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Board Silly Card - A Few Words Board Silly Card - A Few Words
£3.25
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A few words to describe you... wonderful, awesome, nice, kind, easygoing, remarkable. Oh, would you look at that. An acronym. I totally did not see that until now." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to…
Board Silly Card - Birthday Bum Sex Board Silly Card - Birthday Bum Sex
£3.25
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "A good birthday is like bum sex: exciting, not entirely what you expected, painful in the morning." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this pa…
Board Silly Card - Cocktail Menu Board Silly Card - Cocktail Menu
£3.25
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cocktail Menu: Screwdriver, Mojito, Sex on the Beach, Finger Up A Postman's Bum, Tossing Off a Man Called Tony on the Bus, Tit Wank in a Dark Alley, Manhattan, Tequila Sunrise." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright red envelope. You can add…
Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch Board Silly Card - Grumpy McFucksnatch
£3.25
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Cheer up Grumpy McFucksnatch! It's your birthday." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright lime green envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to so…
Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow Board Silly Card - Jolly Good Fellow
£3.25
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow. On second thoughts, he's a cock." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright orange envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Mess…
Board Silly Card - Once Upon A Time Board Silly Card - Once Upon A Time
£3.25
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This rude Brainbox Candy card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bold blue envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else…
Board Silly Card - Well, Shit In My Coat Pocket... Board Silly Card - Well, Shit In My Coat Pocket...
£3.25
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This rude Brainbox Candy birthday card is from their Board Silly range and features a design which looks like a retro peg board which reads, "Well shit in my coat pocket and call my Derek, it's your birthday!" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a bright yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or…
David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck David Shrigley Card - Cockerel Fuck
£3.50
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cockerel screaming 'Fuck!'. Relatable. It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout.…
David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down David Shrigley Card - Don`t Look Down
£3.50
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a chap crossing a bridge above a pit containing a giant penis with the vaguely threatening instruction "DON'T LOOK DOWN." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you…
David Shrigley Card - Fucking Ace David Shrigley Card - Fucking Ace
£3.50
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of the Ace of Spades playing card "You're fucking ace." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to a…
David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday David Shrigley Card - Ha Ha Happy Birthday
£3.50
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a naked man laughing and reads, "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PPY BIRTHDAY." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or d…
David Shrigley Card - I Killed A Mouse David Shrigley Card - I Killed A Mouse
£3.50
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a smug cat and reads, "I Killed A Mouse. I Killed A Bird. I Damaged Your Upholstery. And I Scratched You. I Thought This Was What You Wanted." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page an…
David Shrigley Card - Pigeon Shit David Shrigley Card - Pigeon Shit
£3.50
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a blue pigeon and a little poop, and reads "Happy Birthday. I Did A Shit For You." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose whe…
David Shrigley Card - Sorry I Fell Asleep... David Shrigley Card - Sorry I Fell Asleep...
£3.50
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This cheeky David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley painting of a sleeping man in all his naked glory, and reads "Sorry I fell asleep whilst you were talking." It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else -…
David Shrigley Card - What The Hell David Shrigley Card - What The Hell
£3.50
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This rude David Shrigley card is decorated with a distinctive David Shrigley illustration of a cow being milked and reads, "What the hell are you doing?" It is blank inside for your own message and comes with a acid yellow envelope. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it s…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Bitchy and Judgemental Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Bitchy and Judgemental
£2.99
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “I Love That We're Both Bitchy and Judgemental”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Shoving It Up Your Arse Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Shoving It Up Your Arse
£2.99
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?” and “Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse?”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and…
Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Swear Words Dean Morris Bubbles Card - Swear Words
£2.99
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Bubbles range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Finally, A Card That Doesn't Have Fuck, Wank, Bollocks, Cock Or Tosser On”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - 8 Out Of 10 Cats Dean Morris Fabulous Card - 8 Out Of 10 Cats
£2.99
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “8 Out Of 10 Cats Think You're A Cunt”. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Cheer Up! Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Cheer Up!
£2.99
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in a c…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Fuck You Cat Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Fuck You Cat
£2.99
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Fuck You” in flowing script along with an angry looking white cat. You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK.…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Gin Delivery Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Gin Delivery
£2.99
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Your Gin Delivery Is On It's Way.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, packed in…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Hip Hip Replacement Dean Morris Fabulous Card - Hip Hip Replacement
£2.99
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “Hip Hip Replacement, It's Your Birthday.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, pac…
Dean Morris Fabulous Card - My Best Friend Dean Morris Fabulous Card - My Best Friend
£2.99
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This Dean Morris greetings card is from the Fabulous range. Blank inside, the front reads, “You're My Best Friend. You're Also A Cunt.” You can add a message to your card using the +Handwritten Message box on this page and have it sent to you or direct to someone else - choose where you would like it sent to at checkout. This card has been printed and manufactured in the UK. It measures 5” x 7”, p…

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