Stationery

For when you've got a million things on and need to let everyone know about it, this Busy AF notepad from Bettie Confetti is perfect for you. Printed in neon bright colours, it’s sure to make quite the statement on your desk, and features two checklist columns: one for “Do it now” and another for “Fuck it, it can wait” to help you sort out your priorities. • A5 size, printed on 210 x 148mm 120gsm…

For when you just need to get shit done, this A5 notepad from Bettie Confetti is perfection. For the important shit, less important shit, the “don’t forget this” shit, and shit you can do tomorrow all in one brightly coloured place. Printed in neon bright colours, it’s sure to make quite the statement on your desk as it helps you get shit organised. • A5 size, printed on 210 x 148mm 120gsm uncoate…

Achieve autocratic rulership over your writing and Kim Jong-Un-do your errors with this politically incorrect Dictator Eraser. Ideal for dealing with troublesome pencils who move too freely or write outside their borders, make mistakes disappear under mysterious circumstances. Superior in every way to a weak, capitalist eraser, it is a proud, imperial red in colour. Erase all who oppose! Nukes sol…

How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine filled with ink! These cute emoji egg pens come in a small pack of six varying designs, all adorably cute. Each pen has a different, bright, felt tip... tip, perfect for note-taking and colouring! Colours include: Neon orange, light blue, neon yellow, purple, neon green and neon pink. Materials: Plastic. Ink. Pens measure approximately 3.3cm wi…

Get real with your to-do lists and organisational skills with this classic Knock Knock 'Things To Do Around The House' notepad! This pad features sixty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details. This fun notepad would make for a great gift for the list lovers in your lives! Measures 6 x 9 inches.

Get real with your to-do lists and organisational skills with this classic Knock Knock 'Crap' notepad! This pad features sixty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details. This fun notepad would make for a great gift for the list lovers in your lives! Measures 6 x 9 inches.

Get real with your to-do lists and organisational skills with this classic Knock Knock 'Get Your Shit Together' notepad! This pad features sixty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details. This fun notepad would make for a great gift for the list lovers in your lives! Measures 6 x 9 inches.

Get real with your to-do lists and organisational skills with this classic Knock Knock 'Make A Decision' notepad! This pad features sixty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details. This fun notepad would make for a great gift for the list lovers in your lives! Measures 6 x 9 inches.

Get real with your to-do lists and organisational skills with this classic Knock Knock 'Pack This!' notepad! This pad features sixty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details. This fun notepad would make for a great gift for the list lovers in your lives! Measures 6 x 9 inches.

Get real with your to-do lists and organisational skills with this classic Knock Knock 'What To Get Done (So I Can Have A Drink)' notepad! This pad features sixty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details. This fun notepad would make for a great gift for the list lovers in your lives! Measures 6 x 9 inches.

Get real with your to-do lists and organisational skills with this classic Knock Knock 'WTF Am I Doing?' notepad! This pad features sixty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details. This fun notepad would make for a great gift for the list lovers in your lives! Measures 6 x 9 inches.

Get real with your to-do notes and organisational skills with this fun Knock Knock 'Get Shit Done' pad of Great Big Stickies sticky notes! This pad features sixty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, for when just a teeny sticky note just isn't long enough for your ranting. This fun sticky note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-leavers i…

Get real with your to-do notes and organisational skills with this fun Knock Knock 'Today's Plan of Attack' pad of Great Big Stickies sticky notes! This pad features sixty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, for when just a teeny sticky note just isn't long enough for your ranting. This fun sticky note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-…

Note down your thoughts and feelings (negative or positive) with this fun guided Knock Knock 'Apology' pad of Nifty Notes! This pad features fifty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, tick boxes, circling, and filling in blank spaces. This fun nifty note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-leavers in your lives! Measures 4 x 5.25 inches.

Note down your thoughts and feelings (negative or positive) with this fun guided Knock Knock 'Paper Tantrum' pad of Nifty Notes! This pad features fifty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, tick boxes, circling, and filling in blank spaces. This fun nifty note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-leavers in your lives! Measures 4 x 5.25 inc…

Note down your thoughts and feelings (negative or positive) with this fun guided Knock Knock 'Passive Aggressive' pad of Nifty Notes! This pad features fifty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, tick boxes, circling, and filling in blank spaces. This fun nifty note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-leavers in your lives! Measures 4 x 5.2…

Note down your thoughts and feelings (negative or positive) with this fun guided Knock Knock 'WTF' pad of Nifty Notes! This pad features fifty tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, tick boxes, circling, and filling in blank spaces. This fun nifty note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-leavers in your lives! Measures 4 x 5.25 inches.

Lend out your enormous book collection to your friends and family in a professional manner, keep track of your books, with this amazingly neat Knock Knock Personal Library Kit! This kit includes a date stamper with ink pad, a pencil with eraser topper, twenty self-adhesive Library date sheets, and twenty dated check out cards. An old-school library all in one nifty box; this library kit would make…

Note down your thoughts and feelings (negative or positive) with this fun guided Knock Knock 'Deal With This' pad of sticky notes! This pad features 100 tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, tick boxes, circling, and filling in blank spaces. This fun sticky note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-leavers in your lives! Measures 3 x 3 inche…

Note down your thoughts and feelings (negative or positive) with this fun guided Knock Knock 'Mental Note' pad of sticky notes! This pad features 100 tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, tick boxes, circling, and filling in blank spaces. This fun sticky note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-leavers in your lives! Measures 3 x 3 inches.

Note down your thoughts and feelings (negative or positive) with this fun guided Knock Knock 'Nag Note' pad of sticky notes! This pad features 100 tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, tick boxes, circling, and filling in blank spaces. This fun sticky note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-leavers in your lives! Measures 3 x 3 inches.

Note down your thoughts and feelings (negative or positive) with this fun guided Knock Knock 'To Do' pad of sticky notes! This pad features 100 tearaway sheets, all full-colour printed with hilarious small details, tick boxes, circling, and filling in blank spaces. This fun sticky note pad would make for a great gift for the note-takers and note-leavers in your lives! Measures 3 x 3 inches.

Made a covfefe? Don’t know how to write good? Take a leaf out of this fearless leader's book and pretend it didn't happen with this novelty Trump eraser. Ideal for bigly errors and suitable for those with slightly-smaller-than-large sized hands, it is a beautiful, healthy, spray-tan orange in colour. Erase fake news and make paper great again! Eraser measures 9cm x 5cm and comes in a gift box. ...…

One little birdy told us that this Vintage Sass & Belle Notebook featuring different designs of birds would be the perfect gift for a bird watcher. With a softcover design and a stitched spine, this notebook takes bird watching to an easier level! Now you can catalogue the birds you’ve seen to your heart’s content! This Sass & Belle Notebook measures 21cm x14cm and is ideal for tucking into a smal…