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Board Silly Card - Horse Walks Into A Bar Board Silly Card - Horse Walks Into A Bar
£2.50
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks 'What's with the long face' and the horse says 'birth defect'. (Awkward)." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box…
Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow
£2.50
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…
Board Silly Card - Older and You Know It Board Silly Card - Older and You Know It
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "If you're older and you know it, shit your pants." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a punchy purple envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…
Chalk Card - Mum`s Front Bottom Chalk Card - Mum`s Front Bottom
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Chalk range and features a design which looks like a hand-lettered chalkboard which reads, "This is from me to you to celebrate that day you popped out of your mum's front bottom." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
David Shrigley Card - Drunk Again David Shrigley Card - Drunk Again
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a person fallen over with an arrow in their bum and reads "DRUNK AGAIN" and the person saying, "I'm not drunk - I have been harpooned." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
David Shrigley Card - Steam Roller David Shrigley Card - Steam Roller
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a man on a steamroller, is blank inside for your own message, and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK o…
Dean Morris Bocadillo Card - What More Do You Want? Dean Morris Bocadillo Card - What More Do You Want?
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bocadillo range. Blank inside, the front reads, “I Got You This Card. What More Do You Want?” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 148x148m…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Biggest Bellend Award Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Biggest Bellend Award
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Congratulations! You've Won The Biggest Bellend Award.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Bitchy and Judgemental Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Bitchy and Judgemental
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “I Love That We're Both Bitchy and Judgemental”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - File This Under Dean Morris Bubbles Card - File This Under
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Just Let Me File This Under Fuck It”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed i…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - I Love My Cat Dean Morris Bubbles Card - I Love My Cat
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “I Love My Cat” and "I Tolerate My Human". You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, pack…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Shoving It Up Your Arse Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Shoving It Up Your Arse
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?” and “Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse?”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Swear Words Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Swear Words
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Finally, A Card That Doesn't Have Fuck, Wank, Bollocks, Cock Or Tosser On”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - 8 Out Of 10 Cats Dean Morris Fabulous Card - 8 Out Of 10 Cats
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “8 Out Of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Birthday Cat Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Birthday Cat
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Birthday Cat Says... Do What The Fuck You Like, I Really Don't Give A Shit”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Cheer Up! Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Cheer Up!
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a c…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Chin Up Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Chin Up
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Chin Up Dear! All Of Them.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a cello…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Dick With The Birthday Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Dick With The Birthday
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “You! The Dick With The Birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Don`t Care About Your Stupid Birthday Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Don`t Care About Your Stupid Birthday
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “I Don't Care About Your Stupid Birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, pac…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Fuck Off Roses Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Fuck Off Roses
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Fuck Off” in flowing script against a backdrop of pastel roses. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Fuck You Cat Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Fuck You Cat
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Fuck You” in flowing script along with an angry looking white cat. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK.…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Gin Delivery Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Gin Delivery
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Your Gin Delivery Is On It's Way.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Happy Birthday Man Whore Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Happy Birthday Man Whore
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Happy Birthday, You Big Man Whore.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Happy Birthday Wanker Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Happy Birthday Wanker
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Happy Birthday, Wanker.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a cellopha…

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