Everyday

If this cat were on Tinder, we're pretty sure this would be its profile picture. This "See this cat? It doesn't give a fuck about your birthday" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

This card is definitely one of the more extreme in the already quite cheeky Dean Morris Cards catalogue. But we all know one person we could send this to. The "To a special Cunt" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

If you're never sure what to write in a card, or how sentimental to get, this one nails it. The "Hope your birthday isn't shit" card is from the Gumdrop range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. So you still have to write SOMETING but at least the hard part's done, right? Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

Originally a twitter sensation, the outrageus yet nostalgic Forest Friends have been immortalised in greetings card form by Whale and Bird. This "Little Dickhead" card comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 14.8cm.

This incongruous "Fuck, you're old" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Holly Rutter, and skillfully combines pretty artwork with a sentiment as subtle as a sledgehammer.�It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This punny "Birthday Avocardo" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This punny "Taco Cat" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words.�Acknowledge�oe of life's great truths: Taco cat spelled backwards IS Taco Cat. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This punny "Elephant of Surprise" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. Because really, is there anything more surprising than an elephant in a party hat holding a balloon? It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This punny "Well done for being born" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. Acknowledge the effort the birthday boy or girl put into their entrance to this world. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

Kids these days, eh? This kissmekwik "Totally organic lunchbox" card is perfect for your friends with precocious kids who are picky eaters. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

This kissmekwik "Your gift is in the litter tray" card is perfect for your long-suffering cat lover friends. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

kissmekwik injects some of their trademark snarky humour into this "Am I a good mother, Susan?" card from their range of classic Ladybird book images. It's perfect for caring mothers everywhere. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your message. Measures 18cm x 12.8cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

kissmekwik injects some of their trademark snarky humour into this "Ghastly Americanisms" card from their range of classic Ladybird book images. It's perfect for anyone who had to learn to read as a child. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your message. Measures 18cm x 12.8cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.