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Cards

Board Silly Card - As Amazing as I Am Board Silly Card - As Amazing as I Am
£2.50
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The "I Hope Your Birthday is as Amazing as I am" card from the Board Silly range by Brainbox Candy is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. Measures 17cm x 12cm.
Board Silly Card - Cock Wobble Board Silly Card - Cock Wobble
£2.50
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The "Cock Wobble" card from the Board Silly range by Brainbox Candy is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. Measures 17cm x 12cm.
David Shrigley Card - Don't Look Down David Shrigley Card - Don't Look Down
£2.50
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This "Don't Look Down" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.
David Shrigley Card - Fucking Ace David Shrigley Card - Fucking Ace
£2.50
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This "Fucking Ace" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.
David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday
£2.50
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This "Ha Ha Happy Birthday" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.
David Shrigley Card - Look At This David Shrigley Card - Look At This
£2.50
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This "Look at this" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - At Least You're Trying Dean Morris Fabulous Card - At Least You're Trying
£2.50
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This "You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - See This Cat? Dean Morris Fabulous Card - See This Cat?
£2.50
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If this cat were on Tinder, we're pretty sure this would be its profile picture. This "See this cat? It doesn't give a fuck about your birthday" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - To A Special Cunt Dean Morris Fabulous Card - To A Special Cunt
£2.50
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This card is definitely one of the more extreme in the already quite cheeky Dean Morris Cards catalogue. But we all know one person we could send this to. The "To a special Cunt" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Dean Morris Gumdrop Card - Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Dean Morris Gumdrop Card - Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit
£2.50
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If you're never sure what to write in a card, or how sentimental to get, this one nails it. The "Hope your birthday isn't shit" card is from the Gumdrop range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. So you still have to write SOMETING but at least the hard part's done, right? Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Holly Rutter Card - Fuck, You're Old Holly Rutter Card - Fuck, You're Old
£2.50
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This incongruous "Fuck, you're old" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Holly Rutter, and skillfully combines pretty artwork with a sentiment as subtle as a sledgehammer.�It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
Katie Abey Card - Taco Cat Katie Abey Card - Taco Cat
£2.50
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This punny "Taco Cat" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Katie Abey, queen of the illustrated play on words.�Acknowledge�oe of life's great truths: Taco cat spelled backwards IS Taco Cat. It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
Warning Card - Clap Your Tits Warning Card - Clap Your Tits
£2.50
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The "If you're older and you know it clap your tits" card from the BWarning range by Brainbox Candy is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. Measures 17cm x 12cm.

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