Rude

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you... wonderful, awesome, nice, kind, easygoing, remarkable. Oh, would you look at that. An acronym. I totally did not see that until now." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to…

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A good birthday is like bum sex: exciting, not entirely what you expected, painful in the morning." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pa…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cocktail Menu: Screwdriver, Mojito, Sex on the Beach, Finger Up A Postman's Bum, Tossing Off a Man Called Tony on the Bus, Tit Wank in a Dark Alley, Manhattan, Tequila Sunrise." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Checked out your family tree and you come from a long line of cunts." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct…

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "May your birthday be absolutely fucking splendid." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cheer up Grumpy McFucksnatch! It's your birthday." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks 'What's with the long face' and the horse says 'birth defect'. (Awkward)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you: Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful. Whoops an acronym, now how did that happen?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on th…

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Well shit in my coat pocket and call my Derek, it's your birthday!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration a fox in some undergrowth and reads "I am hiding in the undergrow where the bastards can't see me." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone els…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cockerel screaming 'Fuck!'. Relatable. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout.…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a dinosaur and reads "I did a shit that was this big." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a chap crossing a bridge above a pit containing a giant penis with the vaguely threatening instruction "DON'T LOOK DOWN." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a person fallen over with an arrow in their bum and reads "DRUNK AGAIN" and the person saying, "I'm not drunk - I have been harpooned." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of the Ace of Spades playing card "You're fucking ace." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to a…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a naked man laughing and reads, "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PPY BIRTHDAY." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or d…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a smug cat and reads, "I Killed A Mouse. I Killed A Bird. I Damaged Your Upholstery. And I Scratched You. I Thought This Was What You Wanted." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page an…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a bear and reads, "I will kill you and eat you and then I will do a big shit." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where y…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of two rabbits, oe saying, "There is a land not far away from here where rabbits live in harmony with all other creatures" to which the other replies, "That's a complete load of shit and you know it." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a blue pigeon and a little poop, and reads "Happy Birthday. I Did A Shit For You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose whe…

This David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cute wrapped present with the underheading reading "Huge Poisonous Snake." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you woul…

This David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley painting of a metal trash can with the words reading "Wake Up And Smell The Garbage." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…