Rude

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Checked out your family tree and you come from a long line of cunts." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration a fox in some undergrowth and reads "I am hiding in the undergrow where the bastards can't see me." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone els…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a dinosaur and reads "I did a shit that was this big." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a person fallen over with an arrow in their bum and reads "DRUNK AGAIN" and the person saying, "I'm not drunk - I have been harpooned." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a bloke waving from the basket of a hot air balloon which reads "FUCK OFF." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a smug cat and reads, "I Killed A Mouse. I Killed A Bird. I Damaged Your Upholstery. And I Scratched You. I Thought This Was What You Wanted." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page an…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a bear and reads, "I will kill you and eat you and then I will do a big shit." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where y…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of two rabbits, oe saying, "There is a land not far away from here where rabbits live in harmony with all other creatures" to which the other replies, "That's a complete load of shit and you know it." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Fuck Off” in flowing script against a backdrop of pastel roses. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “News Flash! You're Old As Fuck.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “One Year Older... And Still A Dick.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed i…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “You Sir, Are A Knob.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a cellophane…

Share some questionable love with this George Cardmaker 'Planning My Outfit' greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced fr…

Send your loved ones a token of goofy tongue-in-cheek ribbing with this fun card from Jolly Awesome and Lines! This card shows a design of a smiley face with a party hat and the caption "First Card I Saw". It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someon…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Let's Do Lunch And Then A Day Of Shoplifting. Just The Two Of Us.’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Prin…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘What Do You Say? Thanks Bitch’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited boar…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Every Sunrise is a Message From God - Wanker’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Fuck This (or other appropriate noun)’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredi…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Yes, Please Tell Me More About Your Gluten Free Diet’ cat Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Before The Internet’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘How Many People Work At Your Company? About Half of Them’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Mummy's Breaking Point’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourc…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘I Hope It's A Pony’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced f…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Why Do You Want This Job? I've Always Been Passionate About Not Starving To Death’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to a…