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52 Things To Do While You Poo 52 Things To Do While You Poo
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52 Things To Do While You Poo From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, or how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a wordsearch or maze to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then this is the book for you! Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to…
52 Things To Learn On The Loo 52 Things To Learn On The Loo
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52 Things To Learn On The Loo Make use of those dull moments on the loo by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year. Ha…
A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist
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A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist Fur and fiction combine in this retelling of Charles Dickens's most famous novel, adorably adapted with an all-star cast of guinea pigs. In the misery of a workhouse, a poor, fluffy little orphan called Oliver Twist is fed on nothing but thin air and even thinner gruel. By squeaking a fateful question - 'Please, sir, I want some more' - he unwittingly sparks a series of e…
A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet
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Born into the litters of two rival families, star-cross'd lovers Romeo and Juliet fall tuft-over-paw for each other before learning that they are sworn enemies. 'O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' squeaks Juliet from her balcony, before declarations of undying affection are made and a secret wedding is planned. But the path of true love does not run smooth, and Romeo soon finds himself ban…
A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
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Brush up on your 18th Century vocabulary with this hilarious (and educational) Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, originally published in 1785, with a modern tarting-up. This little pocket-sized hardback book is a must-have guide to old-school British slang and swear words, with a lovely Victorian sheen to them all, listed in alphabetical order with a small description, and inked illustration…
Alice in Brexitland Alice in Brexitland
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Alice in Brexitland When Alice follows Dave the Camerabbit down the Brexit-hole, she emerges into a strange new land, where up is down, black is white, experts are fools and fools are experts... She meets such characters as the Corbynpillar, who sits on a toadstool smoking his hookah and being no help to anyone; Humpty Trumpty, perched on a wall he wants the Mexicans to pay for; the Cheshire Twat,…
Autocomplete: The Book Autocomplete: The Book
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Take a sneak peek at what people search for when they think no-one's looking with this fun 'Autocomplete: the Book' by Justin Hook, collating a bunch of hilarious Google autocomplete searches, alongside fun greyscale illustrations depicting the funniest dropdown option! This book is hilarious to leaf through and would make for a great gift for the internet dwellers in your lives! Softback. 224 pag…
Be More Keanu Be More Keanu
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Keanu Reeves: actor, musician, dog lover. He's the internet's boyfriend. The poetic petrolhead. The guru on a surfboard. Part samurai, part samaritan. He is, very simply, 'The One'. In this hilarious book of pocket philosophy, film critic and Keanu fan James King reveals what makes Mr Reeves so special. He unpacks iconic films from the Bill & Teds to the John Wicks, as well as the star's own free-…
Best Friends Forever - Dog Taxidermy Best Friends Forever - Dog Taxidermy
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Love dogs, and have a morbid curiousity? This Best Friends Forever small hardback book aims to bring back to life beloved pets; with pictures of taxidermied dogs and cats, and a small paragraph for each image with an obiturary of sorts from their owner, packed with as much heartwarming love and affection as they can. This book is collated by J.D Powe, a natural historian and taxidermist, and would…
Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book
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Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this colouring book invites adults to colour their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are prin…
Citizen Canine: Dogs In The Movies Citizen Canine: Dogs In The Movies
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Take a trip through the star-studded dog park with this adorable and interesting Citizen Canine: Dogs in the Movies book by Wendy Mitchell! This little hardback book is filled with superstar pups, with a biographical background on the dog character in the film, and the dog (or dogs) actors too! This book would make for a great gift for any film buff, and for any dog lovers! Hardback. 128 pages. 15…
Classy As Fuck Cocktails Recipe Book Classy As Fuck Cocktails Recipe Book
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Break out the cocktail shaker and the glasses, it’s time to brew up some Classy as Fuck Cocktails with this suave sweary recipe book! This hardback gold-foiled and gold-edged book is as classy as can be, filled to the brim with over sixty different recipes for any cocktail for any occasion, with golden-foil text inserts of puns and sweary motivational quotes. With recipes ranging from beginner to…
Crap Taxidermy Crap Taxidermy
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Crap Taxidermy A hilarious look at what happens when taxidermy goes very wrong! You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatur…
Draw A D*ck On It - Drawing Game Draw A D*ck On It - Drawing Game
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Bust out the pens and the penises and get doodling with this fun Draw A D*ck On It drawing game! This pad includes ten black-and-white images (that repeat throughout the book) that need some dicks drawn on them right now. Grab a bunch of friends (we've heard this is great for a bachelorette night!) and get scribbling, and give the best drawn dick an award with the included hilarious sticker sheet!…
Fairy Tales for Millennials Fairy Tales for Millennials
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Fairy Tales for Millennials 12 problematic stories retold for the modern world - welcome to the world of Fairy Tales, Millennial style. Inside you'll find Sleeping Beauty waking up Woke, the Nanny Goats Gruff getting trolled, and three little pigs explaining that - realistically - a house of straw is really the only way a first time buyer can get on the property ladder. Goldilocks discovers a darl…
Farts: A Spotter`s Guide Farts: A Spotter`s Guide
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From the gentle hiss of the Silent But Deadly to the rip-roaring salute of the Seismic Blast, this hilarious, illustrated mock spotter's guide identifies the field marks, voice, habitat, and range of ten common wind-breakers, so that you can identify he (or she) who dealt it every time. Can't pinpoint what the Flight of the Buttock Bees sounds like? Just push the button on the attached battery-pow…
Film in Five Seconds Film in Five Seconds
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Film in Five Seconds Know a great movie when you see one? Can you tell your Grease from your Godfather, your King Kong from your King's Speech, your Rocky from your Rocky Horror? In Film in Five Seconds, some of the greatest movies ever made are transformed into hilarious and witty infographics to put your movie knowledge to the test. You'll laugh out loud as you identify some of the greatest scre…
Fucking Apostrophes Fucking Apostrophes
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Fucking Apostrophes The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. This is a light-hearted guide to getting the fucking things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennife…
Fucking Brilliant Journal Fucking Brilliant Journal
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Fucking Brilliant Journal Both edgy and elegant, this journal is the place for recording the boldest and most brilliant of ideas. Featuring foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic ink throughout, there are 192 lined pages. Paperback. Measures 18cm x 13cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novellas, and activity books at our online book section, or visit our brick and mortar shop in…
How Not to Be a Dick How Not to Be a Dick
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How Not to Be a Dick On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and strai…
How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes
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How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served wi…
How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity
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How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity For decades, we believed the keys to personal wealth were a college diploma and marketable job skills-but no more. Today, your best hope for financial security is literally right at your feet: it's your cat. The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar personalities and global multimedia brands-but how can a human cash in?…
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our cou…
How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You
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The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen comics, such as "How to tell if you…

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