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52 Things To Do While You Poo Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But with 52 Things to Do While You Poo, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a poo puzzle to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then…

A Doodle A Day Don’t stress yourself, express yourself! A Doodle A Day was created not for artists, art critics, or connoisseurs, but for the stressed-out and weary, for those who've forgotten what it's like to colour outside the lines, and for anyone tired of staring at their screen. Every page offers a quick, fun prompt to help you find an escape, find calm, and find your creativity. Simply pick…

A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet Born into the litters of two rival families, star-cross'd lovers Romeo and Juliet fall tuft-over-paw for each other before learning that they are sworn enemies. 'O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' squeaks Juliet from her balcony, before declarations of undying affection are made and a secret wedding is planned. But the path of true love does not run smooth, and…

Brush up on your 18th Century vocabulary with this hilarious (and educational) Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, originally published in 1785, with a modern tarting-up. This little pocket-sized hardback book is a must-have guide to old-school British slang and swear words, with a lovely Victorian sheen to them all, listed in alphabetical order with a small description, and inked illustration…

The Official Bob Ross Colouring Book Embrace the joy of painting with Bob Ross and let your imagination run wild with this contemplative, relaxing, and inspiring Bob Ross colouring book. Perfect for fans of all ages, this book is a delightful way to connect with the work and personality of the beloved pop-culture icon. Featuring many of Bob Ross's most famous catchphrases about happy little trees,…

Bored As Fuck Puzzle Book Kick boredom in the balls with the Bored as F*ck Puzzle Book! An awesome activity book for when you’re seriously f*cking bored, this fun-filled puzzle book is packed with amusing activities and tremendous trivia designed to cure any case of boredom, whether mild, moderate or severe. Includes crosswords, mazes, word searches, dot-to-dots, spot-the-differences, fascinating…

Cock-a-Doodle: A Rude Activity Book For Adults If you need something different to tickle your pickle, pick up Cock-a-Doodle, an activity book with a devilish difference. Within these colourful pages you will find over 100 puerile puzzles all centred around one thing: the cock! Expect wang word searches, member mazes, cock-the-differences, dick-themed doodles, and loads more phallic fun. Hardback c…

Crap Taxidermy A hilarious look at what happens when taxidermy goes very wrong! You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatur…

Doctor Who: Where's the Doctor? Where is the Doctor? The time travelling Time Lord could be anywhere in time and space in these incredibly detailed intergalactic images. Search through the Cybermen, dig through the Daleks, and ogle the Ood to find the Doctor and his friends! Paperback copy of Doctor Who: Where’s the Doctor? Measures 28cm x 21cm 40 pages ...give the dog a bone has a great selection…

From the gentle hiss of the Silent But Deadly to the rip-roaring salute of the Seismic Blast, this hilarious, illustrated mock spotter's guide identifies the field marks, voice, habitat, and range of ten common wind-breakers, so that you can identify he (or she) who dealt it every time. Can't pinpoint what the Flight of the Buttock Bees sounds like? Just push the button on the attached battery-pow…

How to Apocalypse Prepare for every possible end of days with this witty guide which has everything you need when Doomsday strikes. How to Apocalypse deals with how to ready yourself for all the wonderful types of apocalypses (Zombies, Alien Invasion, Nuclear Fallout, Climate Crisis, Asteroids, Viruses, Robots, and more) and various ways in which to attempt to survive them. Full of hilarious flow…

How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served wi…

How To Poo At Work Kickstart your career and get the keys to the executive washroom! How to Poo at Work is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work and is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker faces on a daily basis. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Defecation and follows up with many practical, real-life examples, showing…

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety Gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. As a cat parent, prepare yourself for the difficult conversations you dread having with your fur-baby.…

The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com, written and drawn by Matthew Inman. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen…

I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups Perfect for everyone who is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, these 100 full-colour removable stickers can be used to proudly and publicly proclaim life's little victories. Also including checklists for how to get through the day, tips for how to adult without crying (too much… in public), and blank stickers for your own personal achievements, I Adulted!…

Track the decline of your year with the Perpetual Disappointments Diary (the name is inspired by what your parents think of you). Each week-to-view double page has plenty of space for appointments and doodles, and features a special demotivational quote, notable anniversaries and deaths. There’s also sections for People Who Never Call, Notes Towards a Laboured Poem, Useful Phrases and more. Keep t…

Star Wars Mazes Explore a galaxy far, far away with the official Star Wars Maze Book, containing 30 beautifully illustrated mazes featuring iconic Star Wars scenes and locations. Traverse the forest moon of Endor, soar through Cloud City, navigate Jabba’s palace, and march alongside clone armies: each maze is vividly illustrated with full-colour designs, complete with notes about the environment a…

Steven Rhodes has struck again with this eclectic mix of retro children's art and paranormal spooky stuff with this 'My Little Occult Book Club' book! This little hardback book compiles the best of Rhodes' work into mini page posters, with an added pull-out poster, along with fun mini-activites like word searches and mazes, but with a spooky twist! Learn Advanced Pyrokinesis, hang out with the Ali…

Tell your future with a feline twist with this gorgeous Cat Tarot deck, with illustrations by Megan Lynn Kott! This standard deck of Tarot cards is each emblazoned with an adorable ink and watercolour illustration of cats in usual Tarot positions; i.e.: the Hermit card features a cat hiding in a brown paper bag, the Hanged Man features a cat playing in a tree, and the Tower card features… a cat to…

Test Your Cat: The Cat IQ Test Is your cat an undiscovered genius? You can find out how smart your cat really is by giving him or her the Cat IQ Test - a simple, four-part intelligence test. By observation and by using everyday household items, you will be able to measure your cat's co-ordination, communication, social, and reasoning powers. Fun illustrations throughout. Also includes suggestions…

The Little Book of Drinking Games Liven up the party with this heady collection of drinking games! Choose from brain-boggling classics such as Fuzzy Duck and Twenty-One or dizzying games of pure chance like 'TV Drinking' and 'Vodka Roulette' - whichever you play, you're guaranteed to be gleeful and giggly by the end! Paperback copy of The Little Book of Drinking Games Measures 15cm x 10.5cm 128 pa…

The Little Frogs Guide To Self-Care Hop into this uplifting little book, filled with affirmations on self-love and empowerment, as told by the world’s most fashionable frog. With its mushroom hat and endless collection of fabulous footwear, this adorable amphibian is here to fill your heart with love for yourself and others, and to remind you that it’s brave and wonderful of you to exist! Hardback…

The Little Guide to Keanu Reeves Open this book for a celebration of "the Internet's boyfriend" Keanu Reeves. As famous for his kindness, wisdom and philanthropy as he is for his acting career, he has secretly donated large sums to children's hospitals, given generous gifts to crew members on set and made headlines for his kindness to fans. Packed with amazing insights and quotes – from the man hi…