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The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes
BA0577

£9.99
In stock

Description

The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a microwave until its bill withers.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe you fool, breathe!

What was Beethoven's fifth favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

Proving the age old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them', Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the rafters with dreadful jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say - jokes that will make you groan, sigh... and then make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers - but don't tell your Dad that, it'll only encourage him!

Hardback. 224 pages. Measures 21cm x 14cm.

Delivery

COLLECTION (IN YORK)

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UK DELIVERY

Cards Delivery - orders consisting solely of greetings cards cost £1.50 and are sent First Class. We can also write a message in your card and send it directly to the recipient. You can select this option on the individual card web page.
If you purchase cards with other items in our shop then the standard delivery charges, outlined below, will apply.

Standard Delivery on orders under £40 costs £1.50 for Large Letters and £3.95 for Small-Medium Parcels. Delivery takes 3-5 working days.
Standard Delivery on orders over £40 is free and takes 3-5 working days.
Some of the bulky/heavy items we offer for sale are excluded from our standard delivery charges and may incur a postage surcharge. You will be made aware of this during the checkout process.

Next Day Delivery on orders consisting solely of cards costs £6.95. Orders must be placed before 2pm. (Monday to Friday only, excludes Bank Holidays). If you purchase cards with other items in our shop then the delivery charges outlined below will apply.
Next Day Delivery (UK Mainland ONLY) costs £6.95 for Large Letters and £9.95 for Small-Medium Parcels. Orders must be placed before 2pm. (Monday to Friday only, excludes Bank Holidays).
Next Day Delivery cannot be guaranteed on Saturdays. All Next Day orders placed on weekends will be delivered on Tuesday.

INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY

Orders consisting solely of greetings cards cost £3.95 to be delivered overseas. If greetings cards are purchased with other items from our website then standard international delivery charges will apply, as detailed below. We can write a message in your card and send it directly to the recipient. You can select this option on the individual card web page.

Delivery to Europe costs £12.95.

Delivery to the Rest of the World costs £19.95.

All international deliveries come with tracking and require a signature upon receipt.

Please be aware that receiving goods in countries other than European Union member states may incur import duties and/or local taxes which are your responsibility.

It may sometimes be possible that the standard international delivery charges set out above will prove insufficient for especially bulky/heavy parcels. In this case we will contact you and offer you a postage surcharge to meet the cost of shipping your order. Should you not wish to pay this surcharge we will refund your payment in full and cancel your order.

Returns

  • No refunds/exchanges after 28 days of delivery.
  • Damaged Items: When good are received in a faulty condition, the customer is entitled to a replacement product, or a full money refund, including postage and return postage.
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  • What to do: To initiate a refund or exchange, please contact us. We will ask you to return the goods in their original condition with their original packaging and tags. We always recommend using a recorded delivery service and keeping proof of postage, as wecannot be held responsible if return items are lost in transit.
  • Please allow 14 days for returns to be processed.
  • We regret that due to hygiene regulations, unwanted earrings cannot be returned.

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