Rude Humour

This official 2026 David Shrigley wall calendar has 12 recent colour works to motivate you each month and makes the the perfect gift for those annoyingly disorganised friends and family members. Get your shit together in 2026 and plan your year like a pro, motivated by the distinctive quick-witted drawings and hand-rendered texts of artist David Shrigley. Comes with hole to hang on the wall and me…

More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy mug says what you wish you were allowed to say when you’re dealing with your third customer of the day, but you’re only on your second coffee. Red, white and black in colour, it reads, “Here to help! Only joking, fuck off.” Resting bitch face in mug form! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and Microwa…

Tell it like it is with this in-your-face Brainbox Candy mug reading, "Information: I think the fuck I give went that way." Helpful for alerting co-workers that you're not in the best of moods! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our rude mugs browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-m…

We all dread that one person at work who is incapable of making a decent cup of tea... tell it like it is with this in-your-face mug reading, "This tea tastes like minge!" Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our rude mugs browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in Yo…

More aggressive than passive, this Dean Morris button badge will tell your friends and family how you really feel. Purple in colour, with eight cats photographed, it reads, '8 of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt.' Not to be worn around the faint-hearted.... Or maybe....? Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To s…

The most relatable of all badges, this Dean Morris button badge can speak where you can't! Black in colour, with white blocky text that simply reads 'Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck', this little badge would make for a great accessory add-on for the potty-mouthed panicker! Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see…

Ah, pigeons, the rats of the sky, and Britain's most common animal, you love to hate them! Show off your pigeon prejudice with this Dean Morris button badge, vivid yellow with a pigeon image, and black text that reads “I Hate Pigeons”. Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for children. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude button…

Let everyone know you're the best human being around in a tongue-in-cheek way with this funny “I Shit Rainbows' button badge from Dean Morris! This badge features the phrase printed in bubbly rainbow coloured text, with a rainbow illustration underneath. If you do actually shit rainbows; get in touch, that's well cool and probably an anomaly that warrants arrest and research. Fastens with a metal…

If you're close enough to read this Dean Morris button badge; you're close enough to get called a “Nosey Cunt.” This hilarious badge is a vivid hot pink in colour, and has the 'nosey cunt' phrase printed in teeny tiny text in white print in the centre of the badge. Perfect for people who value their personal space! Fastens with a metal pin fastener and measures 3.2cm in diameter. Not suitable for…

More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy coaster will tell your colleagues how you really feel. Black and yellow in colour, it reads, “5 days with you twats, two days of bliss.” Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop ba…

More aggressive than passive, this Brainbox Candy coaster says what you wish you were allowed to say when you’re dealing with your third customer of the day, but you’re only on your second coffee. Red, white and black in colour, it reads, “Here to help! Only joking, fuck off.” Resting bitch face in coaster form! Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in t…

Show someone you really care with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of the Ace of Spades, it reads, "You are fucking ace." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.

Show off some eclectic humour with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a weird looking feline friend, it reads, "LOST CAT. Looks Like This." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop…

Show off some eclectic humour with this David Shrigley coaster. Featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of black inked eye-catching line art with a circle in the centre that reads, "I'm So Hungover I Wish I Was Dead." Relatable. Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section…

This David Shrigley coaster speaks the truth as we know it: featuring a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of an assortment of cups, it reads, "You cannot drink too much tea it is not possible." Melamine coaster with cork backing measures 10cm x 10cm. Printed and manufactured in the UK. To see the rest of our rude coasters browse our Rude Gifts section, available online, or in our brick-and-m…

Show off your love for irreverent humour with this David Shrigley mug, featuring an illustration printed on both sides of a man with a headache, with the words reading, "You Are A Bunch of Twats And You Are Totally Doing My Head In." Relatable. A great gift for managers, bosses, coworkers, and teachers. Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwav…

Show off your love for irreverent humour with this David Shrigley mug, featuring an illustration printed on both sides of a swimming and playing dolphins, each saying "Fuck." Relatable, we think? A great gift for anyone who wants their mug to speak for them instead. Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter. Comes in presentation box. Dishwasher and microwave safe. To see the rest of our David S…

Let your pen do the talking for you with this hilarious Dean Morris “I Don't Have An Attitude Problem, You Stupid Fucking Cunt” black-inked comfort grip ballpoint pen! This pen features a white coloured body with the titular phrase printed along the top half in black and red bubbly text, with a red soft comfort grip, silver pen clip, and click-down button. A perfect pen for the passive-aggressive…

Let your pen do the talking for you with this hilarious Dean Morris “Don't Steal My Fucking Pen” black-inked comfort grip ballpoint pen! This pen features a white coloured body with the titular phrase printed along the top half in black and red bubbly text, with a red soft comfort grip, silver pen clip, and click-down button. A perfect pen for the passive-aggressive writer! Pen measures 14cm, with…

Let your pen do the talking for you with this hilarious Dean Morris “Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck” black-inked comfort grip ballpoint pen! This pen features a white coloured body with the titular phrase printed along the top half in multi-coloured blue and purple text, with a purple soft comfort grip, silver pen clip, and click-down button. A perfect pen for the passive-aggressive writer! Pen measures 1…

Let your pen do the talking for you with this hilarious Dean Morris “Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?” black-inked comfort grip ballpoint pen! This pen features a white coloured body with the titular phrase printed along the top half in black text, with a blue soft comfort grip, silver pen clip, and click-down button. A perfect pen for the passive-aggressive writer! Pen measures 14cm, w…

Let your pen do the talking for you with this hilarious Dean Morris “Piss Off, I'm Busy!” black-inked comfort grip ballpoint pen! This pen features a white coloured body with the titular phrase printed along the top half in black text, with a black soft comfort grip, silver pen clip, and click-down button. A perfect pen for the passive-aggressive writer! Pen measures 14cm, with the design printed…

Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? Travel the world! Meet interesting people! Learn how to upset them instantly! This collection of weird, wonderful and downright offensive swearwords from around the globe is showcased across 100 cards, along with the English translation and an offensiveness rating from 1-5 stars. Impress and awe with your fluency and “extensive” vocabulary!…

Avid readers everywhere are sure to give a wry little smile at this tongue-in-cheek magnetic bookmark which reads, "Fuck off, I'm reading. Seriously, off you fuck!" Measures 10.5cm x 5cm. Comes in gift packet. To see the rest of our excellent rude humour range, click here, available online, or in our brick-and-mortar shop based in York, UK.