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Aaron Gillies Card - Most Successful People Aaron Gillies Card - Most Successful People
£2.99
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Celebrate the joys of life with this Ohh Deer & Aaron Gillies 'Successful People' greetings card. With white text on a blue backdrop and white border, it reads; “The Most Successful People I've Met: 1) Take Good Naps. 2) Eat Regular Meals. 3) Enjoy Exercise. 4) Like A Good Treat. 5) Covered In Fur. 6) Aren't Actually People. 7) Are Golden Retrievers.” It is blank inside for your own message and co…
Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Cat Palais Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Cat Palais
£3.99
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This illustrated lasercut Cat Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of cats and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and bright colours, with a mustard-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent t…
Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Dog Palais Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Dog Palais
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This illustrated lasercut Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of dogs and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and dark colours, with a teal-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…
Badger & Burke Card - Another Trip Around The Sun Badger & Burke Card - Another Trip Around The Sun
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Celebrate a birthday in a snazzy way with this Ohh Deer & Badger and Burke 'Trip Around The Sun' greetings card. The design features illustrated planets and stars, with 'Here's To Another Trip Around The Sun!' in scrawled white text in the top right corner. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on t…
Badger & Burke Card - Beautiful Birthday Badger & Burke Card - Beautiful Birthday
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Celebrate a birthday in a snazzy way with this Ohh Deer & Badger and Burke 'Beautiful Birthday' greetings card. The design features illustrated plants and foliage in rich greens, with 'Have A Beautiful Birthday!' in scrawled white text in the centre. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pag…
Badger & Burke Card - Birthday Rainbows Badger & Burke Card - Birthday Rainbows
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Celebrate a birthday in a snazzy way with this Ohh Deer & Badger and Burke 'Birthday Rainbows' greetings card. The design features illustrated repeating varying rainbows, with 'Birthday Wishes' in scrawled white text in the bottom right corner. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and…
Blunt Card - Judge People Blunt Card - Judge People
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Let's Go Somewhere And Judge People’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredite…
Blunt Card - Shoplifting Blunt Card - Shoplifting
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Let's Do Lunch And Then A Day Of Shoplifting. Just The Two Of Us.’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Prin…
Board Silly Card - A Few Words Board Silly Card - A Few Words
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you... wonderful, awesome, nice, kind, easygoing, remarkable. Oh, would you look at that. An acronym. I totally did not see that until now." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to…
Board Silly Card - Fucking Splendid Birthday Board Silly Card - Fucking Splendid Birthday
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "May your birthday be absolutely fucking splendid." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…
Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cheer up Grumpy McFucksnatch! It's your birthday." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…
Bob Ross Card - Happy Painting, Happy Birthday Bob Ross Card - Happy Painting, Happy Birthday
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Commemorate a happy little birthday with this Ohh Deer & Bob Ross 'Happy Painting' greetings card. The design features a mountainous lake painting from the great Bob Ross, with a happy Bob Ross in the corner, with the words “Happy Painting, Happy Birthday” overlaid in bright text. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Hand…
Bob Ross Card - Let`s Get Crazy Bob Ross Card - Let`s Get Crazy
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Commemorate a happy little birthday with this Ohh Deer & Bob Ross 'Happy Painting' greetings card. The design features an autumnal mountain forest lake painting from the great Bob Ross, with a Bob Ross signature in the corner, and the words “Let's Get Crazy, What The Heck. Happy Birthday.” overlaid in bright text. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a me…
Cath Kidston Card - Blooming Lovely Birthday Cath Kidston Card - Blooming Lovely Birthday
£3.25
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Get the fanciest cards of the day with this Ohh Deer & Cath Kidston 'Blooming Lovely Birthday' greetings card. The design features Cath Kidston's iconic florals, with 'Have A Blooming Lovely Birthday' in the centre in golden-foil text. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it s…
Cath Tate Card - Fatherhood Cath Tate Card - Fatherhood
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This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "Fatherhood? There's nothing to it!" Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper
Cath Tate Card - Like Your Mother Cath Tate Card - Like Your Mother
£2.99
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This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "However hard you try, you end up like your mother." Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper
Cath Tate Card - The Job of a Grandparent Cath Tate Card - The Job of a Grandparent
£2.99
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This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "The job of a parent is to bring up a child correctly. The job of a grandparent is to undo all their hard work." Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper
David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cockerel screaming 'Fuck!'. Relatable. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout.…
David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a chap crossing a bridge above a pit containing a giant penis with the vaguely threatening instruction "DON'T LOOK DOWN." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…
David Shrigley Card - Fucking Ace David Shrigley Card - Fucking Ace
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of the Ace of Spades playing card "You're fucking ace." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to a…
David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a naked man laughing and reads, "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PPY BIRTHDAY." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or d…
David Shrigley Card - I Killed A Mouse David Shrigley Card - I Killed A Mouse
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a smug cat and reads, "I Killed A Mouse. I Killed A Bird. I Damaged Your Upholstery. And I Scratched You. I Thought This Was What You Wanted." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page an…
David Shrigley Card - Pigeon Shit David Shrigley Card - Pigeon Shit
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a blue pigeon and a little poop, and reads "Happy Birthday. I Did A Shit For You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose whe…
David Shrigley Card - Sorry I Fell Asleep... David Shrigley Card - Sorry I Fell Asleep...
£2.75
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This cheeky David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley painting of a sleeping man in all his naked glory, and reads "Sorry I fell asleep whilst you were talking." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…

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