Rude Humour

Celebrate your worryingly old age in appropriate style with this hilarious 'Basically Dead' Tombstone Candle! This candle is shaped to mimic a large gravestone with a stepped base, with the words 'Basically Dead' engraved in Gothic script on the front, and a candle wick sticking out the top. A perfect tongue-in-cheek candle for your next birthday gathering! Measurements: 15cm x 12cm x 3cm. Wax. To…

More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy notebook will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” With 48 lined pages it's perfect for keeping track of your workplace enemies to-do list. Matt laminated soft cover, 48 feint ruled pages, perfect bound. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Printed in the UK on high quality…

Let everyone know who's boss with this hilarious A6 notebook from Brainbox Candy, designed to look like a warning sign which reads, "WARNING Piss me off today and you'll be wearing this fucking notebook." With 48 lined pages and a black elastic closure band, it's perfect for keeping track of your workplace enemies to-do list. Matt laminated soft cover, 48 feint ruled pages, perfect bound. Measures…

More aggressive than passive, this Dean Morris button badge will tell your friends and family how you really feel. Purple in colour, with eight cats photographed, it reads, '8 of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt.' Not to be worn around the faint-hearted.... Or maybe....? Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To s…

Designed with consultation from both focus groups and strangers on the internet, this Brainbox Candy button badge will remind you of the perils of letting the internet decide on the naming of things. That, and it’s a great badge for that one friend whose name you keep forgetting. Red and white in colour, it reads, “Hello, my name is… Badgey McBadgeface.” Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measu…

The most relatable of all badges, this Dean Morris button badge can speak where you can't! Black in colour, with white blocky text that simply reads 'Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck', this little badge would make for a great accessory add-on for the potty-mouthed panicker! Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see…

Show off your #gymgains with this Dean Morris button badge. Red in colour, with black-outlined bubbly white text, it reads 'Gym Wanker'. Be a proud gym wanker, own it, and live your best life. Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude button badges browse our Rude Gifts, section, avai…

More aggressive than passive, this Dean Morris button badge will tell your friends and family how you really feel. Red and white; this badge reads; “Hello, My Name Is... Sick Of Your Shit.” Not very helpful, are you? Wear this badge with pride! Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rud…

Ah, pigeons, the rats of the sky, and Britain's most common animal, you love to hate them! Show off your pigeon prejudice with this Dean Morris button badge, vivid yellow with a pigeon image, and black text that reads “I Hate Pigeons”. Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude button…

Let everyone know you're the best human being around in a tongue-in-cheek way with this funny “I Shit Rainbows' button badge from Dean Morris! This badge features the phrase printed in bubbly rainbow coloured text, with a rainbow illustration underneath. If you do actually shit rainbows; get in touch, that's well cool and probably an anomaly that warrants arrest and research. Fastens with a metal…

Show off the fact that you made it through the hell-year that was 2020, pandemics and politics and all, but more importantly, you made it through the Great Loo Roll Shortage! This fun Dean Morris button badge is purple in colour, and has an illustrated toilet roll, with the phrase “I Survived The Great Loo Roll Shortage of 2020” printed in black over the top. Fastens with a metal pin fastener and…

If you're close enough to read this Dean Morris button badge; you're close enough to get called a “Nosey Cunt.” This hilarious badge is a vivid hot pink in colour, and has the 'nosey cunt' phrase printed in teeny tiny text in white print in the centre of the badge. Perfect for people who value their personal space! Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for…

To see the rest of our sweary giftware browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

To see the rest of our sweary giftware browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

To see the rest of our sweary giftware browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

To see the rest of our sweary giftware browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

To see the rest of our sweary giftware browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

To see the rest of our sweary giftware browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

Show off your love for irreverent humour with this David Shrigley mug, decorated with an advert for a lost pigeon. Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our David Shrigley mugs browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

Sprinkle some irreverent and slightly insulting décor around your home with this Dean Morris “8 Out Of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt” coaster! This coaster is purple in colour, with an image of eight adorable cats, and the above phrase printed in white bubbly text above. This coaster is crafted from melamine and has a cork backing. Measurements: 9.8cm x 9.8cm. To see the rest of our rude and funny c…

Celebrate your big gayness with this Dean Morris “Big Gay Coaster”! Simple and sweet, this white coaster features the titular phrase printed in rainbow mulitcoloured bubbly text. This coaster is crafted from melamine and has a cork backing. Measurements: 9.8cm x 9.8cm. To see the rest of our rude and funny coasters, browse our Rude Gifts, section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop…

Stand up to the oppressive tea-drinking system with this funny Dean Morris “Fuck Tea – Have A Gin Instead” coaster! This coaster features a hot pink explosion on a blue backdrop, with 'Fuck Tea' in bright yellow, and 'Have A Gin Instead' in tiny white print underneath. This coaster is crafted from melamine and has a cork backing. Measurements: 9.8cm x 9.8cm. To see the rest of our rude and funny c…

Relive the memories of the good old days with this funny Dean Morris “Let's Drink Jagerbombs And Pretend We're In Our Twenties Again” coaster! Featuring a retro-esque design of two gentlemanly men drinking gentlemanly drinks on a light blue backdrop, and the above phrase printed in white script above them, this coaster would make for a great little gift for the grown-up Jagerbomb crew. This coaste…

'Live, Laugh, and Fuck Off Some Place Else.' Huge mood. This retro aesthetic coaster is crafted from melamine and has a cork backing. Measurements: 9.8cm x 9.8cm. To see the rest of our rude and funny coasters, browse our Rude Gifts, section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.