The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

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The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a microwave until its bill withers.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe you fool, breathe!

What was Beethoven's fifth favourite fruit?


Proving the age old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them', Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the rafters with dreadful jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say - jokes that will make you groan, sigh... and then make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers - but don't tell your Dad that, it'll only encourage him!