Rude Humour
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy notebook will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” With 48 lined pages it's perfect for keeping track of your workplace enemies to-do list. Matt laminated soft cover, 48 feint ruled pages, perfect bound. Measures 14.8cm x 10.5cm. Printed in the UK on high quality…
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy mug says what you wish you were allowed to say when you’re dealing with your third customer of the day, but you’re only on your second coffee. Red, white and black in colour, it reads, “Here to help! Only joking, fuck off.” Resting bitch face in mug form! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and Microwa…
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Tell it like it is with this in-your-face Brainbox Candy mug reading, "Information: I think the fuck I give went that way." Helpful for alerting co-workers that you're not in the best of moods! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our rude mugs browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-m…
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We all dread that one person at work who is incapable of making a decent cup of tea... tell it like it is with this in-your-face mug reading, "This tea tastes like minge!" Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our rude mugs browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in Yo…
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy button badge will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.8cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude button badges browse our Rude Gifts, section, avail…
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More aggressive than passive, this Dean Morris button badge will tell your friends and family how you really feel. Purple in colour, with eight cats photographed, it reads, '8 of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt.' Not to be worn around the faint-hearted.... Or maybe....? Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To s…
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Designed with consultation from both focus groups and strangers on the internet, this Brainbox Candy button badge will remind you of the perils of letting the internet decide on the naming of things. That, and it’s a great badge for that one friend whose name you keep forgetting. Red and white in colour, it reads, “Hello, my name is… Badgey McBadgeface.” Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measu…
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy coaster will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop ba…
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More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy coaster says what you wish you were allowed to say when you’re dealing with your third customer of the day, but you’re only on your second coffee. Red, white and black in colour, it reads, “Here to help! Only joking, fuck off.” Resting bitch face in coaster form! Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in t…
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We’re gonna need a bigger… mug? We defy you not to hum this iconic theme tune as you look at this silly Brainbox Candy coaster, decorated with the music score of the Jaws theme tune, embellished with a doodle of a shark and an unsuspecting swimmer. Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts…
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Need a notebook? Foiled by not taking notes beforehand? This David Shrigley notebook has you covered! This little white A6 notebook features a distinctive Shrigley illustrated front cover, which shows a spiral-bound notepad with the words, "NOTES. I Wish I Had Taken Notes. But I Did Not Take Notes. And Now I Cannot Remember What Was Said." Relatable. Soft cover, 48 feint ruled pages, perfect bound…
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Show someone you really care with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of the Ace of Spades, it reads, "You are fucking ace." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.
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Show off some eclectic humour with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a weird looking feline friend, it reads, "LOST CAT. Looks Like This." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop…
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Show off some eclectic humour with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of black inked eye-catching line art with a circle in the centre that reads, "I'm So Hungover I Wish I Was Dead." Relatable. Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section…
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This David Shrigley coaster speaks the truth as we know it: featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of an assortment of cups, it reads, "You cannot drink too much tea it is not possible." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-m…
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Show off your love for irreverent humour with this David Shrigley mug, featuring an illustration printed on both sides of a man with a headache, with the words reading, "You Are A Bunch of Twats And You Are Totally Doing My Head In." Relatable. A great gift for managers, bosses, coworkers, and teachers. Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwav…
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Show off your love for irreverent humour with this David Shrigley mug, featuring an illustration printed on both sides of a swimming and playing dolphins, each saying "Fuck." Relatable, we think? A great gift for anyone who wants their mug to speak for them instead. Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our David S…
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'Live, Laugh, and Fuck Off Some Place Else.' Huge mood. This retro aesthetic coaster is crafted from melamine and has a cork backing. Measurements: 9.8cm x 9.8cm. To see the rest of our rude and funny coasters, browse our Rude Gifts, section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.
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Let your pen do the talking for you with this hilarious Dean Morris “Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?” black-inked comfort grip ballpoint pen! This pen features a white coloured body with the titular phrase printed along the top half in black text, with a blue soft comfort grip, silver pen clip, and click-down button. A perfect pen for the passive-aggressive writer! Pen measures 14cm, w…
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Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? Travel the world! Meet interesting people! Learn how to upset them instantly! This collection of weird, wonderful and downright offensive swearwords from around the globe is showcased across 100 cards, along with the English translation and an offensiveness rating from 1-5 stars. Impress and awe with your fluency and “extensive” vocabulary!…
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Avid readers everywhere are sure to give a wry little smile at this tongue-in-cheek magnetic bookmark which reads, "Fuck off, I'm reading. Seriously, off you fuck!" Measures 10.5cm x 5cm. Comes in gift packet. To see the rest of our excellent rude humour range, click here, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.
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Keep your place in your books in style with this David Shrigley 'Fucking Ace Bookmark' Magnetic Bookmark! Simply slot it over your page and there it will stay until you pick it up again. Perfect for avid readers! Measures 10.5cm x 5cm. Comes in gift packet. To see the rest of our excellent rude humour range, click here, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.
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Do you like words like 'bum' or 'flange'? You do? Good! Let your imagination run wild with these cheeky magnetic words. Perfect for that naughty proposition or silly message. Pack contains approximately 140 flexible magnetic words (and punctuation) in assorted rainbow colours. Each magnet is just under 9mm high. To see the rest of our excellent rude humour range, click here, available online, or i…
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Inject some rude humour into your kitchen cupboards with this hilarious Micropenis Mug! From a distance, this simply looks like a black and white patterned generic mug, but come closer and watch as the black squiggles focus into... tiny penises! A repeating pattern of small outlined todgers cover the body of the mug, and some special penii are coloured in vivid pinks, browns, and blacks. Represent…