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52 Things To Do While You Poo Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But with 52 Things to Do While You Poo, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a poo puzzle to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then…

52 Things To Learn On The Loo Make use of those dull moments on the loo by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustaches, 52 Things to Learn on the Loo contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughou…

A Doodle A Day Don’t stress yourself, express yourself! A Doodle A Day was created not for artists, art critics, or connoisseurs, but for the stressed-out and weary, for those who've forgotten what it's like to colour outside the lines, and for anyone tired of staring at their screen. Every page offers a quick, fun prompt to help you find an escape, find calm, and find your creativity. Simply pick…

A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist Fur and fiction combine in this retelling of Charles Dickens's most famous novel, adorably adapted with an all-star cast of guinea pigs. In the misery of a workhouse, a poor, fluffy little orphan called Oliver Twist is fed on nothing but thin air and even thinner gruel. By squeaking a fateful question - 'Please, sir, I want some more' - he unwittingly sparks a series of e…

A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet Born into the litters of two rival families, star-cross'd lovers Romeo and Juliet fall tuft-over-paw for each other before learning that they are sworn enemies. 'O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' squeaks Juliet from her balcony, before declarations of undying affection are made and a secret wedding is planned. But the path of true love does not run smooth, and…

Brush up on your 18th Century vocabulary with this hilarious (and educational) Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, originally published in 1785, with a modern tarting-up. This little pocket-sized hardback book is a must-have guide to old-school British slang and swear words, with a lovely Victorian sheen to them all, listed in alphabetical order with a small description, and inked illustration…

Bored As Fuck Puzzle Book Kick boredom in the balls with the Bored as F*ck Puzzle Book! An awesome activity book for when you’re seriously f*cking bored, this fun-filled puzzle book is packed with amusing activities and tremendous trivia designed to cure any case of boredom, whether mild, moderate or severe. Includes crosswords, mazes, word searches, dot-to-dots, spot-the-differences, fascinating…

Cock-a-Doodle: A Rude Activity Book For Adults If you need something different to tickle your pickle, pick up Cock-a-Doodle, an activity book with a devilish difference. Within these colourful pages you will find over 100 puerile puzzles all centred around one thing: the cock! Expect wang word searches, member mazes, cock-the-differences, dick-themed doodles, and loads more phallic fun. Hardback c…

Crap Taxidermy A hilarious look at what happens when taxidermy goes very wrong! You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatur…

Doctor Who: Where's the Doctor? Where is the Doctor? The time travelling Time Lord could be anywhere in time and space in these incredibly detailed intergalactic images. Search through the Cybermen, dig through the Daleks, and ogle the Ood to find the Doctor and his friends! Paperback copy of Doctor Who: Where’s the Doctor? Measures 28cm x 21cm 40 pages ...give the dog a bone has a great selection…

From the gentle hiss of the Silent But Deadly to the rip-roaring salute of the Seismic Blast, this hilarious, illustrated mock spotter's guide identifies the field marks, voice, habitat, and range of ten common wind-breakers, so that you can identify he (or she) who dealt it every time. Can't pinpoint what the Flight of the Buttock Bees sounds like? Just push the button on the attached battery-pow…

Fucking Apostrophes The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. Just look at King's Cross, which is written both with and without an apostrophe, or Hear'Say, who used an apostrophe... for why?! This light-hearted guide lets off steam, so you don't have to. Elegantly produced, this is the perfect gift for any p…

How to Apocalypse Prepare for every possible end of days with this witty guide which has everything you need when Doomsday strikes. How to Apocalypse deals with how to ready yourself for all the wonderful types of apocalypses (Zombies, Alien Invasion, Nuclear Fallout, Climate Crisis, Asteroids, Viruses, Robots, and more) and various ways in which to attempt to survive them. Full of hilarious flow…

How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served wi…

How To Poo At Work Kickstart your career and get the keys to the executive washroom! How to Poo at Work is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work and is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker faces on a daily basis. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Defecation and follows up with many practical, real-life examples, showing…

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety Gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. As a cat parent, prepare yourself for the difficult conversations you dread having with your fur-baby.…

The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com, written and drawn by Matthew Inman. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen…

One of the best coffee table books ever created, this 'My Neighbour Hayao' art book features absolutely stunning artwork and illustrations themed around the work that Hayao Miyazaki and his Studio Ghibli have created, drawn and compiled by over 250 artists and the Spoke Art Gallery. Flip through this high-quality art and find your favourite piece; with works based from the iconic Ghibli movies lik…

Name That Movie: 100 Illustrated Movie Puzzles The rules are simple: Six illustrations, in sequence, no movie stars. Can you Name that Movie? Test your visual knowledge of film with 100 illustrated movie puzzles (plus answer key and title index) and see your favourite classic films in a whole new light. Hardback book. Measures 23.5cm x 10.5cm x 2.5cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novella…

Rude Puzzle Book Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dot-to-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life’s idle moments. Paperback copy of the Rude Puzzle Book Measures 17.5cm x 12.5cm 128 pages Here at ...give the dog a b…

Star Wars Mazes Explore a galaxy far, far away with the official Star Wars Maze Book, containing 30 beautifully illustrated mazes featuring iconic Star Wars scenes and locations. Traverse the forest moon of Endor, soar through Cloud City, navigate Jabba’s palace, and march alongside clone armies: each maze is vividly illustrated with full-colour designs, complete with notes about the environment a…

Star Wars: How Not To Get Eaten By Ewoks This is a book that tells you the odds - and, honestly, the odds are not in your favour. Only by carefully studying the contents of Star Wars: How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks will you ensure you can survive the pitfalls and perils you will encounter on your journey across the Star Wars galaxy. Forget about tactical readouts smuggled in your R2 unit, this fun…

Steven Rhodes has struck again with this eclectic mix of retro children's art and paranormal spooky stuff with this 'My Little Occult Book Club' book! This little hardback book compiles the best of Rhodes' work into mini page posters, with an added pull-out poster, along with fun mini-activites like word searches and mazes, but with a spooky twist! Learn Advanced Pyrokinesis, hang out with the Ali…

Tell your future with a feline twist with this gorgeous Cat Tarot deck, with illustrations by Megan Lynn Kott! This standard deck of Tarot cards is each emblazoned with an adorable ink and watercolour illustration of cats in usual Tarot positions; i.e.: the Hermit card features a cat hiding in a brown paper bag, the Hanged Man features a cat playing in a tree, and the Tower card features… a cat to…