Katie Abey

Keep your surfaces protected and add a pop of delightful colour to your home with this Katie Abey 'Accomplished Nothing' coaster! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of a grey penguin on a yellow backdrop, with the words 'I Have Accomplished Nothing' above over a rainbow, and 'The Penguin of Procrastination' next to the penguin. Really relatable, it shouldn't be! This coast…

Keep your surfaces protected and add a pop of delightful colour to your home with this Katie Abey 'Bend and Snape' coaster! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of a fun illustration of Harry Potter's Professor Severus Snape giving us a 'Legally Blonde' bend and snap instruction on an orange backdrop. This coaster would make for a great token gift for the comedic Harry Potte…

Keep your surfaces protected and add a pop of delightful colour to your home with this Katie Abey 'Chill The Fuck Out' coaster! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of a grey and white tapir against a rainbow backdrop, with 'Chill The Fuck Out' on the tapir's middle. This coaster would make for a great token gift for the stressed to heck people in your lives! Measurements: 9…

Keep your surfaces protected and add a pop of delightful colour to your home with this Katie Abey 'ETea' coaster! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of the iconic extraterrestrial friend E.T holding a lovely cuppa tea. This coaster would make for a great token gift for the pun lovers in your lives! Measurements: 9cm x 9cm. Wipe Clean. Made in the UK. Here at ...give the do…

Keep your surfaces protected and add a pop of delightful colour to your home with this Katie Abey 'Fucking Nap' coaster! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of the Nap Raptor against a rainbow backdrop, with a speech bubble that reads 'Have a Fucking Nap'. Don't need to tell us twice! This coaster would make for a great token gift for the pun lovers in your lives! Measureme…

A wonderful mix of fun Harry Potter illustrations and puns, this Katie Abey Gryffinboar Coaster is the greatest thing ever made for comedic Harry Potter fans! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of a grey boar holding a wand and dressed in a red and yellow striped scarf, with 'Gryffinboar' underneath in white text. A play on words for the Harry Potter Hogwarts School house…

Keep your surfaces protected and keep an important reminder around with this Katie Abey 'Patronus' coaster! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a blue design of a dog, cat, rabbit, horse, doe and sheep Patronus illustrations, with the words 'Practice Your Patronus' in the middle in white. The Patronus charm conjures up an animal that chases away Dementor creatures in the hit film and book…

Keep your surfaces protected and add a pop of delightful colour to your home with this Katie Abey 'Punch Today in the Face' coaster! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of of a kaleidoscope of colours, with the main phrase being coloured in varieties, making it very eye-catching and inspirational. Don't need to tell us twice! This coaster would make for a great token gift f…

A wonderful mix of fun Harry Potter illustrations and puns, this Katie Abey Ravenpaw Coaster is the greatest thing ever made for comedic Harry Potter fans! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of an orange cat holding a wand and dressed in a grey and blue striped scarf, with 'Ravenpaw' underneath in white text. A play on words for the Harry Potter Hogwarts School house of Ra…

A wonderful mix of fun Harry Potter illustrations and puns, this Katie Abey Slotherin Coaster is the greatest thing ever made for comedic Harry Potter fans! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of a beige sloth holding a wand and dressed in a grey and green striped scarf, with 'Slotherin' underneath in white text. A play on words for the Harry Potter Hogwarts School house of…

A wonderful mix of fun Harry Potter illustrations and puns, this Katie Abey Snapechat Coaster is the greatest thing ever made for comedic Harry Potter fans! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of Harry Potter's Professor Severus Snape taking a selfie on Snapchat, with the golden floral crown face filter on him, with 'Snapechat' written underneath in white. A great coaster f…

A wonderful mix of fun Harry Potter illustrations and puns, this Katie Abey Tom Lidl Coaster is the greatest thing ever made for comedic Harry Potter fans! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of Harry Potter's Lord Voldemort (aka Mr. Tom Riddle) holding a Lidl carrier bag, with 'Tom Lidl' written underneath in white. A great coaster for punny Harry Potter fans! Measurements…

A wonderful mix of fun Harry Potter illustrations and puns, this Katie Abey 'You're A Lizard, Harry' Coaster is the greatest thing ever made for comedic Harry Potter fans! This lacquered wood-backed coaster features a bright design of a green lizard with Harry Potter's iconic circular glasses and lightning scar, on a swirled pink and purple backdrop, with 'You're A Lizard, Harry' printed in white.…

