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Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Cat Palais Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Cat Palais
£3.99
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This illustrated lasercut Cat Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of cats and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and bright colours, with a mustard-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent t…
Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Dog Palais Anne Bentley Card - Birthday Lasercut Dog Palais
£3.99
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This illustrated lasercut Dog Palais birthday card from Anne Bentley and Roger La Borde features a cute design of dogs and houseplants, with cut 'Happy Birthday' text detailing and dark colours, with a teal-coloured backdrop. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…
Badger & Burke Card - Another Trip Around The Sun Badger & Burke Card - Another Trip Around The Sun
£2.99
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Celebrate a birthday in a snazzy way with this Ohh Deer & Badger and Burke 'Trip Around The Sun' greetings card. The design features illustrated planets and stars, with 'Here's To Another Trip Around The Sun!' in scrawled white text in the top right corner. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on t…
Badger & Burke Card - Beautiful Birthday Badger & Burke Card - Beautiful Birthday
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Celebrate a birthday in a snazzy way with this Ohh Deer & Badger and Burke 'Beautiful Birthday' greetings card. The design features illustrated plants and foliage in rich greens, with 'Have A Beautiful Birthday!' in scrawled white text in the centre. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pag…
Bettie Confetti Card - I Got You a Card Bettie Confetti Card - I Got You a Card
£2.75
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Show you’re capable of the bare minimum and send this "I got you a card" card from Bettie Confetti. Printed on premium brown kraft card, it comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at…
Bettie Confetti Card - Literally the First Card I Saw Bettie Confetti Card - Literally the First Card I Saw
£2.75
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Show you’re capable of the bare minimum and send this "Literally the first card I saw" card from Bettie Confetti. Printed on premium brown kraft card, it comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…
Blunt Card - Shoplifting Blunt Card - Shoplifting
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Let's Do Lunch And Then A Day Of Shoplifting. Just The Two Of Us.’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Prin…
Blunt Card - Thanks Bitch Blunt Card - Thanks Bitch
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘What Do You Say? Thanks Bitch’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited boar…
Board Silly Card - A Few Words Board Silly Card - A Few Words
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you... wonderful, awesome, nice, kind, easygoing, remarkable. Oh, would you look at that. An acronym. I totally did not see that until now." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to…
Board Silly Card - As Amazing as I Am Board Silly Card - As Amazing as I Am
£2.75
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "I hope your birthday is as amazing as I am." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone el…
Board Silly Card - Birthday Bum Sex Board Silly Card - Birthday Bum Sex
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A good birthday is like bum sex: exciting, not entirely what you expected, painful in the morning." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pa…
Board Silly Card - Cocktail Menu Board Silly Card - Cocktail Menu
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cocktail Menu: Screwdriver, Mojito, Sex on the Beach, Finger Up A Postman's Bum, Tossing Off a Man Called Tony on the Bus, Tit Wank in a Dark Alley, Manhattan, Tequila Sunrise." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add…
Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cheer up Grumpy McFucksnatch! It's your birthday." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…
Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…
Board Silly Card - Once Upon A Time Board Silly Card - Once Upon A Time
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else…
Board Silly Card - Sick Birthday Board Silly Card - Sick Birthday
£2.75
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Hope your birthday is sick. (That means good to us young people)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you o…
Board Silly Card - Well, Shit In My Coat Pocket... Board Silly Card - Well, Shit In My Coat Pocket...
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Well shit in my coat pocket and call my Derek, it's your birthday!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Cath Kidston Card - Blooming Lovely Birthday Cath Kidston Card - Blooming Lovely Birthday
£3.25
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Get the fanciest cards of the day with this Ohh Deer & Cath Kidston 'Blooming Lovely Birthday' greetings card. The design features Cath Kidston's iconic florals, with 'Have A Blooming Lovely Birthday' in the centre in golden-foil text. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it s…
Cath Tate Card - Fatherhood Cath Tate Card - Fatherhood
£2.99
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This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "Fatherhood? There's nothing to it!" Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper
Cath Tate Card - Like Your Mother Cath Tate Card - Like Your Mother
£2.99
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This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "However hard you try, you end up like your mother." Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper
Cath Tate Card - The Job of a Grandparent Cath Tate Card - The Job of a Grandparent
£2.99
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This evergreen design is from the Photocaptions range by Cath Tate Cards. This carefully colourised vintage image has a caption which reads, "The job of a parent is to bring up a child correctly. The job of a grandparent is to undo all their hard work." Blank inside for your own message Measures 12 x 17cm Comes with white envelope Printed in the UK on 100% recycled paper
David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck
£2.99
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cockerel screaming 'Fuck!'. Relatable. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout.…
David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down
£2.99
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a chap crossing a bridge above a pit containing a giant penis with the vaguely threatening instruction "DON'T LOOK DOWN." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…
David Shrigley Card - Drunk Again David Shrigley Card - Drunk Again
£2.99
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a person fallen over with an arrow in their bum and reads "DRUNK AGAIN" and the person saying, "I'm not drunk - I have been harpooned." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…

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