Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But with 52 Things to Do While You Poo, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a poo puzzle to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then…

52 Things To Learn On The Loo Make use of those dull moments on the loo by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say ‘Hello’ in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustaches, 52 Things to Learn on the Loo contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughou…

A Doodle A Day Don’t stress yourself, express yourself! A Doodle A Day was created not for artists, art critics, or connoisseurs, but for the stressed-out and weary, for those who've forgotten what it's like to colour outside the lines, and for anyone tired of staring at their screen. Every page offers a quick, fun prompt to help you find an escape, find calm, and find your creativity. Simply pick…

A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist Fur and fiction combine in this retelling of Charles Dickens's most famous novel, adorably adapted with an all-star cast of guinea pigs. In the misery of a workhouse, a poor, fluffy little orphan called Oliver Twist is fed on nothing but thin air and even thinner gruel. By squeaking a fateful question - 'Please, sir, I want some more' - he unwittingly sparks a series of e…

A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet Born into the litters of two rival families, star-cross'd lovers Romeo and Juliet fall tuft-over-paw for each other before learning that they are sworn enemies. 'O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' squeaks Juliet from her balcony, before declarations of undying affection are made and a secret wedding is planned. But the path of true love does not run smooth, and…

Brush up on your 18th Century vocabulary with this hilarious (and educational) Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, originally published in 1785, with a modern tarting-up. This little pocket-sized hardback book is a must-have guide to old-school British slang and swear words, with a lovely Victorian sheen to them all, listed in alphabetical order with a small description, and inked illustration…

Bob Ross Activity Book Unleash your creativity and have some happy little accidents with the official Bob Ross Activity Book! This engaging and inspiring activity book is fun for the whole family and celebrates the beloved painter icon, Bob Ross. Dive into a world of joy and wonder with nature and art-themed prompts for sketching and doodling, alongside word searches, mazes, crosswords, and more.…

The Official Bob Ross Colouring Book Embrace the joy of painting with Bob Ross and let your imagination run wild with this contemplative, relaxing, and inspiring Bob Ross colouring book. Perfect for fans of all ages, this book is a delightful way to connect with the work and personality of the beloved pop-culture icon. Featuring many of Bob Ross's most famous catchphrases about happy little trees,…

Bored As Fuck Puzzle Book Kick boredom in the balls with the Bored as F*ck Puzzle Book! An awesome activity book for when you’re seriously f*cking bored, this fun-filled puzzle book is packed with amusing activities and tremendous trivia designed to cure any case of boredom, whether mild, moderate or severe. Includes crosswords, mazes, word searches, dot-to-dots, spot-the-differences, fascinating…

Break out the cocktail shaker and the glasses, it’s time to brew up some Classy as Fuck Cocktails with this suave sweary recipe book! This hardback gold-foiled and gold-edged book is as classy as can be, filled to the brim with over sixty different recipes for any cocktail for any occasion, with golden-foil text inserts of puns and sweary motivational quotes. With recipes ranging from beginner to…

Cock-a-Doodle: A Rude Activity Book For Adults If you need something different to tickle your pickle, pick up Cock-a-Doodle, an activity book with a devilish difference. Within these colourful pages you will find over 100 puerile puzzles all centred around one thing: the cock! Expect wang word searches, member mazes, cock-the-differences, dick-themed doodles, and loads more phallic fun. • Hardback…

Crap Taxidermy A hilarious look at what happens when taxidermy goes very wrong! You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatur…

Doctor Who: Where's the Doctor? Where is the Doctor? The time travelling Time Lord could be anywhere in time and space in these incredibly detailed intergalactic images. Search through the Cybermen, dig through the Daleks, and ogle the Ood to find the Doctor and his friends! • Paperback copy of Doctor Who: Where’s the Doctor? • Measures 28cm x 21cm • 40 pages ...give the dog a bone has a great sel…

From the gentle hiss of the Silent But Deadly to the rip-roaring salute of the Seismic Blast, this hilarious, illustrated mock spotter's guide identifies the field marks, voice, habitat, and range of ten common wind-breakers, so that you can identify he (or she) who dealt it every time. Can't pinpoint what the Flight of the Buttock Bees sounds like? Just push the button on the attached battery-pow…

Film in Five Seconds Know a great movie when you see one? Can you tell your Grease from your Godfather, your King Kong from your King's Speech, your Rocky from your Rocky Horror? In Film in Five Seconds, some of the greatest movies ever made are transformed into hilarious and witty infographics to put your movie knowledge to the test. You'll laugh out loud as you identify some of the greatest scre…

Fucking Apostrophes The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. Just look at King's Cross, which is written both with and without an apostrophe, or Hear'Say, who used an apostrophe... for why?! This light-hearted guide lets off steam, so you don't have to. Elegantly produced, this is the perfect gift for any p…

How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served wi…

How To Poo At Work Kickstart your career and get the keys to the executive washroom! How to Poo at Work is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work and is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker faces on a daily basis. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Defecation and follows up with many practical, real-life examples, showing…

The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com, written and drawn by Matthew Inman. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen…

I Adulted! Stickers for Grown-Ups Perfect for everyone who is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, these 100 full-colour removable stickers can be used to proudly and publicly proclaim life's little victories. Also including checklists for how to get through the day, tips for how to adult without crying (too much… in public), and blank stickers for your own personal achievements, I Adulted!…

I Could Chew on This and other Poems by Dogs From Toy Poodles to Great Danes, dogs of all sizes, ages, breeds, and dispositions have an inner poet lurking just beneath the surface. Written by these astute and inspired canines are such classics as, "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Each poem in this collection perfectly captures the quirkiness…

Sometimes "meow" just doesn't quite ge the point across... In I Could Pee On This you'll find poems penned by cats that reveal theor every desire, theor every conflict, and their every moment of neurotic genius. You'll discover why cats do things like sit on you face before the sun comes up. help clean your bedside table with their tail, or confirm that there really are one thousand sheets in the…

Keanu Reeves' Guide to Kindness Is Keanu Reeves your spiritual guru, or is that just us? Over the past few years, tales of Keanu Reeves being excellent have taken over the internet. Including 50 simple acts, such as holding the door open for someone, donating clothes and books to charity and smiling at a stranger, and accompanying illustrations featuring Keanu-nu-nu himself, this book encourages u…

One of the best coffee table books ever created, this 'My Neighbour Hayao' art book features absolutely stunning artwork and illustrations themed around the work that Hayao Miyazaki and his Studio Ghibli have created, drawn and compiled by over 250 artists and the Spoke Art Gallery. Flip through this high-quality art and find your favourite piece; with works based from the iconic Ghibli movies lik…