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Blunt Card - Judge People Blunt Card - Judge People
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Let's Go Somewhere And Judge People’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredite…
Blunt Card - Shoplifting Blunt Card - Shoplifting
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Let's Do Lunch And Then A Day Of Shoplifting. Just The Two Of Us.’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Prin…
Blunt Card - Thanks Bitch Blunt Card - Thanks Bitch
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘What Do You Say? Thanks Bitch’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited boar…
Board Silly Card - A Few Words Board Silly Card - A Few Words
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you... wonderful, awesome, nice, kind, easygoing, remarkable. Oh, would you look at that. An acronym. I totally did not see that until now." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to…
Board Silly Card - Family Tree Board Silly Card - Family Tree
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Checked out your family tree and you come from a long line of cunts." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct…
Board Silly Card - Fucking Splendid Birthday Board Silly Card - Fucking Splendid Birthday
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "May your birthday be absolutely fucking splendid." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…
Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cheer up Grumpy McFucksnatch! It's your birthday." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…
Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…
David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cockerel screaming 'Fuck!'. Relatable. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout.…
David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a chap crossing a bridge above a pit containing a giant penis with the vaguely threatening instruction "DON'T LOOK DOWN." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…
David Shrigley Card - Drunk Again David Shrigley Card - Drunk Again
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a person fallen over with an arrow in their bum and reads "DRUNK AGAIN" and the person saying, "I'm not drunk - I have been harpooned." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
David Shrigley Card - Fucking Ace David Shrigley Card - Fucking Ace
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of the Ace of Spades playing card "You're fucking ace." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to a…
David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a naked man laughing and reads, "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PPY BIRTHDAY." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or d…
David Shrigley Card - I Killed A Mouse David Shrigley Card - I Killed A Mouse
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a smug cat and reads, "I Killed A Mouse. I Killed A Bird. I Damaged Your Upholstery. And I Scratched You. I Thought This Was What You Wanted." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page an…
David Shrigley Card - Kill You & Eat You David Shrigley Card - Kill You & Eat You
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a bear and reads, "I will kill you and eat you and then I will do a big shit." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where y…
David Shrigley Card - Pigeon Shit David Shrigley Card - Pigeon Shit
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a blue pigeon and a little poop, and reads "Happy Birthday. I Did A Shit For You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose whe…
David Shrigley Card - Sorry I Fell Asleep... David Shrigley Card - Sorry I Fell Asleep...
£2.75
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This cheeky David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley painting of a sleeping man in all his naked glory, and reads "Sorry I fell asleep whilst you were talking." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Alexa Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Alexa
£2.75
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, "Alexa, make my children disappear." You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK. Comes wrapped in a cellophane sleeve. To…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Biggest Bellend Award Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Biggest Bellend Award
£2.75
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Congratulations! You've Won The Biggest Bellend Award.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Bitchy and Judgemental Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Bitchy and Judgemental
£2.75
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “I Love That We're Both Bitchy and Judgemental”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - File This Under Dean Morris Bubbles Card - File This Under
£2.75
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Just Let Me File This Under Fuck It”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed i…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Shoving It Up Your Arse Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Shoving It Up Your Arse
£2.75
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?” and “Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse?”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Swear Words Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Swear Words
£2.75
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Finally, A Card That Doesn't Have Fuck, Wank, Bollocks, Cock Or Tosser On”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - 8 Out Of 10 Cats Dean Morris Fabulous Card - 8 Out Of 10 Cats
£2.75
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “8 Out Of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed…

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