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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you... wonderful, awesome, nice, kind, easygoing, remarkable. Oh, would you look at that. An acronym. I totally did not see that until now." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to…

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A good birthday is like bum sex: exciting, not entirely what you expected, painful in the morning." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pa…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Congratulations! You've Won The Biggest Bellend Award.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “I Love That We're Both Bitchy and Judgemental”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?” and “Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse?”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Finally, A Card That Doesn't Have Fuck, Wank, Bollocks, Cock Or Tosser On”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “8 Out Of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a c…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Your Gin Delivery Is On It's Way.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Hip Hip Replacement, It's Your Birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, pac…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “News Flash! You're Old As Fuck.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “See This Cat? It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It meas…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Shit The Bed! You're Old! Oh, You Already Did...” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x…

This card is definitely one of the more extreme in the already quite cheeky Dean Morris Cards catalogue. But we all know one person we could send this to. This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “To A Special Cunt” in flowing script against a rose backdrop. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Gumdrop range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a ce…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Twisted Retro range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Hello! Yes, You! The Old One!” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in…

Share some questionable love with this George Cardmaker 'Planning My Outfit' greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced fr…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Alright, Darlin'?’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced fr…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Yes, Please Tell Me More About Your Gluten Free Diet’ cat Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Happy Birthday Penis Cake’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board so…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘So I Have To Manage My Anger Because People Can't Manage Their Stupid?’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout.…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Word Cannot Describe How Beautiful You Are, But Numbers Can 6/10’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Print…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Turtles’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced from sustain…