secret Ingredient' chewing gum! This pack includes eight pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavoured gum, and features a colourful design of a salt/sugar shaker with the phrase 'Bitch, I AM The Secret Ingredient' printed on both sides; with an included chocolate cake recipe printed…
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Save your emergency Mr. Whippy money in a suitable place with this funky BlueQ Ice Cream Money coin purse! This purse features a double-sided design of smiling ice creams and ice pops; with Japanese kanji in white and 'Ice Cream Money' in retro print, with a red zipper. A perfect gift for the ice cream lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: 3”(height) x 4” (width). Crafted from 95% recycl…
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Save your emergency dinner money in a suitable place with this funky BlueQ Lunch Money coin purse! This purse features a double-sided design of smiling milk cartons, bananas and sandwiches, with Japanese kanji in white and 'Lunch Money' in retro print, with a red zipper. A perfect gift for the lunch lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: 3”(height) x 4” (width). Crafted from 95% recycled…
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Save your illicit devil's lettuce money in a suitable place with this funky BlueQ Weed Money coin purse! This purse features a double-sided design of a smoke-filled VW camper-van, with smiling bongs and joints, with Japanese kanji in white and 'Weed Money' in retro print, with a blue zipper. A perfect gift for the herb lover in your life! Measurements and Materials: 3”(height) x 4” (width). Crafte…
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious black cherry and papaya flavour. Will it change your life forever? Absolutely! 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extract. To see the rest of our cute collection of BlueQ Lip Balm, visit…
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious mango and raspberry flavour. We'll have whatever that little froggy guy is having! 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extract. To see the rest of our cute collection of BlueQ Lip Balm, v…
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious orange and mango flavour. I've never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the look. Maybe it's her accessories? 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vit…
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious pineapple and brown sugar flavour. Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of lip balm? Us neither. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavour, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extrac…
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This dinky tin of BlueQ lip balm is decorated with a cutesy retro illustration and is packed with high-quality, super-moisturising lip balm in a delicious watermelon and tangerine flavour. You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a pink octopus with long lashes. But this was a very progressive soda fountain. 8.5g. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil…
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Dads, flaunt your pride in your terrible jokes with this fun 'Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke' pair of BlueQ crew socks! These green patterned socks feature a design of a cartoon dad, chilling in his armchair, with the above phrase printed on top and below the dad, in white 'handwritten' script. A perfect pair of socks for the comedian (air quotes) in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits…
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BlueQ Socks 2 for £22 (Website)
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Crazy cat dads, rejoice! This funky pair of 'Crazy Cat Dude' BlueQ crew socks were made especially for you! These vibrant socks feature an artistic design of blue cats on a red backdrop, with the above phrase in blocky pale blue text along the side. A perfect pair of socks for the crazy cat dude in your lives! Measurements and Materials: Fits men’s shoe size 7 – 12. Made from 50% nylon, 47% combed…
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BlueQ Socks 2 for £22 (Website)
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Dealing with a grump? Everyone knows a fun pair of socks can cheer anyone up; and these 'Grumpy Old Man' BlueQ crew socks are trying their darned best. With a chequered white and black body, with red ankle cuffs, heels, and toe tips, with the 'Grumpy Old Man' phrase printed in vivid red; these socks would make for a great mood booster for your own grumpy old men! Measurements and Materials: Fits m…
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BlueQ Socks 2 for £22 (Website)
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Spread the awareness for the deadliest of all diseases, man flu, with this fun pair of 'I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold' BlueQ crew socks! These tongue-in-cheek grey socks feature a side of printed cartoon skulls, and a skeleton on the other, with the above phrase printed in green 'handwritten' text on the toes, and a white and green striped ankle cuff. A fun pair of socks for the perpetually…