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Bearly Getting By Christmas Card - Get Fat Bearly Getting By Christmas Card - Get Fat
£2.99
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Card left blank for your own message. Comes with a white envelope. Dimensions: A6 (14.8cm x 10.5cm)
Blunt Card Christmas Card - Pound Shop Blunt Card Christmas Card - Pound Shop
£2.99
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This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat Brainbox Candy Christmas Card - Xmas Grumpy Twat
£3.25
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This cheeky Brainbox Candy Christmas Card is from their Xmas range and reads, "Cheer up you grumpy twat, it's Christmas!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…
David Shrigley Christmas Card - Cat Penis David Shrigley Christmas Card - Cat Penis
£3.50
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This David Shrigley Christmas Card features a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cat with a penis under the words, "Merry Christmas." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at…
Dean Morris Christmas Card - Festive AF Dean Morris Christmas Card - Festive AF
£2.99
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Card dimensions: 126x178mm. Packed in a cellobag with envelope. Blank inside. Printed and Manufactured in the UK.
Dean Morris Christmas Card - Merry C*nting Christmas Dean Morris Christmas Card - Merry C*nting Christmas
£2.99
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Card dimensions: 126x178mm. Packed in a cellobag with envelope. Blank inside. Printed and Manufactured in the UK.
Dean Morris Christmas Card - Shit Himself Again Dean Morris Christmas Card - Shit Himself Again
£2.99
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Card dimensions: 126x178mm. Packed in a cellobag with envelope. Blank inside. Printed and Manufactured in the UK.
Dean Morris Christmas Card - Wanking Too Much Dean Morris Christmas Card - Wanking Too Much
£2.99
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Card dimensions: 126x178mm. Packed in a cellobag with envelope. Blank inside. Printed and Manufactured in the UK.
Jolly Awesome Christmas Card - Have A Christmas Jolly Awesome Christmas Card - Have A Christmas
£2.99
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Card left blank for your own message. Comes with a white envelope. Dimensions: A6 (14.8cm x 10.5cm)
kissmekwik Christmas Card - Breaking News kissmekwik Christmas Card - Breaking News
£2.99
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This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Christmas Card - Christmassy kissmekwik Christmas Card - Christmassy
£2.99
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This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Christmas Card - Happy Birthday to Me kissmekwik Christmas Card - Happy Birthday to Me
£2.99
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This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Christmas Card - It`s A Girl?! kissmekwik Christmas Card - It`s A Girl?!
£2.99
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This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Christmas Card - It`s a Vegan! kissmekwik Christmas Card - It`s a Vegan!
£2.99
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This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Christmas Card - Litter Tray kissmekwik Christmas Card - Litter Tray
£2.99
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This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
kissmekwik Christmas Card - Penis Cake kissmekwik Christmas Card - Penis Cake
£2.99
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This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Argument Modern Toss Christmas Card - Argument
£3.25
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "yeah we're all good here thanks, we've had the meal and we're just getting ready for the argument." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt Modern Toss Christmas Card - Awkward Cunt
£3.25
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of Santa asking, "hello, and what would you like for Christmas?" with a grumpy person replying, "I dunno, you fucking work it out." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer Modern Toss Christmas Card - Carol Singer
£3.25
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "I sang a carol earlier on when you were out so I just popped back to pick up me cash." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Game Modern Toss Christmas Card - Christmas Game
£3.25
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a group playing charades with suggestions of "one word..." and "bollocks." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat Modern Toss Christmas Card - Goat
£3.25
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of one kid asking, "d'you get any good presents?" to which his friend replies, "yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Messa…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie Modern Toss Christmas Card - Mince Pie
£3.25
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing of a woman saying, "next door want to know if we'd like to pop over for a mince pie" to which the man's response is, "I've got a fucking mince pie." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Bollocks Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Bollocks
£3.25
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a retro style drawing of some Christmas baubles, which upon closer inspection read, "Seasonal Bollocks to You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…
Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Cutbacks Modern Toss Christmas Card - Seasonal Cutbacks
£3.25
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This rude Modern Toss Christmas Card features a distinctive Modern Toss drawing and reads, "We're cutting back a bit this year, Steve's offered to be the tree." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a festive red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would li…

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