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52 Things To Do While You Poo 52 Things To Do While You Poo
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52 Things To Do While You Poo From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, or how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a wordsearch or maze to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then this is the book for you! Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to…
52 Things To Learn On The Loo 52 Things To Learn On The Loo
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52 Things To Learn On The Loo Make use of those dull moments on the loo by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year. Ha…
A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist
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A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist Fur and fiction combine in this retelling of Charles Dickens's most famous novel, adorably adapted with an all-star cast of guinea pigs. In the misery of a workhouse, a poor, fluffy little orphan called Oliver Twist is fed on nothing but thin air and even thinner gruel. By squeaking a fateful question - 'Please, sir, I want some more' - he unwittingly sparks a series of e…
A Guinea Pig Pride and Prejudice A Guinea Pig Pride and Prejudice
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A Guinea Pig Pride and Prejudice It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Here is a brand new abridgement of the classic Jane Austen novel – this time with a cute, humble and handsome cast of guinea pigs in the starring roles. It's even more dreamy to fall in love with a furry Mr Darcy. Hardback. 64 pages. Measures 17cm x…
A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet
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Born into the litters of two rival families, star-cross'd lovers Romeo and Juliet fall tuft-over-paw for each other before learning that they are sworn enemies. 'O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' squeaks Juliet from her balcony, before declarations of undying affection are made and a secret wedding is planned. But the path of true love does not run smooth, and Romeo soon finds himself ban…
A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
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Brush up on your 18th Century vocabulary with this hilarious (and educational) Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, originally published in 1785, with a modern tarting-up. This little pocket-sized hardback book is a must-have guide to old-school British slang and swear words, with a lovely Victorian sheen to them all, listed in alphabetical order with a small description, and inked illustration…
Be More Keanu Be More Keanu
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Keanu Reeves: actor, musician, dog lover. He's the internet's boyfriend. The poetic petrolhead. The guru on a surfboard. Part samurai, part samaritan. He is, very simply, 'The One'. In this hilarious book of pocket philosophy, film critic and Keanu fan James King reveals what makes Mr Reeves so special. He unpacks iconic films from the Bill & Teds to the John Wicks, as well as the star's own free-…
Crap Taxidermy Crap Taxidermy
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Crap Taxidermy A hilarious look at what happens when taxidermy goes very wrong! You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatur…
Fairy Tales for Millennials Fairy Tales for Millennials
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Fairy Tales for Millennials 12 problematic stories retold for the modern world - welcome to the world of Fairy Tales, Millennial style. Inside you'll find Sleeping Beauty waking up Woke, the Nanny Goats Gruff getting trolled, and three little pigs explaining that - realistically - a house of straw is really the only way a first time buyer can get on the property ladder. Goldilocks discovers a darl…
Film in Five Seconds Film in Five Seconds
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Film in Five Seconds Know a great movie when you see one? Can you tell your Grease from your Godfather, your King Kong from your King's Speech, your Rocky from your Rocky Horror? In Film in Five Seconds, some of the greatest movies ever made are transformed into hilarious and witty infographics to put your movie knowledge to the test. You'll laugh out loud as you identify some of the greatest scre…
Fucking Apostrophes Fucking Apostrophes
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Fucking Apostrophes The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. This is a light-hearted guide to getting the fucking things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennife…
Fucking Brilliant Journal Fucking Brilliant Journal
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Fucking Brilliant Journal Both edgy and elegant, this journal is the place for recording the boldest and most brilliant of ideas. Featuring foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic ink throughout, there are 192 lined pages. Paperback. Measures 18cm x 13cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novellas, and activity books at our online book section, or visit our brick and mortar shop in…
How Not to Be a Dick How Not to Be a Dick
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How Not to Be a Dick On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and strai…
How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes
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How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served wi…
How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity
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How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity For decades, we believed the keys to personal wealth were a college diploma and marketable job skills-but no more. Today, your best hope for financial security is literally right at your feet: it's your cat. The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar personalities and global multimedia brands-but how can a human cash in?…
How to Poo at Work How to Poo at Work
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How To Poo At Work This book could kickstart your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! How to Poo at Work is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work, and is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker faces on a daily basis. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Defecation and follows up with many practical, real-li…
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our cou…
Keanu Forever - 50 Reasons Your Internet Boyfriend Is Perfection Keanu Forever - 50 Reasons Your Internet Boyfriend Is Perfection
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A perfect coffee table book for the Keanu Reeves lover, this hilarious Keanu Forever book by Billie Oliver and Stephanie Spartles is packed with fifty reasons your internet boyfriend Keanu Reeves is perfection! This hardback brightly coloured book features pages of collaged artwork with a Keanu-related fact, with a distinctly "internet" vibe to it, and would make for an excellent read for any fans…
Art Book - My Neighbour Hayao: Art Inspired by the Films of Miyazaki Art Book - My Neighbour Hayao: Art Inspired by the Films of Miyazaki
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One of the best coffee table books ever created, this 'My Neighbour Hayao' art book features absolutely stunning artwork and illustrations themed around the work that Hayao Miyazaki and his Studio Ghibli have created, drawn and compiled by over 250 artists and the Spoke Art Gallery. Flip through this high-quality art and find your favourite piece; with works based from the iconic Ghibli movies lik…
Official Bob Ross Colouring Book Official Bob Ross Colouring Book
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Make your own happy little accidents with this officially licensed Bob Ross colouring book! This paperback 96-page book includes more than seventy-five different line art drawings of Bob Ross' most famous 'The Joy of Painting' paintings - a blank canvas ready for you to scribble in! With a line-art drawing on one page, and an inspiring wholesome quote from Bob Ross on the other, this colouring boo…
Perpetual Disappointments Diary Perpetual Disappointments Diary
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Track the decline of your year with the Perpetual Disappointments Diary (the name is inspired by what your parents think of you). Each week-to-view double page has plenty of space for appointments and doodles, and features a special demotivational quote, notable anniversaries and deaths. There’s also sections for People Who Never Call, Notes Towards a Laboured Poem, Useful Phrases and more. Keep t…
Please Stop Touching Me Please Stop Touching Me
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Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats This brilliant collection of feline flights of fancy and hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets, revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners, and the poetry that is common to all cats. Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, a…
Rage Journal Rage Journal
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You can’t be zen all the time. Embrace your inner rage and take it out on some harmless paper with this stress-busting Rage Journal! This journal is jam-packed with fun quips on anger, sarcasm, and bad moods on one side of the page, and a fun 'un-spirational' activity for you to quell your rage on the other – which could include writing an angry unsent letter, straight up stamping on the book, or…
Rude Puzzle Book Rude Puzzle Book
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Rude Puzzle Book Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dot-to-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life’s idle moments. Paperback. 128 pages. Measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novellas, and…

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