Books

52 Things To Do While You Poo Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But with 52 Things to Do While You Poo, pooing has never been so much fun! If you ever wondered what key most toilets flush in, how many years of their life the average person spends on the toilet, or if you've wished you'd had a poo puzzle to complete whilst you've been on the loo, then…

Brush up on your 18th Century vocabulary with this hilarious (and educational) Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, originally published in 1785, with a modern tarting-up. This little pocket-sized hardback book is a must-have guide to old-school British slang and swear words, with a lovely Victorian sheen to them all, listed in alphabetical order with a small description, and inked illustration…

Bored As Fuck Puzzle Book Kick boredom in the balls with the Bored as F*ck Puzzle Book! An awesome activity book for when you’re seriously f*cking bored, this fun-filled puzzle book is packed with amusing activities and tremendous trivia designed to cure any case of boredom, whether mild, moderate or severe. Includes crosswords, mazes, word searches, dot-to-dots, spot-the-differences, fascinating…

Cock-a-Doodle: A Rude Activity Book For Adults If you need something different to tickle your pickle, pick up Cock-a-Doodle, an activity book with a devilish difference. Within these colourful pages you will find over 100 puerile puzzles all centred around one thing: the cock! Expect wang word searches, member mazes, cock-the-differences, dick-themed doodles, and loads more phallic fun. • Hardback…

Crap Taxidermy A hilarious look at what happens when taxidermy goes very wrong! You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatur…

From the gentle hiss of the Silent But Deadly to the rip-roaring salute of the Seismic Blast, this hilarious, illustrated mock spotter's guide identifies the field marks, voice, habitat, and range of ten common wind-breakers, so that you can identify he (or she) who dealt it every time. Can't pinpoint what the Flight of the Buttock Bees sounds like? Just push the button on the attached battery-pow…

How to Eat Cock: Mouthwatering Chicken Recipes The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served wi…

One of the best coffee table books ever created, this 'My Neighbour Hayao' art book features absolutely stunning artwork and illustrations themed around the work that Hayao Miyazaki and his Studio Ghibli have created, drawn and compiled by over 250 artists and the Spoke Art Gallery. Flip through this high-quality art and find your favourite piece; with works based from the iconic Ghibli movies lik…

Name That Movie: 100 Illustrated Movie Puzzles The rules are simple: Six illustrations, in sequence, no movie stars. Can you Name that Movie? Test your visual knowledge of film with 100 illustrated movie puzzles (plus answer key and title index) and see your favourite classic films in a whole new light. Hardback book. Measures 23.5cm x 10.5cm x 2.5cm. Find the rest of our hilarious novels, novella…

Rude Puzzle Book Strictly for grown-ups! This book puts the tease into brain-teasers with a compendium of crude crosswords, unbelievably wicked word searches, dirty dot-to-dots and other provocative puzzles to test your knowledge of the smuttiest lingo – a racy replacement for life’s idle moments. • Paperback copy of the Rude Puzzle Book • Measures 17.5cm x 12.5cm • 128 pages Here at ...give the d…

Star Trek: Fun with Kirk and Spock (A Parody) Join Kirk, Spock, Uhura and the Rest of the Crew as They Go Boldly Where No Parody Has Gone Before! Since the 1930’s, Fun with Dick and Jane has inspired several parodies, but none as amusing as this clever Trekkie spoof! This Prime Directive primer steps through The Guardian of Forever to a simpler time of reading, writing, and red shirts. Fun with Ki…

Star Wars: How Not To Get Eaten By Ewoks This is a book that tells you the odds - and, honestly, the odds are not in your favour. Only by carefully studying the contents of Star Wars: How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks will you ensure you can survive the pitfalls and perils you will encounter on your journey across the Star Wars galaxy. Forget about tactical readouts smuggled in your R2 unit, this fun…

Steven Rhodes has struck again with this eclectic mix of retro children's art and paranormal spooky stuff with this 'My Little Occult Book Club' book! This little hardback book compiles the best of Rhodes' work into mini page posters, with an added pull-out poster, along with fun mini-activites like word searches and mazes, but with a spooky twist! Learn Advanced Pyrokinesis, hang out with the Ali…

Terrible Maps: Hilarious Maps for a Ridiculous World Welcome to the world of Terrible Maps, where geographical accuracy takes a backseat and getting lost is guaranteed. This book is a condensed assortment of some of the most terrible maps ever conceived, such as the different names for football round the world, countries that eat their national animals, and nations that have declared war on birds…

Test Your Cat: The Cat IQ Test Is your cat an undiscovered genius? You can find out how smart your cat really is by giving him or her the Cat IQ Test - a simple, four-part intelligence test. By observation and by using everyday household items, you will be able to measure your cat's co-ordination, communication, social, and reasoning powers. Fun illustrations throughout. Also includes suggestions…

The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Finding it hard working from home? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your f**ks instead to people and things tha…

The Little Frogs Guide To Self-Care Hop into this uplifting little book, filled with affirmations on self-love and empowerment, as told by the world’s most fashionable frog. With its mushroom hat and endless collection of fabulous footwear, this adorable amphibian is here to fill your heart with love for yourself and others, and to remind you that it’s brave and wonderful of you to exist! • Hardba…

The Little Guide to Keanu Reeves Open this book for a celebration of "the Internet's boyfriend" Keanu Reeves. As famous for his kindness, wisdom and philanthropy as he is for his acting career, he has secretly donated large sums to children's hospitals, given generous gifts to crew members on set and made headlines for his kindness to fans. Packed with amazing insights and quotes – from the man hi…

Sweary Word Puzzle Book Crack these expletive enigmas to prove that swearing is big and it is funny! The Sweary Word Puzzle Book is chock full of 'cros-swear-ds', wicked wordoku, abusive anagrams, and many more very adult yet joyfully immature puzzles, all ready to help you let off steam. It’s entirely possible to be a potty-mouthed smart-arse, it seems. • Paperback copy of The Sweary Word Puzzle…

The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes What was Beethoven's fifth favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! Proving the age old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them', Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the rafters with dreadful jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say - jo…

Wreck This Journal Each page of Wreck This Journal is filled with prompts telling you how to systematically destroy the entire book and was created for anyone who has ever had trouble starting/keeping or finishing a journal/sketchbook. The goal is to fill it up, to shift your perception of the blank page and to start working against your better judgment. To do those things you were taught to never…