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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Let's Do Lunch And Then A Day Of Shoplifting. Just The Two Of Us.’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Prin…

Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘What Do You Say? Thanks Bitch’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited boar…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you... wonderful, awesome, nice, kind, easygoing, remarkable. Oh, would you look at that. An acronym. I totally did not see that until now." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to…

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A good birthday is like bum sex: exciting, not entirely what you expected, painful in the morning." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pa…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cocktail Menu: Screwdriver, Mojito, Sex on the Beach, Finger Up A Postman's Bum, Tossing Off a Man Called Tony on the Bus, Tit Wank in a Dark Alley, Manhattan, Tequila Sunrise." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add…

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cheer up Grumpy McFucksnatch! It's your birthday." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else…

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Well shit in my coat pocket and call my Derek, it's your birthday!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cockerel screaming 'Fuck!'. Relatable. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout.…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a person fallen over with an arrow in their bum and reads "DRUNK AGAIN" and the person saying, "I'm not drunk - I have been harpooned." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of the Ace of Spades playing card "You're fucking ace." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to a…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a naked man laughing and reads, "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PPY BIRTHDAY." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or d…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a blue pigeon and a little poop, and reads "Happy Birthday. I Did A Shit For You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose whe…

This cheeky David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley painting of a sleeping man in all his naked glory, and reads "Sorry I fell asleep whilst you were talking." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cow being milked and reads, "What the hell are you doing?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it s…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “8 Out Of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “You! The Dick With The Birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Fuck You” in flowing script along with an angry looking white cat. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK.…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Hip Hip Replacement, It's Your Birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, pac…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “News Flash! You're Old As Fuck.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Shit The Bed! You're Old! Oh, You Already Did...” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x…

This card is definitely one of the more extreme in the already quite cheeky Dean Morris Cards catalogue. But we all know one person we could send this to. This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “To A Special Cunt” in flowing script against a rose backdrop. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Gumdrop range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a ce…