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52 Things To Do While You Poo 52 Things To Do While You Poo
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52 Things To Do While You Poo From poo puzzles to poo facts, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, or how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a wordsearch or maze to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then this is the book for you! Every toilet should have a copy of this book next to…
52 Things To Learn On The Loo 52 Things To Learn On The Loo
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52 Things To Learn On The Loo Make use of those dull moments on the loo by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year. Ha…
A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist
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A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist Fur and fiction combine in this retelling of Charles Dickens's most famous novel, adorably adapted with an all-star cast of guinea pigs. In the misery of a workhouse, a poor, fluffy little orphan called Oliver Twist is fed on nothing but thin air and even thinner gruel. By squeaking a fateful question - 'Please, sir, I want some more' - he unwittingly sparks a series of e…
Be More Keanu Be More Keanu
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Keanu Reeves: actor, musician, dog lover. He's the internet's boyfriend. The poetic petrolhead. The guru on a surfboard. Part samurai, part samaritan. He is, very simply, 'The One'. In this hilarious book of pocket philosophy, film critic and Keanu fan James King reveals what makes Mr Reeves so special. He unpacks iconic films from the Bill & Teds to the John Wicks, as well as the star's own free-…
Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book
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Calligraphuck Fucking Awesome Colouring Book Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this colouring book invites adults to colour their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are prin…
Cat vs Trump Cat vs Trump
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Cat VS Trump: An Intelligence Test for Cats with Low Self-Esteem Is your cat smarter than Donald Trump? It's time to give your cat a pick me up, as we pit its wits against the President... You know Donald Trump, right? Wobbly orange trumpet on legs? There are many questions to be asked of Trump - did he collude with Russia? Is his hair made from caramelised orangutan farts? More pressing than all…
Film in Five Seconds Film in Five Seconds
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Film in Five Seconds Know a great movie when you see one? Can you tell your Grease from your Godfather, your King Kong from your King's Speech, your Rocky from your Rocky Horror? In Film in Five Seconds, some of the greatest movies ever made are transformed into hilarious and witty infographics to put your movie knowledge to the test. You'll laugh out loud as you identify some of the greatest scre…
Fucking Apostrophes Fucking Apostrophes
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Fucking Apostrophes The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. This is a light-hearted guide to getting the fucking things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennife…
How Not to Be a Dick How Not to Be a Dick
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How Not to Be a Dick On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and strai…
How to Poo at Work How to Poo at Work
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How To Poo At Work This book could kickstart your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! How to Poo at Work is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work, and is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker faces on a daily basis. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Defecation and follows up with many practical, real-li…
How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You
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The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen comics, such as "How to tell if you…
I Could Chew on This I Could Chew on This
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I Could Chew on This and other Poems by Dogs From Toy Poodles to Great Danes, dogs of all sizes, ages, breeds, and dispositions have an inner poet lurking just beneath the surface. Written by these astute and inspired canines are such classics as, "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Each poem in this collection perfectly captures the quirkiness…
Obsessed With Star Wars: 2500 Questions Obsessed With Star Wars: 2500 Questions
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Obsessed With Star Wars Test your knowledge of a galaxy far, far away with these 2500 questions from film, behind-the-scenes, and Legends material. Obsessed With Star Wars will challenge, delight, and stump even the most knowledgable and passionate Star Wars fan. At the bottom of each page, an answer key allows quick resolution to the expansive number of questions. Paperback. Approximately 320 pag…
Perpetual Disappointments Diary Perpetual Disappointments Diary
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Track the decline of your year with the Perpetual Disappointments Diary (the name is inspired by what your parents think of you). Each week-to-view double page has plenty of space for appointments and doodles, and features a special demotivational quote, notable anniversaries and deaths. There’s also sections for People Who Never Call, Notes Towards a Laboured Poem, Useful Phrases and more. Keep t…
Please Stop Touching Me Please Stop Touching Me
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Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats This brilliant collection of feline flights of fancy and hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets, revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners, and the poetry that is common to all cats. Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, a…
Rude Puzzle Book Rude Puzzle Book
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Rude Puzzle Book Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dot-to-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life’s idle moments. Paperback. 128 pages. Measures 12.5cm x 17.5cm.
Star Trek: The Book of Lists Star Trek: The Book of Lists
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Star Trek: The Book of Lists Spanning the epic science fiction franchise’s fifty-one-year history, this book is a breathtaking collection of the most compelling Star Trek facts and trivia, including events from both on and off-screen, available in 100 concise lists. Since Gene Roddenberry’s original series first aired in 1966, Star Trek has become a pop culture phenomenon, and one of the largest g…
Star Wars: How Not To Get Eaten By Ewoks Star Wars: How Not To Get Eaten By Ewoks
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Star Wars: How Not To Get Eaten By Ewoks This is a book that tells you the odds - and, honestly, the odds are not in your favour. Only by carefully studying the contents of this guide will you ensure you can survive the pitfalls and perils you will encounter on your journey across the Star Wars galaxy. Forget about tactical readouts smuggled in your R2 unit, this fun and quirky guide has an info-g…
Test Your Dog: The Dog IQ Test Test Your Dog: The Dog IQ Test
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Test Your Dog: The Dog IQ Test Is your dog an undiscovered genius? Now you can find out how smart your dog really is by giving him or her the Dog IQ Test. With three fun quizzes designed to measure your dog's communication skills, social behaviour, motor skills, and memory, you'll finally discover if your dog is really a canine Einstein! Test Your Dog also comes complete with guidelines on analyzi…
The Goldblum Variations The Goldblum Variations
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The Goldblum Variations We like Jeff Goldblum. You like Jeff Goldblum. Helen McClory really likes Jeff Goldblum. The Goldblum Variations is a collection of flash fiction, stories and games on the one and only Jeff Goldblum as he, and alternate versions of himself, travels through the known (and unknown) universe in a mighty celebration of weird and wonderful Goldbluminess. Maybe he's cooking, mayb…
The Little Book of Drinking Games The Little Book of Drinking Games
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The Little Book of Drinking Games Liven up the party with this heady collection of drinking games! Choose from brain-boggling classics such as Fuzzy Duck and Twenty-One or dizzying games of pure chance like 'TV Drinking' and 'Vodka Roulette' - whichever you play, you're guaranteed to be gleeful and giggly by the end! Paperback. Measures 10.5cm x 15cm.
The Memeing of Life The Memeing of Life
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The Memeing of Life Welcome reader. Please, make yourself comfortable: pull your chair nearer the fire, put your feet up on the dog, settle your cheeks into the toilet seat. This is The Memeing of Life, an exhaustive, exhausting, guide to the world of internet memes. Perhaps you have no idea what a meme is, so have bought this little book to expand your small mind. Possibly you’re the sort of frie…
The Miniature Book of Miniature Golf The Miniature Book of Miniature Golf
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The Miniature Book of Miniature Golf Strokes of Genius! Here is a complete working 9-hole mini-golf course. Embrace the joy, the challenge, the golf-for-everyone attitude, in the only book that you can play through, miniature golf balls and putter included. Not to mention doglegs, water hazards, tricky lies and that unique feature of mini-golf, the bank shot. The course: 1 The clubhouse, par 5 2 T…
The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes
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The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its bill withers. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe you fool, breathe! What was Beethoven's fifth favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! Proving the age old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them', Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been renowned for…

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