Cards

This premium kraft brown "I love you more than yesterday. Yesterday, you were fairly annoying" card from Bettie Confetti makes a great card for that special someone. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.

This premium kraft brown "You had me at impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a red glitter heart. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.

This premium kraft brown "Happy Mother’s Day. Being your least disappointing child seems like present enough" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a gold glitter bow. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.

This premium kraft brown "I love you slightly more than I love Dad" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a red glitter heart. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.

This premium kraft brown "May the Happiest Moment of Your Wedding Be When You No Longer Need to Plan a Wedding" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a gold glitter heart. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.

This premium kraft brown True Love card from Bettie Confetti is illustrated with a tattoo style heart and scroll which read “True Love is…” and underneath is printed the caption “using social media for the sole purpose of tagging each other in every dog meme the internet ever created.” It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.…

This premium kraft brown True Love card from Bettie Confetti is illustrated with a tattoo style heart and scroll which read “True Love is…” and underneath is printed the caption “still being on speaking terms after putting together Ikea furniture.” It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.

This premium kraft brown "You Two Weirdos Were Made For Each Other" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a silver glitter heart. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.

This premium textured "Your forties: where a night of heavy drinking requires more recovery time than major surgery" card from Bettie Confetti is patterned with a bright Eighties style pattern. Comes with a yellow envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks 'What's with the long face' and the horse says 'birth defect'. (Awkward)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "If you're older and you know it, shit your pants." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a punchy purple envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy belated birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like an old fashioned peg board which reads, "I forgot. Nothing personal, you know what I'm like!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent t…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Last Christmas I gave you my fart!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a crisp white envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK o…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Cheer up you grumpy twat, it's Christmas!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…

This rude Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Santa knows you're a cock!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a crisp white envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accr…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy leaving card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like an old fashioned peg board which reads, "By leaving, you've proved that God DOES listen to our prayers." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy leaving card features a rainbow text design which repeats different ways of saying goodbye. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a punchy purple envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Number One Mum range and features a colourful pink and turquoise typographic design which reads, "Mum, thanks for potty training me, I can't tell you how useful this has been over the years. Especially at work!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a kraft brown envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Hand…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Number One Mum range and features a colourful turquoise and purple typographic design which reads, "Happy Mother's Day. Thanks for wiping my bum and stuff." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a kraft brown envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to yo…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Warning range and features a design which looks like a warning sign which reads, "Mum, thanks for putting up with all the childish tantrums, bad behaviour, messy meal times and soiled underwear. (Anyway, enough about Dad, it's your day today.)" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a mess…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Warning range and features a design which looks like a warning sign which reads, "Mum, I know giving birth to me was tough, but nobody said making a masterpiece was easy. Happy Mother's Day!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message bo…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Warning range and features a design which looks like a warning sign which reads, "Happy Mother's Day. Good news, I'm moving back home. (Only joking, you should have aseen your face!)" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this p…

This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Warning range and features a design which looks like a warning sign which reads, "Mum, well done on such an amazing job raising us. (and Dad.) Happy Mother's Day." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent…