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52 Things To Learn On The Loo 52 Things To Learn On The Loo
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52 Things To Learn On The Loo Make use of those dull moments on the loo by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year. Ha…
A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet
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Born into the litters of two rival families, star-cross'd lovers Romeo and Juliet fall tuft-over-paw for each other before learning that they are sworn enemies. 'O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' squeaks Juliet from her balcony, before declarations of undying affection are made and a secret wedding is planned. But the path of true love does not run smooth, and Romeo soon finds himself ban…
A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
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Brush up on your 18th Century vocabulary with this hilarious (and educational) Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, originally published in 1785, with a modern tarting-up. This little pocket-sized hardback book is a must-have guide to old-school British slang and swear words, with a lovely Victorian sheen to them all, listed in alphabetical order with a small description, and inked illustration…
Autocomplete: The Book Autocomplete: The Book
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Take a sneak peek at what people search for when they think no-one's looking with this fun 'Autocomplete: the Book' by Justin Hook, collating a bunch of hilarious Google autocomplete searches, alongside fun greyscale illustrations depicting the funniest dropdown option! This book is hilarious to leaf through and would make for a great gift for the internet dwellers in your lives! Softback. 224 pag…
Best Friends Forever - Dog Taxidermy Best Friends Forever - Dog Taxidermy
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Love dogs, and have a morbid curiousity? This Best Friends Forever small hardback book aims to bring back to life beloved pets; with pictures of taxidermied dogs and cats, and a small paragraph for each image with an obiturary of sorts from their owner, packed with as much heartwarming love and affection as they can. This book is collated by J.D Powe, a natural historian and taxidermist, and would…
Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book
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Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this colouring book invites adults to colour their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are prin…
Classy As Fuck Cocktails Recipe Book Classy As Fuck Cocktails Recipe Book
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Break out the cocktail shaker and the glasses, it’s time to brew up some Classy as Fuck Cocktails with this suave sweary recipe book! This hardback gold-foiled and gold-edged book is as classy as can be, filled to the brim with over sixty different recipes for any cocktail for any occasion, with golden-foil text inserts of puns and sweary motivational quotes. With recipes ranging from beginner to…
Draw A D*ck On It - Drawing Game Draw A D*ck On It - Drawing Game
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Bust out the pens and the penises and get doodling with this fun Draw A D*ck On It drawing game! This pad includes ten black-and-white images (that repeat throughout the book) that need some dicks drawn on them right now. Grab a bunch of friends (we've heard this is great for a bachelorette night!) and get scribbling, and give the best drawn dick an award with the included hilarious sticker sheet!…
Farts: A Spotter`s Guide Farts: A Spotter`s Guide
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From the gentle hiss of the Silent But Deadly to the rip-roaring salute of the Seismic Blast, this hilarious, illustrated mock spotter's guide identifies the field marks, voice, habitat, and range of ten common wind-breakers, so that you can identify he (or she) who dealt it every time. Can't pinpoint what the Flight of the Buttock Bees sounds like? Just push the button on the attached battery-pow…
Film in Five Seconds Film in Five Seconds
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Film in Five Seconds Know a great movie when you see one? Can you tell your Grease from your Godfather, your King Kong from your King's Speech, your Rocky from your Rocky Horror? In Film in Five Seconds, some of the greatest movies ever made are transformed into hilarious and witty infographics to put your movie knowledge to the test. You'll laugh out loud as you identify some of the greatest scre…
Fucking Brilliant Journal Fucking Brilliant Journal
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Fucking Brilliant Journal Both edgy and elegant, this journal is the place for recording the boldest and most brilliant of ideas. Featuring foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic ink throughout, there are 192 lined pages. Paperback. Measures 18cm x 13cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novellas, and activity books at our online book section, or visit our brick and mortar shop in…
How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity
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How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity For decades, we believed the keys to personal wealth were a college diploma and marketable job skills-but no more. Today, your best hope for financial security is literally right at your feet: it's your cat. The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar personalities and global multimedia brands-but how can a human cash in?…
How to Poo at Work How to Poo at Work
