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Fucking Apostrophes
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£7.99
£7.99
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Fucking Apostrophes

The title says it all. Despite what some might claim, the rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. Just look at King's Cross, which is written both with and without an apostrophe, or Hear'Say, who used an apostrophe... for why?! This light-hearted guide lets off steam, so you don't have to. Elegantly produced, this is the perfect gift for any pedant, as well as an indispensable guide in all our moments of grammar-related frustration. WARNING: CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE!

• Hardback copy of Fucking Apostrophes

• Measures 15cm x 11cm

• 64 pages

Here at ...give the dog a bone we stock a brilliant selection of humour books in our book section, available both online and in our bricks and mortar shop based in York, UK.

Delivery

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COLLECTION (IN YORK)

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UK DELIVERY

Cards Delivery - orders consisting solely of greetings cards cost £1.50 and are sent First Class. We can also write a message in your card and send it directly to the recipient. You can select this option on the individual card web page.
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Next Day Delivery on orders consisting solely of cards costs £6.95. Orders must be placed before 12pm. (Monday to Friday only, excludes Bank Holidays). If you purchase cards with other items in our shop then the delivery charges outlined below will apply.
Next Day Delivery (UK Mainland ONLY) costs £9.95. Orders must be placed before 12pm. (Monday to Friday only, excludes Bank Holidays).
Next Day Delivery cannot be guaranteed on Saturdays. All Next Day orders placed on weekends will be delivered on Tuesday.

INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY

Orders consisting solely of greetings cards cost £3.95 to be delivered overseas. If greetings cards are purchased with other items from our website then standard international delivery charges will apply, as detailed below. We can write a message in your card and send it directly to the recipient. You can select this option on the individual card web page.

Delivery to Europe costs £14.99**.

Delivery to the Rest of the World costs £24.99**.

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Returns

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  • Please allow 14 days for returns to be processed.
  • We regret that due to hygiene regulations, unwanted earrings cannot be returned.

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