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Bettie Confetti Card - Fairly Annoying Bettie Confetti Card - Fairly Annoying
£2.75
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This premium kraft brown "I love you more than yesterday. Yesterday, you were fairly annoying" card from Bettie Confetti makes a great card for that special someone. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.
Bettie Confetti Card - Impeccable Spelling Bettie Confetti Card - Impeccable Spelling
£2.75
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This premium kraft brown "You had me at impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a red glitter heart. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.
Bettie Confetti Card - Least Disappointing Child Bettie Confetti Card - Least Disappointing Child
£2.75
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This premium kraft brown "Happy Mother’s Day. Being your least disappointing child seems like present enough" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a gold glitter bow. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.
Bettie Confetti Card - Love You Slightly More Than Dad Bettie Confetti Card - Love You Slightly More Than Dad
£2.75
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This premium kraft brown "I love you slightly more than I love Dad" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a red glitter heart. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.
Bettie Confetti Card - The Happiest Moment Bettie Confetti Card - The Happiest Moment
£2.75
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This premium kraft brown "May the Happiest Moment of Your Wedding Be When You No Longer Need to Plan a Wedding" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a gold glitter heart. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.
Bettie Confetti Card - True Love Dog Memes Bettie Confetti Card - True Love Dog Memes
£2.75
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This premium kraft brown True Love card from Bettie Confetti is illustrated with a tattoo style heart and scroll which read “True Love is…” and underneath is printed the caption “using social media for the sole purpose of tagging each other in every dog meme the internet ever created.” It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.…
Bettie Confetti Card - True Love Ikea Furniture Bettie Confetti Card - True Love Ikea Furniture
£2.75
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This premium kraft brown True Love card from Bettie Confetti is illustrated with a tattoo style heart and scroll which read “True Love is…” and underneath is printed the caption “still being on speaking terms after putting together Ikea furniture.” It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.
Bettie Confetti Card - You Two Weirdos Bettie Confetti Card - You Two Weirdos
£2.75
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This premium kraft brown "You Two Weirdos Were Made For Each Other" card from Bettie Confetti is embellished with a silver glitter heart. It comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.
Bettie Confetti Card - Your Forties Bettie Confetti Card - Your Forties
£2.75
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This premium textured "Your forties: where a night of heavy drinking requires more recovery time than major surgery" card from Bettie Confetti is patterned with a bright Eighties style pattern. Comes with a yellow envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Comes in a cellophane sleeve.
Board Silly Card - Horse Walks Into A Bar Board Silly Card - Horse Walks Into A Bar
£2.50
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks 'What's with the long face' and the horse says 'birth defect'. (Awkward)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box…
Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow
£2.50
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…
Board Silly Card - Older and You Know It Board Silly Card - Older and You Know It
£2.50
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "If you're older and you know it, shit your pants." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a punchy purple envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…
Brainbox Candy Belated Card - You Know What I`m Like Brainbox Candy Belated Card - You Know What I`m Like
£2.50
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy belated birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like an old fashioned peg board which reads, "I forgot. Nothing personal, you know what I'm like!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent t…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Last Christmas Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Last Christmas save
£2.50
£1.25
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Last Christmas I gave you my fart!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a crisp white envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK o…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat save
£2.50
£1.25
SALE 50% OFF
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Cheer up you grumpy twat, it's Christmas!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Santa Knows Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Santa Knows save
£2.50
£1.25
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This rude Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Santa knows you're a cock!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a crisp white envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accr…
Brainbox Candy Leaving Card - God Does Listen To Our Prayers Brainbox Candy Leaving Card - God Does Listen To Our Prayers
£2.50
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy leaving card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like an old fashioned peg board which reads, "By leaving, you've proved that God DOES listen to our prayers." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent…
Brainbox Candy Leaving Card - In A While Crocodile Brainbox Candy Leaving Card - In A While Crocodile
£2.50
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy leaving card features a rainbow text design which repeats different ways of saying goodbye. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a punchy purple envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…
Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - No1 Potty Training Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - No1 Potty Training
£2.50
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Number One Mum range and features a colourful pink and turquoise typographic design which reads, "Mum, thanks for potty training me, I can't tell you how useful this has been over the years. Especially at work!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a kraft brown envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Hand…
Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - No1 Wiping My Bum Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - No1 Wiping My Bum
£2.50
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Number One Mum range and features a colourful turquoise and purple typographic design which reads, "Happy Mother's Day. Thanks for wiping my bum and stuff." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a kraft brown envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to yo…
Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - Warning! Enough About Dad Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - Warning! Enough About Dad
£2.50
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Warning range and features a design which looks like a warning sign which reads, "Mum, thanks for putting up with all the childish tantrums, bad behaviour, messy meal times and soiled underwear. (Anyway, enough about Dad, it's your day today.)" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a mess…
Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - Warning! Masterpiece Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - Warning! Masterpiece
£2.50
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Warning range and features a design which looks like a warning sign which reads, "Mum, I know giving birth to me was tough, but nobody said making a masterpiece was easy. Happy Mother's Day!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message bo…
Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - Warning! Moving Back Home Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - Warning! Moving Back Home
£2.50
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Warning range and features a design which looks like a warning sign which reads, "Happy Mother's Day. Good news, I'm moving back home. (Only joking, you should have aseen your face!)" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this p…
Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - Warning! Raising Us Brainbox Candy Mother`s Day Card - Warning! Raising Us
£2.50
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Mother's Day card is from their Warning range and features a design which looks like a warning sign which reads, "Mum, well done on such an amazing job raising us. (and Dad.) Happy Mother's Day." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent…

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