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1000 Words Card - Super Dog 1000 Words Card - Super Dog
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Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Super Dog' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of a brown sausage dog wearing a green superhero outfit, our hero. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choo…
1000 Words Card - Tucker the Dog 1000 Words Card - Tucker the Dog
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Send your loved one a card good enough to frame with this 1000 Words 'Tucker the Dog' card from U Studio! This card shows a design of Tucker the dog strutting his stuff and showing off his junked trunk, hey heyy. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to…
Aaron Gillies Card - Breaking News Aaron Gillies Card - Breaking News
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Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Breaking News' greetings card. With white text on a bright red backdrop and white border, it reads; “If We Change The Words 'Breaking News' to 'Fucking Hell What Now?' The World Would Be A Slightly More Bearable Place.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Han…
Aaron Gillies Card - Most Successful People Aaron Gillies Card - Most Successful People
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Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Successful People' greetings card. With white text on a blue backdrop and white border, it reads; “The Most Successful People I've Met: 1) Take Good Naps. 2) Eat Regular Meals. 3) Enjoy Exercise. 4) Like A Good Treat. 5) Covered In Fur. 6) Aren't Actually People. 7) Are Golden Retrievers.” It is blank inside for your own message and co…
Aaron Gillies Card - Noisiest Places in the World Aaron Gillies Card - Noisiest Places in the World
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Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Noisiest Places' greetings card. With white text on a blue backdrop and white border, it reads; “The Noisiest Places In The Entire World: 5) Jet Engine Test Facility. 4) Upset Baby Rave. 3) Fox Orgy. 2) International Air Horn Competition. 1) The Quiet Coach On Any British Train.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a…
Aaron Gillies Card - Poor Life Choices Aaron Gillies Card - Poor Life Choices
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Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Poor Life Choices' greetings card. With white text on an orange backdrop and white border, it reads; “You Say: Poor Life Choices. I Say: Side Quests I Kinda Fell Into And Now I'm Hoping They Provide Me With Useful Tools For The Main Story.” It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to you…
Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Four Cats Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Four Cats
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This illustrated Four Cats birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of four housecats gazing up at you from a decadently blue living room, with the words 'Happy Birthday' in golden foil. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to yo…
Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Cat Palais Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Cat Palais
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This illustrated lasercut Cat Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of cats and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and bright colours, with a mustard-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent t…
Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Dog Palais Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Dog Palais
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This illustrated lasercut Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of dogs and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and dark colours, with a teal-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…
Anne Bentley Card - Concertina Dog Palais Anne Bentley Card - Concertina Dog Palais
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This illustrated concertina Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute lasercut design of dogs and houseplants, folding out to reveal 'Happy Birthday' text in gold foil, and a sweet scene of lots more canine companions and plant pals. It is blank on the reverse for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwrit…
Antoana Oreski Card - Birthday Lasercut Fox Family Antoana Oreski Card - Birthday Lasercut Fox Family
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This illustrated lasercut Fox Family birthday card from Antoana Oreski and Roger La Borde features a bright design of a fox and their cubs amongst a meadow forest, with the words 'Happy Birthday' in lasercut lilac at the top, on a bright yellow backdrop. It is blank on the inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box…
Bettie Confetti Card - Unrealistic Expectation Bettie Confetti Card - Unrealistic Expectation
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This bright and colourful "Thought of the Day" card from Bettie Confetti is finished with gold foiling and reads, “Porn gives people an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.” It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 15. Comes in a cellophane sleeve. To see the rest of our fun cards, check out our full s…
Board Silly Card - A Few Words Board Silly Card - A Few Words
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you... wonderful, awesome, nice, kind, easygoing, remarkable. Oh, would you look at that. An acronym. I totally did not see that until now." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to…
Board Silly Card - As Amazing as I Am Board Silly Card - As Amazing as I Am
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "I hope your birthday is as amazing as I am." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone el…
Board Silly Card - Birthday Bum Sex Board Silly Card - Birthday Bum Sex
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A good birthday is like bum sex: exciting, not entirely what you expected, painful in the morning." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pa…
Board Silly Card - Cocktail Menu Board Silly Card - Cocktail Menu
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cocktail Menu: Screwdriver, Mojito, Sex on the Beach, Finger Up A Postman's Bum, Tossing Off a Man Called Tony on the Bus, Tit Wank in a Dark Alley, Manhattan, Tequila Sunrise." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add…
Board Silly Card - Family Tree Board Silly Card - Family Tree
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Checked out your family tree and you come from a long line of cunts." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct…
Board Silly Card - Fucking Splendid Birthday Board Silly Card - Fucking Splendid Birthday
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "May your birthday be absolutely fucking splendid." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…
Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cheer up Grumpy McFucksnatch! It's your birthday." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…
Board Silly Card - Horse Walks Into A Bar Board Silly Card - Horse Walks Into A Bar
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks 'What's with the long face' and the horse says 'birth defect'. (Awkward)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box…
Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…
Board Silly Card - Once Upon A Time Board Silly Card - Once Upon A Time
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else…
Board Silly Card - Sick Birthday Board Silly Card - Sick Birthday
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Hope your birthday is sick. (That means good to us young people)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you o…
Board Silly Card - Twat Acronym Board Silly Card - Twat Acronym
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you: Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful. Whoops an acronym, now how did that happen?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on th…

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