Let your pin badges speak for you with this Katie Abey 'Fuck Younicorn' enamel pin! This black-outlined coloured enamel pin features a tired grumpy pink unicorn giving us the finger, with a black banner that reads 'Fuck You' underneath. Ah, the wholesome magic of unicorns. It also includes a back black rubber clasp pin, and arrives pinned to a themed cardboard backing slip with even more Katie Abe…

Let your pin badges speak for you with this Katie Abey 'Llama' enamel pin! This black-outlined coloured enamel pin features a pale green leaping llama with a rainbow in the background, with the words 'Done With Your Shit' printed on the llama body. It also includes a back black rubber clasp pin, and arrives pinned to a themed cardboard backing slip with even more Katie Abey designed goodness! Meas…

Let your pin badges speak for you with this Katie Abey 'Luna Lovegood' enamel pin! This black-outlined coloured enamel pin features a cute illustration of everyone's favourite oddball and quirky individual from J.K Rowling's Harry Potter series, Luna Lovegood, reading her iconic Quibbler magazine in her iconic Quibbler Spectrespecs. It also includes a back black rubber clasp pin, and arrives pinne…

Celebrate your love for Harry Potter and puns with this cosy Katie Abey illustrated 'Gryffinboar' Gryffindor cushion! This cushion features a boar dressed up as a Gryffindor student with wand and scarf, crafted from a soft suede material, and arrives fully stuffed, with a zip access flap on the back. This cushion would make for a great gift for fans of Katie Abey's puns and for any Harry Potter fa…

Pick your favourite swear word to display (or buy the full range) with this Katie Abey Rainbow Sweary Cat 'Absolute Bollocks' Magnet! These Abey cat magnets are 3D-printed and hand-finished, and the super-strong magnet is encased inside the design. This magnet features a yellow cat holding a black sign that reads 'Absolute Bollocks' in white text, with paws hanging over and a tail curling round, w…

Pick your favourite swear word to display (or buy the full range) with this Katie Abey Rainbow Sweary Cat 'Bellend' Magnet! These Abey cat magnets are 3D-printed and hand-finished, and the super-strong magnet is encased inside the design. This magnet features a blue cat holding a black sign that reads 'Bellend' in white text, with paws hanging over and a tail curling round, with a flat reverse sid…

Pick your favourite swear word to display (or buy the full range) with this Katie Abey Rainbow Sweary Cat 'Cockwomble' Magnet! These Abey cat magnets are 3D-printed and hand-finished, and the super-strong magnet is encased inside the design. This magnet features a green cat holding a black sign that reads 'Cockwomble' in white text, with paws hanging over and a tail curling round, with a flat reve…

Pick your favourite swear word to display (or buy the full range) with this Katie Abey Rainbow Sweary Cat 'What A Crock of Shit' Magnet! These Abey cat magnets are 3D-printed and hand-finished, and the super-strong magnet is encased inside the design. This magnet features a dark blue cat holding a black sign that reads 'What A Crock of Shit' in white text, with paws hanging over and a tail curling…

Pick your favourite swear word to display (or buy the full range) with this Katie Abey Rainbow Sweary Cat 'Off You Fuck' Magnet! These Abey cat magnets are 3D-printed and hand-finished, and the super-strong magnet is encased inside the design. This magnet features a pink cat holding a black sign that reads 'Off You Fuck' in white text, with paws hanging over and a tail curling round, with a flat r…

Pick your favourite swear word to display (or buy the full range) with this Katie Abey Rainbow Sweary Cat 'Twat' Magnet! These Abey cat magnets are 3D-printed and hand-finished, and the super-strong magnet is encased inside the design. This magnet features a red cat holding a black sign that reads 'Twat' in white text, with paws hanging over and a tail curling round, with a flat reverse side. Stic…

The perfect socks to express how you feel, this pair of rainbow striped Katie Abey socks feature a cheeky little cat holding a sign which reads, “Cock Womble” These colourful sweary cat socks have a Katie Abey branded sole and feature their design on both sides. They make the perfect gift for the well-educated person with the vocabulary of a sailor! One size fits UK 4-7, but can fit larger sizes u…