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52 Poodokus To Do While You Poo 52 Poodokus To Do While You Poo
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52 Poodokus To Do While You Poo What better way to refresh both your body and your mind with these poodokus to do while you poo? With conundrums to suit anyone who likes to take the focus away from the task in hand, this little book will keep you puzzling all year round. Hardback. Measures 15cm x 14.5cm. Approximately 112 pages.
52 Things To Do While You Poo 52 Things To Do While You Poo
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52 Things To Do While You Poo From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, or how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a wordsearch or maze to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then this is the book for you! Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to…
52 Things To Learn On The Loo 52 Things To Learn On The Loo
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52 Things To Learn On The Loo Make use of those dull moments on the loo by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year. Ha…
A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist
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A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist Fur and fiction combine in this retelling of Charles Dickens's most famous novel, adorably adapted with an all-star cast of guinea pigs. In the misery of a workhouse, a poor, fluffy little orphan called Oliver Twist is fed on nothing but thin air and even thinner gruel. By squeaking a fateful question - 'Please, sir, I want some more' - he unwittingly sparks a series of e…
A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet
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Born into the litters of two rival families, star-cross'd lovers Romeo and Juliet fall tuft-over-paw for each other before learning that they are sworn enemies. 'O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' squeaks Juliet from her balcony, before declarations of undying affection are made and a secret wedding is planned. But the path of true love does not run smooth, and Romeo soon finds himself ban…
Alice in Brexitland Alice in Brexitland
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Alice in Brexitland When Alice follows Dave the Camerabbit down the Brexit-hole, she emerges into a strange new land, where up is down, black is white, experts are fools and fools are experts... She meets such characters as the Corbynpillar, who sits on a toadstool smoking his hookah and being no help to anyone; Humpty Trumpty, perched on a wall he wants the Mexicans to pay for; the Cheshire Twat,…
Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book
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Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this colouring book invites adults to colour their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are prin…
Cat vs Trump Cat vs Trump
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Cat VS Trump: An Intelligence Test for Cats with Low Self-Esteem Is your cat smarter than Donald Trump? It's time to give your cat a pick me up, as we pit its wits against the President... You know Donald Trump, right? Wobbly orange trumpet on legs? There are many questions to be asked of Trump - did he collude with Russia? Is his hair made from caramelised orangutan farts? More pressing than all…
Crap Taxidermy Crap Taxidermy
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Crap Taxidermy A hilarious look at what happens when taxidermy goes very wrong! You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatur…
Fairy Tales for Millennials Fairy Tales for Millennials
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Fairy Tales for Millennials 12 problematic stories retold for the modern world - welcome to the world of Fairy Tales, Millennial style. Inside you'll find Sleeping Beauty waking up Woke, the Nanny Goats Gruff getting trolled, and three little pigs explaining that - realistically - a house of straw is really the only way a first time buyer can get on the property ladder. Goldilocks discovers a darl…
Film in Five Seconds Film in Five Seconds
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Film in Five Seconds Know a great movie when you see one? Can you tell your Grease from your Godfather, your King Kong from your King's Speech, your Rocky from your Rocky Horror? In Film in Five Seconds, some of the greatest movies ever made are transformed into hilarious and witty infographics to put your movie knowledge to the test. You'll laugh out loud as you identify some of the greatest scre…
Fucking Apostrophes Fucking Apostrophes
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Fucking Apostrophes The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. This is a light-hearted guide to getting the fucking things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennife…
How Not to Be a Dick How Not to Be a Dick
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How Not to Be a Dick On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and strai…
How to Poo at Work How to Poo at Work
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How To Poo At Work This book could kickstart your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! How to Poo at Work is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work, and is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker faces on a daily basis. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Defecation and follows up with many practical, real-li…
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our cou…
How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You
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The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen comics, such as "How to tell if you…
I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups
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I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups Despite official reports, members of Generation X and younger feel completely and totally ill-prepared to deal with anything. They still, as purportedly self-sufficient adults, look toward Baby Boomers and the Greatest Generation and think, How did they do that? So the easiest and best way to find comfort is to look not ahead at uncertainty (or, heaven forbid, aro…
I Could Chew on This I Could Chew on This
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I Could Chew on This and other Poems by Dogs From Toy Poodles to Great Danes, dogs of all sizes, ages, breeds, and dispositions have an inner poet lurking just beneath the surface. Written by these astute and inspired canines are such classics as, "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Each poem in this collection perfectly captures the quirkiness…
Obsessed With Star Wars: 2500 Questions Obsessed With Star Wars: 2500 Questions
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Obsessed With Star Wars Test your knowledge of a galaxy far, far away with these 2500 questions from film, behind-the-scenes, and Legends material. Obsessed With Star Wars will challenge, delight, and stump even the most knowledgable and passionate Star Wars fan. At the bottom of each page, an answer key allows quick resolution to the expansive number of questions. Paperback. Approximately 320 pag…
Please Stop Touching Me Please Stop Touching Me
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Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats This brilliant collection of feline flights of fancy and hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets, revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners, and the poetry that is common to all cats. Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, a…
Poo Log Poo Log
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Finally, what every bathroom has been waiting for—the Poo Log, a journal for recording and studying the wondrous uniqueness of each bowel movement. With an extensive glossary, handy reference checklists, interesting nuggets throughout, this journal makes every trip to the can an e-loo-cidating experience. Who knew one could learn so much from poo? Anish Sheth, MD, is a gastroenterology fellow at Y…
Rude Puzzle Book Rude Puzzle Book
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Rude Puzzle Book Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dot-to-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life’s idle moments. Paperback. 128 pages. Measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm.
Star Trek: Fun with Kirk and Spock (A Parody) Star Trek: Fun with Kirk and Spock (A Parody)
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Star Trek: Fun with Kirk and Spock (A Parody) Join Kirk, Spock, Uhura and the Rest of the Crew as They Go Boldly Where No Parody Has Gone Before! Since the 1930’s, Fun with Dick and Jane has inspired several parodies, but none as amusing as this clever trekkie spoof! This Prime Directive primer steps through The Guardian of Forever to a simpler time of reading, writing, and red shirts. Fun with Ki…
Star Trek: The Book of Lists Star Trek: The Book of Lists
£20.00
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Star Trek: The Book of Lists Spanning the epic science fiction franchise’s fifty-one-year history, this book is a breathtaking collection of the most compelling Star Trek facts and trivia, including events from both on and off-screen, available in 100 concise lists. Since Gene Roddenberry’s original series first aired in 1966, Star Trek has become a pop culture phenomenon, and one of the largest g…

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