Rude

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A good birthday is like bum sex: exciting, not entirely what you expected, painful in the morning." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pa…

This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "May your birthday be absolutely fucking splendid." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone e…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else…

This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you: Tremendous Wonderful Amazing Thoughtful. Whoops an acronym, now how did that happen?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on th…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a person fallen over with an arrow in their bum and reads "DRUNK AGAIN" and the person saying, "I'm not drunk - I have been harpooned." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a smug cat and reads, "I Killed A Mouse. I Killed A Bird. I Damaged Your Upholstery. And I Scratched You. I Thought This Was What You Wanted." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page an…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of two rabbits, oe saying, "There is a land not far away from here where rabbits live in harmony with all other creatures" to which the other replies, "That's a complete load of shit and you know it." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a blue pigeon and a little poop, and reads "Happy Birthday. I Did A Shit For You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose whe…

This cheeky David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley painting of a sleeping man in all his naked glory, and reads "Sorry I fell asleep whilst you were talking." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…

This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cow being milked and reads, "What the hell are you doing?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it s…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, "Alexa, make my children disappear." You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. Measures 17.8cm x 12.6cm. Printed in the UK. Comes wrapped in a cellophane sleeve. To…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Congratulations! You've Won The Biggest Bellend Award.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “I Love That We're Both Bitchy and Judgemental”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Just Let Me File This Under Fuck It”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed i…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?” and “Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse?”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Finally, A Card That Doesn't Have Fuck, Wank, Bollocks, Cock Or Tosser On”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “8 Out Of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a c…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “You! The Dick With The Birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Fuck Off” in flowing script against a backdrop of pastel roses. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Fuck You” in flowing script along with an angry looking white cat. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK.…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Your Gin Delivery Is On It's Way.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Happy Birthday, Wanker.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a cellopha…

This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Hip Hip Replacement, It's Your Birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, pac…