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Board Silly Card - Birthday Bum Sex Board Silly Card - Birthday Bum Sex
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A good birthday is like bum sex: exciting, not entirely what you expected, painful in the morning." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pa…
Board Silly Card - Cock Wobble Board Silly Card - Cock Wobble
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "I was going to write you a nice birthday message but then I wrote Cock Wobble & Titty Drizzle and now I've run out of letters." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten…
Board Silly Card - Cocktail Menu Board Silly Card - Cocktail Menu
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cocktail Menu: Screwdriver, Mojito, Sex on the Beach, Finger Up A Postman's Bum, Tossing Off a Man Called Tony on the Bus, Tit Wank in a Dark Alley, Manhattan, Tequila Sunrise." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add…
Board Silly Card - Family Tree Board Silly Card - Family Tree
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Checked out your family tree and you come from a long line of cunts." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct…
Board Silly Card - Fucking Splendid Birthday Board Silly Card - Fucking Splendid Birthday
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "May your birthday be absolutely fucking splendid." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…
Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cheer up Grumpy McFucksnatch! It's your birthday." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…
Board Silly Card - Horse Walks Into A Bar Board Silly Card - Horse Walks Into A Bar
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks 'What's with the long face' and the horse says 'birth defect'. (Awkward)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box…
Board Silly Card - Once Upon A Time Board Silly Card - Once Upon A Time
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else…
Board Silly Card - Twat Acronym Board Silly Card - Twat Acronym
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you: Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful. Whoops an acronym, now how did that happen?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on th…
Board Silly Card - Well, Shit In My Coat Pocket... Board Silly Card - Well, Shit In My Coat Pocket...
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Well shit in my coat pocket and call my Derek, it's your birthday!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
Chalk Card - Mum`s Front Bottom Chalk Card - Mum`s Front Bottom
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Chalk range and features a design which looks like a hand-lettered chalkboard which reads, "This is from me to you to celebrate that day you popped out of your mum's front bottom." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
David Shrigley Card - Bastards Can`t See Me David Shrigley Card - Bastards Can`t See Me
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration a fox in some undergrowth and reads "I am hiding in the undergrow where the bastards can't see me." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone els…
David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cockerel screaming 'Fuck!'. Relatable. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout.…
David Shrigley Card - Dinosaur Shit David Shrigley Card - Dinosaur Shit
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a dinosaur and reads "I did a shit that was this big." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to…
David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a chap crossing a bridge above a pit containing a giant penis with the vaguely threatening instruction "DON'T LOOK DOWN." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…
David Shrigley Card - Fuck Off Balloom David Shrigley Card - Fuck Off Balloom
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a bloke waving from the basket of a hot air balloon which reads "FUCK OFF." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you…
David Shrigley Card - Fuck You All David Shrigley Card - Fuck You All
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of an eagle and reads "FUCK YOU ALL." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printe…
David Shrigley Card - Kill You & Eat You David Shrigley Card - Kill You & Eat You
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a bear and reads, "I will kill you and eat you and then I will do a big shit." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where y…
David Shrigley Card - Live in Harmony David Shrigley Card - Live in Harmony
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of two rabbits, oe saying, "There is a land not far away from here where rabbits live in harmony with all other creatures" to which the other replies, "That's a complete load of shit and you know it." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your…
David Shrigley Card - Pigeon Shit David Shrigley Card - Pigeon Shit
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a blue pigeon and a little poop, and reads "Happy Birthday. I Did A Shit For You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose whe…
David Shrigley Card - Piss Pool David Shrigley Card - Piss Pool
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a stick man next to a swimming pool which is labelled "PISS." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it…
David Shrigley Card - Poisonous Snake David Shrigley Card - Poisonous Snake
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This David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cute wrapped present with the underheading reading "Huge Poisonous Snake." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you woul…
David Shrigley Card - Smell The Garbage David Shrigley Card - Smell The Garbage
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This David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley painting of a metal trash can with the words reading "Wake Up And Smell The Garbage." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like…
David Shrigley Card - Sorry I Fell Asleep... David Shrigley Card - Sorry I Fell Asleep...
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This cheeky David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley painting of a sleeping man in all his naked glory, and reads "Sorry I fell asleep whilst you were talking." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…

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