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Charly Clements Card - You're Beautiful Charly Clements Card - You're Beautiful
£2.50
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This incongruous "You're beautiful like a tree or a high class prostitute" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Charly Clements and combines a lovely illustration with a not so lovely sentiment. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday
£2.50
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This "Ha Ha Happy Birthday" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - At Least You're Trying Dean Morris Fabulous Card - At Least You're Trying
£2.50
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This "You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - See This Cat? Dean Morris Fabulous Card - See This Cat?
£2.50
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If this cat were on Tinder, we're pretty sure this would be its profile picture. This "See this cat? It doesn't give a fuck about your birthday" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - To A Special Cunt Dean Morris Fabulous Card - To A Special Cunt
£2.50
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This card is definitely one of the more extreme in the already quite cheeky Dean Morris Cards catalogue. But we all know one person we could send this to. The "To a special Cunt" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Dean Morris Gumdrop Card - Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Dean Morris Gumdrop Card - Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit
£2.50
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If you're never sure what to write in a card, or how sentimental to get, this one nails it. The "Hope your birthday isn't shit" card is from the Gumdrop range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. So you still have to write SOMETING but at least the hard part's done, right? Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Forest Friends Card - Little Dickhead Forest Friends Card - Little Dickhead
£2.50
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Originally a twitter sensation, the outrageus yet nostalgic Forest Friends have been immortalised in greetings card form by Whale and Bird. This "Little Dickhead" card comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 14.8cm.
Holly Rutter Card - Fuck, You're Old Holly Rutter Card - Fuck, You're Old
£2.50
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This incongruous "Fuck, you're old" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Holly Rutter, and skillfully combines pretty artwork with a sentiment as subtle as a sledgehammer.�It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
Katie Abey Card - Birthday Avocardo Katie Abey Card - Birthday Avocardo
£2.50
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This punny "Birthday Avocardo" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
Katie Abey Card - Birthday Llama Katie Abey Card - Birthday Llama
£2.50
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The Birthday Llama is watching you! This punny "Birthday Llama" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
Katie Abey Card - Taco Cat Katie Abey Card - Taco Cat
£2.50
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This punny "Taco Cat" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words.�Acknowledge�oe of life's great truths: Taco cat spelled backwards IS Taco Cat. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
Katie Abey Card - The Gecko of Guidance Katie Abey Card - The Gecko of Guidance
£2.50
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This punny "Gecko of Guidance" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words.�Perfect as a note of encouragement, or for that one friend who is obsessed with geckos. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
Katie Abey Card - Well Done For Being Born Katie Abey Card - Well Done For Being Born
£2.50
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This punny "Well done for being born" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words. Acknowledge the effort the birthday boy or girl put into their entrance to this world. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
kissmekwik Card - Addicted to the Hokey Cokey kissmekwik Card - Addicted to the Hokey Cokey
£2.50
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This kissmekwik "Addicted to the hokey cokey" card is perfect people who have their priorities right. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - Are You Childish? kissmekwik Card - Are You Childish?
£2.50
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This kissmekwik "Are you childish?" card is perfect for your puerile pals. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - Are You Drunk? kissmekwik Card - Are You Drunk?
£2.50
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This kissmekwik "Are you drunk?" card is perfect for your best alcoholic friend. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - Complimentary Biscuit kissmekwik Card - Complimentary Biscuit
£2.50
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This kissmekwik "Complimentary Biscuit" card is perfect for your grammar obsessed friend. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - Entirely Organic Lunchbox kissmekwik Card - Entirely Organic Lunchbox
£2.50
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Kids these days, eh? This kissmekwik "Totally organic lunchbox" card is perfect for your friends with precocious kids who are picky eaters. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - In Dog Years You're Dead kissmekwik Card - In Dog Years You're Dead
£2.50
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Don't hold back! This kissmekwik "In dog years you're dead" card is the perfect way to tell someone they're past it. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - Kung Fu Fighting kissmekwik Card - Kung Fu Fighting
£2.50
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I mean we've all thought about it. This kissmekwik "Surely not EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting" card is perfect deep people who constantly contemplate lifes mysteries. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - Peking Duck kissmekwik Card - Peking Duck
£2.50
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This kissmekwik "Peking Duck" card is perfect for pun lovers and dad jokers. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - Poo Bum Willy kissmekwik Card - Poo Bum Willy
£2.50
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This kissmekwik "Poo bum willy" card is perfect for your puerile pals. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - The Seal of Approval kissmekwik Card - The Seal of Approval
£2.50
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This kissmekwik "Seal of Approval" card is both complimentary AND cute! It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Card - Your Gift is in the Litter Tray kissmekwik Card - Your Gift is in the Litter Tray
£2.50
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This kissmekwik "Your gift is in the litter tray" card is perfect for your long-suffering cat lover friends. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

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