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Covid19 Update: Despite these challenging times we're still safely shipping cool stuff out to cool people all over the world. However it is possible that there may be courier delays and we can no longer guarantee Next Day Delivery. Click & Collect is available from our York store by appointment only.
David Shrigley Card - Don't Look Down David Shrigley Card - Don't Look Down
£2.50
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This "Don't Look Down" card is illustrated by British artist David Shrigley and has been turned into a card by Brainbox Candy. It comes with a bright yellow envelope decorated with Shrigley doodles, and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17cm x 12cm.
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - See This Cat? Dean Morris Fabulous Card - See This Cat?
£2.50
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If this cat were on Tinder, we're pretty sure this would be its profile picture. This "See this cat? It doesn't give a fuck about your birthday" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - To A Special Cunt Dean Morris Fabulous Card - To A Special Cunt
£2.50
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This card is definitely one of the more extreme in the already quite cheeky Dean Morris Cards catalogue. But we all know one person we could send this to. The "To a special Cunt" card is from the Fabulous range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Dean Morris Gumdrop Card - Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Dean Morris Gumdrop Card - Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit
£2.50
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If you're never sure what to write in a card, or how sentimental to get, this one nails it. The "Hope your birthday isn't shit" card is from the Gumdrop range by Dean Morris. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. So you still have to write SOMETING but at least the hard part's done, right? Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK.
Forest Friends Card - Little Dickhead Forest Friends Card - Little Dickhead
£2.50
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Originally a twitter sensation, the outrageus yet nostalgic Forest Friends have been immortalised in greetings card form by Whale and Bird. This "Little Dickhead" card comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 14.8cm x 14.8cm.
Holly Rutter Card - Fuck, You're Old Holly Rutter Card - Fuck, You're Old
£2.50
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This incongruous "Fuck, you're old" card from Whale and Bird is illustrated by Holly Rutter, and skillfully combines pretty artwork with a sentiment as subtle as a sledgehammer.�It comes with a brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Mesaures 14.8cm x 10.5cm.
kissmekwik Card - Are You Childish? kissmekwik Card - Are You Childish?
£2.50
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This kissmekwik "Are you childish?" card is perfect for your puerile pals. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.
Nathan James Page Card - Itchy Bumhole Nathan James Page Card - Itchy Bumhole
£2.50
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Uh oh, Wolverine's got a problem. This kissmekwik "Oh shit, I've got an itchy bumhole" card is perfect for those special friends who like to debate the superiority of super powers. It comes with a brightly coloured envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Measures 15cm x 10.4cm. Printed in the UK. FSC certified.

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