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This "Don't Look Down" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.

If this cat were on Tinder, we're pretty sure this would be its profile picture. This "See this cat? It doesn't give a fuck about your birthday" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

This card is definitely one of the more extreme in the already quite cheeky Dean Morris Cards catalogue. But we all know one person we could send this to. The "To a special Cunt" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

If you're never sure what to write in a card, or how sentimental to get, this one nails it. The "Hope your birthday isn't shit" card is from the Gumdrop range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. So you still have to write SOMETING but at least the hard part's done, right? Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.

Originally a twitter sensation, the outrageus yet nostalgic Forest Friends have been immortalised in greetings card form by Whale and Bird. This "Little Dickhead" card comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 14.8cm.

This incongruous "Fuck, you're old" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Holly Rutter, and skillfully combines pretty artwork with a sentiment as subtle as a sledgehammer.�It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.

This kissmekwik "Are you childish?" card is perfect for your puerile pals. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

Uh oh, Wolverine's got a problem. This kissmekwik "Oh shit, I've got an itchy bumhole" card is perfect for those special friends who like to debate the superiority of super powers. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.