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A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist
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A Guinea Pig Oliver Twist Fur and fiction combine in this retelling of Charles Dickens's most famous novel, adorably adapted with an all-star cast of guinea pigs. In the misery of a workhouse, a poor, fluffy little orphan called Oliver Twist is fed on nothing but thin air and even thinner gruel. By squeaking a fateful question - 'Please, sir, I want some more' - he unwittingly sparks a series of e…
Fucking Apostrophes Fucking Apostrophes
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Fucking Apostrophes The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. This is a light-hearted guide to getting the fucking things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennife…
How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity
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How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity For decades, we believed the keys to personal wealth were a college diploma and marketable job skills-but no more. Today, your best hope for financial security is literally right at your feet: it's your cat. The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar personalities and global multimedia brands-but how can a human cash in?…
How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting To Kill You
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The Oatmeal: How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. Fan favourites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to pet a kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus a crap-ton of new, never-before-seen comics, such as "How to tell if you…
Perpetual Disappointments Diary Perpetual Disappointments Diary
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Track the decline of your year with the Perpetual Disappointments Diary (the name is inspired by what your parents think of you). Each week-to-view double page has plenty of space for appointments and doodles, and features a special demotivational quote, notable anniversaries and deaths. There’s also sections for People Who Never Call, Notes Towards a Laboured Poem, Useful Phrases and more. Keep t…
Please Stop Touching Me Please Stop Touching Me
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Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats This brilliant collection of feline flights of fancy and hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets, revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners, and the poetry that is common to all cats. Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, a…
Star Trek: The Book of Lists Star Trek: The Book of Lists
£20.00
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Star Trek: The Book of Lists Spanning the epic science fiction franchise’s fifty-one-year history, this book is a breathtaking collection of the most compelling Star Trek facts and trivia, including events from both on and off-screen, available in 100 concise lists. Since Gene Roddenberry’s original series first aired in 1966, Star Trek has become a pop culture phenomenon, and one of the largest g…
The Goldblum Variations The Goldblum Variations
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The Goldblum Variations We like Jeff Goldblum. You like Jeff Goldblum. Helen McClory really likes Jeff Goldblum. The Goldblum Variations is a collection of flash fiction, stories and games on the one and only Jeff Goldblum as he, and alternate versions of himself, travels through the known (and unknown) universe in a mighty celebration of weird and wonderful Goldbluminess. Maybe he's cooking, mayb…
The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k
£14.99
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The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Finding it hard working from home? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your f**ks instead to people and things tha…
The Memeing of Life The Memeing of Life
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The Memeing of Life Welcome reader. Please, make yourself comfortable: pull your chair nearer the fire, put your feet up on the dog, settle your cheeks into the toilet seat. This is The Memeing of Life, an exhaustive, exhausting, guide to the world of internet memes. Perhaps you have no idea what a meme is, so have bought this little book to expand your small mind. Possibly you’re the sort of frie…
Yada Yada Yada: Life According to Seinfeld Yada Yada Yada: Life According to Seinfeld
£12.99
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Yada Yada Yada: Life According to Seinfeld Seinfeld is a television phenomenon. It is widely considered to be one of the greatest and most influential sitcoms ever made. This provides you with the desperate ineptitude of Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer. Find out which of these schmucks is your true spirit animal with the Which Seinfeld Character Are you? quiz; act on your girlfriend’s virtually i…

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