Rude Humour

This official 2024 David Shrigley wall calendar has 12 recent colour works to motivate you each month and makes the the perfect gift for those annoyingly disorganised friends and family members. Get your shit together in 2024 and plan your year like a pro, motivated by the distinctive quick-witted drawings and hand-rendered texts of artist David Shrigley. Comes with hole to hang on the wall and me…

Calendars: officially better than using how many biscuits are left in the packet to determine what day of the week it is. This Modern Toss 2024 calendar sits perfectly on desks and features 12 cartoons about life in the distinctive and sweary Modern Toss art style. Each page is month-per-view and includes holidays, birthdays and important historical events (including National Burger day, the colla…

Calendars: officially better than using how many biscuits are left in the packet to determine what day of the week it is. This Modern Toss 2024 calendar hangs on the wall and features 12 cartoons about life in the distinctive and sweary Modern Toss art style. Each page is month-per-view and includes holidays, birthdays and important historical events (including National Burger day, the collapse of…

Perfect for the puerile, this Brainbox Candy notebook is guaranteed to make you smirk and snigger. Designed to look like lined paper with a list written on it in rainbow coloured crayons, it reads, “Bogey face, poo head, bum bum, willy, snot, wee wee, dinkle, boobies, plop.” With 48 lined pages it's perfect for keeping a list of immature names and catchphrases. Matt laminated soft cover, 48 feint…

More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy mug says what you wish you were allowed to say when you’re dealing with your third customer of the day, but you’re only on your second coffee. Red, white and black in colour, it reads, “Here to help! Only joking, fuck off.” Resting bitch face in mug form! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and Microwa…

Tell it like it is with this in-your-face Brainbox Candy mug reading, "Information: I think the fuck I give went that way." Helpful for alerting co-workers that you're not in the best of moods! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our rude mugs browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-m…

We all dread that one person at work who is incapable of making a decent cup of tea... tell it like it is with this in-your-face mug reading, "This tea tastes like minge!" Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our rude mugs browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in Yo…

More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy button badge will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.8cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude button badges browse our Rude Gifts, section, avail…

More aggressive than passive, this Dean Morris button badge will tell your friends and family how you really feel. Purple in colour, with eight cats photographed, it reads, '8 of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt.' Not to be worn around the faint-hearted.... Or maybe....? Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To s…

Designed with consultation from both focus groups and strangers on the internet, this Brainbox Candy button badge will remind you of the perils of letting the internet decide on the naming of things. That, and it’s a great badge for that one friend whose name you keep forgetting. Red and white in colour, it reads, “Hello, my name is… Badgey McBadgeface.” Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measu…

The most relatable of all badges, this Dean Morris button badge can speak where you can't! Black in colour, with white blocky text that simply reads 'Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck', this little badge would make for a great accessory add-on for the potty-mouthed panicker! Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see…

More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy button badge says what you wish you were allowed to say when you’re dealing with your third customer of the day, but you’re only on your second coffee. Red, white and black in colour, it reads, “Here to help! Only joking, fuck off.” Resting bitch face in button badge form! Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.8cm in diameter. Not suitab…

Ah, pigeons, the rats of the sky, and Britain's most common animal, you love to hate them! Show off your pigeon prejudice with this Dean Morris button badge, vivid yellow with a pigeon image, and black text that reads “I Hate Pigeons”. Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude button…

Let everyone know you're the best human being around in a tongue-in-cheek way with this funny “I Shit Rainbows' button badge from Dean Morris! This badge features the phrase printed in bubbly rainbow coloured text, with a rainbow illustration underneath. If you do actually shit rainbows; get in touch, that's well cool and probably an anomaly that warrants arrest and research. Fastens with a metal…

If you're close enough to read this Dean Morris button badge; you're close enough to get called a “Nosey Cunt.” This hilarious badge is a vivid hot pink in colour, and has the 'nosey cunt' phrase printed in teeny tiny text in white print in the centre of the badge. Perfect for people who value their personal space! Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for…

Jot down your notes in style with these 'Fucking Brilliant' Pencils from the Calligraphuck range! These snazzy pre-sharpened HB/No. 2 pencils feature grey and black colouring, with a grey eraser topper, and emblazoned with five differing phrases; “Write That Shit Down”, “Fuck-A-Doodle-Do”, “Getting Shit Done”, “Fucking Brilliant”, and “Take Note, Bitches”, in embossed golden-foil. This pack of ten…

Stay organised and put-together like a real adult human (or, try) with this hardback deluxe 'You Got This Shit' journal from the Calligraphuck range! The cover of this black journal is stamped with the titular phrase; 'You Got This Shit' in sprawling metallic golden-foil calligraphy, with high-quality paper pages inside, with alternating blank and lined pages with corner vignette detailing, AND gi…

More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy coaster will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop ba…

We’re gonna need a bigger… mug? We defy you not to hum this iconic theme tune as you look at this silly Brainbox Candy coaster, decorated with the music score of the Jaws theme tune, embellished with a doodle of a shark and an unsuspecting swimmer. Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts…

Need a notebook? Foiled by not taking notes beforehand? This David Shrigley notebook has you covered! This little white A6 notebook features a distinctive Shrigley illustrated front cover, which shows a spiral-bound notepad with the words, "NOTES. I Wish I Had Taken Notes. But I Did Not Take Notes. And Now I Cannot Remember What Was Said." Relatable. Soft cover, 48 feint ruled pages, perfect bound…

Show someone you really care with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of the Ace of Spades, it reads, "You are fucking ace." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

Show off some eclectic humour with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of black inked eye-catching line art with a circle in the centre that reads, "I'm So Hungover I Wish I Was Dead." Relatable. Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section…

Show off your love for irreverent humour with this David Shrigley mug, featuring an illustration printed on both sides of a man with a headache, with the words reading, "You Are A Bunch of Twats And You Are Totally Doing My Head In." Relatable. A great gift for managers, bosses, coworkers, and teachers. Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwav…

Show off your love for irreverent humour with this David Shrigley mug, featuring an illustration printed on both sides of a swimming and playing dolphins, each saying "Fuck." Relatable, we think? A great gift for anyone who wants their mug to speak for them instead. Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our David S…