Cards

The "I Hope Your Birthday is as Amazing as I am" card from the Board Silly range by Brainbox Candy is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. Measures 17cm x 12cm.

The "Cock Wobble" card from the Board Silly range by Brainbox Candy is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. Measures 17cm x 12cm.

This "Don't Look Down" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.

This "Fucking Ace" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.

This "Ha Ha Happy Birthday" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.

This "Look at this" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.

This "You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

If this cat were on Tinder, we're pretty sure this would be its profile picture. This "See this cat? It doesn't give a fuck about your birthday" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

This card is definitely one of the more extreme in the already quite cheeky Dean Morris Cards catalogue. But we all know one person we could send this to. The "To a special Cunt" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

If you're never sure what to write in a card, or how sentimental to get, this one nails it. The "Hope your birthday isn't shit" card is from the Gumdrop range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. So you still have to write SOMETING but at least the hard part's done, right? Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

This incongruous "Fuck, you're old" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Holly Rutter, and skillfully combines pretty artwork with a sentiment as subtle as a sledgehammer.�It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This punny "Taco Cat" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words.�Acknowledge�oe of life's great truths: Taco cat spelled backwards IS Taco Cat. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

The "If you're older and you know it clap your tits" card from the BWarning range by Brainbox Candy is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. Measures 17cm x 12cm.