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How To Poo At Work This book could kickstart your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! How to Poo at Work is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work, and is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker faces on a daily basis. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Defecation and follows up with many practical, real-li…
I Could Chew On This I Could Chew On This
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I Could Chew on This and other Poems by Dogs From Toy Poodles to Great Danes, dogs of all sizes, ages, breeds, and dispositions have an inner poet lurking just beneath the surface. Written by these astute and inspired canines are such classics as, "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Each poem in this collection perfectly captures the quirkiness…
I Could Pee On This I Could Pee On This
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Sometimes "meow" just doesn't quite ge the point across... In I Could Pee On This you'll find poems penned by cats that reveal theor every desire, theor every conflict, and their every moment of neurotic genius. You'll discover why cats do things like sit on you face before the sun comes up. help clean your bedside table with their tail, or confirm that there really are one thousand sheets in the…
Name That Movie Name That Movie
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Name That Movie: 100 Illustrated Movie Puzzles The rules are simple: Six illustrations, in sequence, no movie stars. Can you Name that Movie? Test your visual knowledge of film with 100 illustrated movie puzzles (plus answer key and title index) and see your favourite classic films in a whole new light. Hardback book. Measures 23.5cm x 10.5cm x 2.5cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novella…
Obsessed With Star Wars: 2500 Questions Obsessed With Star Wars: 2500 Questions
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Obsessed With Star Wars Test your knowledge of a galaxy far, far away with these 2500 questions from film, behind-the-scenes, and Legends material. Obsessed With Star Wars will challenge, delight, and stump even the most knowledgable and passionate Star Wars fan. At the bottom of each page, an answer key allows quick resolution to the expansive number of questions. Paperback. Approximately 320 pag…
Rage Journal Rage Journal
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You can’t be zen all the time. Embrace your inner rage and take it out on some harmless paper with this stress-busting Rage Journal! This journal is jam-packed with fun quips on anger, sarcasm, and bad moods on one side of the page, and a fun 'un-spirational' activity for you to quell your rage on the other – which could include writing an angry unsent letter, straight up stamping on the book, or…
Shakespeare Insult Generator Shakespeare Insult Generator
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Let the Bard help you make up the best insult in the world with this Shakespeare Insult Generator flip-book from Barry Kraft! This book features three insults to a page, mixing-and-matching iconic cheeky words from Shakespeare’s works, along with their definitions to the left-hand-side. Go flipping and see what creative insults you can find, and try them out for us and let us know how it goes. It’…
Star Trek Kirk Fu Manual Star Trek Kirk Fu Manual
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Learn how to fight like Captain James T. Kirk with this fun officially licensed Star Trek Kirk Fu Manual book, written and illustrated by Dayton Ward and Christian Cornia. This book lists every move that Kirk uses throughout the series to just body the aliens and humans he meets; and his style of combat is now known as Kirk Fu. Learn the ways of Kirk, inspired by modern and futuristic (and just pl…
Star Trek Nerd Search - Quibbles with Tribbles Star Trek Nerd Search - Quibbles with Tribbles
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Bust some boredom and enjoy a jaunt through space with the Enterprise gang with this fun Star Trek Nerd Search - Quibbles with Tribbles puzzle book! This galactic 'Where's Wally'-esque book opens with your quest to find the exploding Tribble on each page spread; as well as fun continuity errors for the Nerd Alert Search, and and Artefact Incident, where you need to spot the out-of-context item on…
Star Trek: Cats - The Next Generation Star Trek: Cats - The Next Generation
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Celebrate your love for Star Trek, with a feline twist, with this Star Trek: The Next Generation Cats picture book from Jenny Parks! This book lovingly takes scenes and shots from the hit television series and illustrates them in fantastic detail with one small change… The U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D crew are all cats! From holodeck adventures and hijinks, to Borg-battling scenes of action, this…
Star Trek: Cats - The Original Series Star Trek: Cats - The Original Series
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Celebrate your love for Star Trek, with a feline twist, with this Star Trek: Original Series Cats picture book from Jenny Parks! This book lovingly takes scenes and shots from the hit television series beginnings’ and illustrates them in fantastic detail with one small change… The U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 crew are all cats! From Kirk being Kirk to Spock being Spock, this Star Trek Original Serie…
Star Trek: The Book of Lists Star Trek: The Book of Lists
£20.00
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Star Trek: The Book of Lists Spanning the epic science fiction franchise’s fifty-one-year history, this book is a breathtaking collection of the most compelling Star Trek facts and trivia, including events from both on and off-screen, available in 100 concise lists. Since Gene Roddenberry’s original series first aired in 1966, Star Trek has become a pop culture phenomenon, and one of the largest g…

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