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Board Silly Card - Family Tree Board Silly Card - Family Tree
£2.75
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Checked out your family tree and you come from a long line of cunts." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct…
David Shrigley Card - Bastards Can`t See Me David Shrigley Card - Bastards Can`t See Me
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration a fox in some undergrowth and reads "I am hiding in the undergrow where the bastards can't see me." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone els…
David Shrigley Card - Dinosaur Shit David Shrigley Card - Dinosaur Shit
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a dinosaur and reads "I did a shit that was this big." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to…
David Shrigley Card - Drunk Again David Shrigley Card - Drunk Again
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a person fallen over with an arrow in their bum and reads "DRUNK AGAIN" and the person saying, "I'm not drunk - I have been harpooned." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…
David Shrigley Card - Fuck Off Balloom David Shrigley Card - Fuck Off Balloom
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a bloke waving from the basket of a hot air balloon which reads "FUCK OFF." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you…
David Shrigley Card - I Killed A Mouse David Shrigley Card - I Killed A Mouse
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a smug cat and reads, "I Killed A Mouse. I Killed A Bird. I Damaged Your Upholstery. And I Scratched You. I Thought This Was What You Wanted." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page an…
David Shrigley Card - Kill You & Eat You David Shrigley Card - Kill You & Eat You
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a bear and reads, "I will kill you and eat you and then I will do a big shit." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where y…
David Shrigley Card - Live in Harmony David Shrigley Card - Live in Harmony
£2.75
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of two rabbits, oe saying, "There is a land not far away from here where rabbits live in harmony with all other creatures" to which the other replies, "That's a complete load of shit and you know it." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Fuck Off Roses Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Fuck Off Roses
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Fuck Off” in flowing script against a backdrop of pastel roses. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Newsflash! Old As Fuck. Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Newsflash! Old As Fuck.
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “News Flash! You're Old As Fuck.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Still A Dick Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Still A Dick
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “One Year Older... And Still A Dick.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed i…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - You Sir Are A Knob Dean Morris Fabulous Card - You Sir Are A Knob
£2.50
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “You Sir, Are A Knob.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a cellophane…
George Cardmaker Card - Planning My Outfit George Cardmaker Card - Planning My Outfit
£2.50
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Share some questionable love with this George Cardmaker 'Planning My Outfit' greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced fr…
Jolly Awesome Lines Card - First Card I Saw Jolly Awesome Lines Card - First Card I Saw
£2.99
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Send your loved ones a token of goofy tongue-in-cheek ribbing with this fun card from Jolly Awesome and Lines! This card shows a design of a smiley face with a party hat and the caption "First Card I Saw". It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someon…
Kiss Me Kwik Blunt Card - Shoplifting Kiss Me Kwik Blunt Card - Shoplifting
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Let's Do Lunch And Then A Day Of Shoplifting. Just The Two Of Us.’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Prin…
Kiss Me Kwik Blunt Card - Thanks Bitch Kiss Me Kwik Blunt Card - Thanks Bitch
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘What Do You Say? Thanks Bitch’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited boar…
Kiss Me Kwik Card - Every Sunrise Kiss Me Kwik Card - Every Sunrise
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Every Sunrise is a Message From God - Wanker’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC…
Kiss Me Kwik Card - Fuck This Kiss Me Kwik Card - Fuck This
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Fuck This (or other appropriate noun)’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredi…
Kiss Me Kwik Card - Gluten Free Cat Kiss Me Kwik Card - Gluten Free Cat
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Yes, Please Tell Me More About Your Gluten Free Diet’ cat Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…
Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Before The Internet Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Before The Internet
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Before The Internet’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced…
Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Half Of Them Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Half Of Them
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘How Many People Work At Your Company? About Half of Them’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in th…
Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Mummy`s Breaking Point Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Mummy`s Breaking Point
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Mummy's Breaking Point’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourc…
Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Pony Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Pony
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘I Hope It's A Pony’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Printed in the UK on FSC accredited board sourced f…
Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Starving To Death Kiss Me Kwik Ladybird Card - Starving To Death
£2.99
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Brighten up a loved one’s day with this fun ‘Why Do You Want This Job? I've Always Been Passionate About Not Starving To Death’ Kiss Me Kwik greetings card! It is blank inside for your own message and comes with an envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to a…

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